This is what we do with girls we meet on the side of the street…every once in a while…if you can even notice that there is a girl riding dirty in the car…twerking better than she was Miley…because you’re too busy staring at my beautiful face making all those silly facial expressions for the fans…because we know I’m obviously all that matters in this video we shot for instagram…and that ass jiggling’ doesn’t have shit on me….all this to say, I didn’t have sex with this girl, but I am pretty sure I can still smell her on my pants, and I just can’t stop sniffing them… Follow me on INSTAGRAM
I didn’t kill my wife for a viral facebook status update, I just make my #stepGIRLS play dead half naked in their DrunkenSweatshop.com shirt … Not because I am a necrophiliac, or even because I think that dude who killed his wife and posted it to facebook is funny, but because it’s fuckin’ hot… Not to mention, if they play dead well enough, like if they really commit to the role…they don’t say no… Shot by Monsieur Coms
For those of you who follow DrunkenStepfatherDotCom on instagram, you will know that there’s a little army of hot as fuck stepGIRLS forming. Our genius friend Gordon Holden sent us a bunch of amazing shirts from his amazing collection. Some that even I wear…and I don’t generally wear clothes…unless they are soiled and stained with mustard, sweat and semen, you know otherwise it gets in the way of being a creep. So we did the natural thing…what anyone would do.. and got a couple of our stepGIRLS posing hot in them….for photographer he loves controversy …Here are the pics…try not to masturbate…I dare you. To get some of these awesome shirts CLICK HERE
For those of you who follow DrunkenStepfatherDotCom on instagram, you will know that there’s a little army of hot as fuck stepGIRLS forming. Our genius friend Gordon Holden sent us a bunch of amazing shirts from his amazing collection. Some that even I wear…and I don’t generally wear clothes…unless they are soiled and stained with mustard, sweat and semen, you know otherwise it gets in the way of being a creep. So we did the natural thing…what anyone would do.. and got a couple of our stepGIRLS posing hot in them….for photographer he loves controversy …Here are the pics…try not to masturbate…I dare you. To get some of these awesome shirts CLICK HERE
Chrissy Teigen is some ethnic busty model from SI who I consider part of the stepfather family. Not because I am black or asian and not because I am her husband, John Legend’s long lost relative from the same orphanage or wherever he learned to play piano before landing a gold digging modeling wife. Not that she’s necessarily a gold digger, I don’t know her personal finances, maybe she’s just a fame whore and likes the celebrity connection, because I am sure she could be fucking far richer people than him. Whatever her deal is, she’s definitely not fucking the poor dude in the studio apartment down the street because girls are all the fucking same and always choose the good life. I consider her part of the stepfather family, because she tweeted me once, probably something rude, I don’t remember, but it turns out it’s just that easy to get with me people. I’m such a slut. Here’s the video….
Chrissy Teigen is some ethnic busty model from SI who I consider part of the stepfather family. Not because I am black or asian and not because I am her husband, John Legend’s long lost relative from the same orphanage or wherever he learned to play piano before landing a gold digging modeling wife. Not that she’s necessarily a gold digger, I don’t know her personal finances, maybe she’s just a fame whore and likes the celebrity connection, because I am sure she could be fucking far richer people than him. Whatever her deal is, she’s definitely not fucking the poor dude in the studio apartment down the street because girls are all the fucking same and always choose the good life. I consider her part of the stepfather family, because she tweeted me once, probably something rude, I don’t remember, but it turns out it’s just that easy to get with me people. I’m such a slut. Here’s the video….
Here is one of our official stepGIRLS modeling some FRANK & OAK ….and they look hot as fucking fire. FRANK & OAK is clothing brand that merges quality with amazing style, and at a great price. They have shirts and underwear and really all kinds of stuff you’ll love to let that girl who spent the night walk around in when she’s making you that morning coffee. It is membership based, but not a scam, meaning you get deals and exclusive offers for limited edition styles by being a member. More importantly, you get clothing specific to your needs, styles and really what you want, but there isn’t any commitment to buy when you sign up. It’s really just joining a cool community. So SIGN UP FOR EXCLUSIVE DEALS, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY TO LOOK GOOD because bitches may love cake, but they also like dudes who dress the fuckin’ part. Here’s our stepGIRL lookin’ hot in the best selfies of all time… TO SEE MORE OF THEIR STUFF FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here is one of our official stepGIRLS modeling some FRANK & OAK ….and they look hot as fucking fire. FRANK & OAK is clothing brand that merges quality with amazing style, and at a great price. They have shirts and underwear and really all kinds of stuff you’ll love to let that girl who spent the night walk around in when she’s making you that morning coffee. It is membership based, but not a scam, meaning you get deals and exclusive offers for limited edition styles by being a member. More importantly, you get clothing specific to your needs, styles and really what you want, but there isn’t any commitment to buy when you sign up. It’s really just joining a cool community. So SIGN UP FOR EXCLUSIVE DEALS, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY TO LOOK GOOD because bitches may love cake, but they also like dudes who dress the fuckin’ part. Here’s our stepGIRL lookin’ hot in the best selfies of all time… TO SEE MORE OF THEIR STUFF FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’ve been on my FACEBOOK or if you’ve watched CNN…..you’ll know going to the movie theater has become a pretty fucked up thing…especially when watching Dark Knight opening night, but then again I guess going anywhere is pretty much putting out lives in the hands of assholes who were molested, or rejected, or bullied, or just who hate the world because they can’t afford to live like a Kardashian….you know crazy people, capable of getting guns, unable to determine that Batman isn’t a real fucking person who can save the day, while pulling off acts of extreme violence in what probably took 5 minutes of his day to take 12 lives…. Not to mention, the Dark Knight now has a dark cloud over it that all those people who are pretending to care about the lives lost, will probably not even think about when watching the Dark Knight, because they will be too busy fearing their own lives…or not giving a fuck cuz bad things happen everyday and it is hard to keep up…. But for those of us a little more perverted than G Rated, comic book fan boy shit…and who don’t like leaving the house, there’s always VIVID with the hardcore option… TO SEE THE XXX EXCLUSIVE CLIP Sure I hate produced porn as much as the next guy, but it’s fucking hilarious when it is Parody porn… TO SEE THE XXX EXCLUSIVE CLIP TO FIND OUT MORE FOLLOW THIS LINK
Fergie’s posted this bikini pic on Twitter…and it is a hit…mainly cuz she’s got rockin’ tits… and even a rocking body….even though she’s often a miss…whether with her balding, her hard manly face…her stupid outfits and all else disappointing in her….but today…she’s far enough away that I don’t see her meth damage…or anything that may or may not throw me off…and reality is that I met her three years ago, held her hand backstage at an event I crashed, until her security guards pulled me away, as she smiled….it wasn’t love at first site…but she was probably more luxurious than any other girl I’ve violated before her….and I guess that makes staring at her tits a little more of a personal experience for me…you know back when I was at my peak.
