I swear, every time we get a new Sarah Stephens photoshoot, the Aussie model just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Here’s her latest, for Agent Provocateur, and with pictures this good, I have no clue how Sarah hasn’t become a big star yet. If I had to guess, it’s probably because she hasn’t still dated a famous blogger who can help take her career to the next level. OK, fine, probably not, but don’t tell her that. If this whole underrated business keeps up, I might actually have a shot. » view all 19 photos
I don’t watch 2 Broke Girls…it annoys me…because Kat Denning is too fat to be broke, real broke people die of starvation…and because their apartment is too nice to constitute being broke….but mainly because the show was conceptualized by Whitney Cummings, the least funny female comedian ever…but rather a crass girl who talks about fucking, while fucking, in order to move that career along thanks to people with power liking getting fucked by aspiring comedians… That said, Beth Behrs is the other girl on the show and here she is in a seriously uneventful bikini vacation pic that looks like it was shot in 92 and scanned last week, you know old technology, out of focus, short wearing to hide her balls or fucking massive clit, or dumpy ass bullshit…
Sarah Stephens is some model and she’s in a campaign for a lingerie company that’s all set up to be romantic and beautiful but that just looks cheesy as fuck…I’m talking mall photography quality erotica fat white trash wives get their husbands to spice up their shitty poor as fuck Walmart trailer park lives…cuz that’s what their dead beat dad taught them men like when they used to make them look at penthouse together before the molesting started… But I have thing with shitty catalog pics that totally misappropriate babes trying to make them commercial product vending spokespeople…that always end up looking as dumb as this…because you know Sarah Stephens, even if you have never heard of Sarah Stephens, is the kind of model who would show her tits, if asked…yet Myla Lingerie…never fucking asked, and if any nipple did show up, they squashed that and fucking airbrushed that motherfucker in photoshop out…disappointing everyone like me… Here are the pics anyway…cuz Catalog pics are a fetish of mine, even if they anger me.
I’ve warned you guys about how hot Sarah Stephens is before, but I’m pretty sure this latest lingerie shoot might be the Aussie model’s hottest one yet. So go ahead and enjoy this set of pictures, but just be careful to view them at a safe distance from your computer or anything else that’s flammable. Because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to cause your pants to spontaneously combust at any moment. » view all 24 photos
We’re almost at the end of November, and you guys know what that means, it’s awards season. And no, I’m not talking about the Golden Globes or the Oscars or anything of that boring crap. I’m talking about something way more prestigious: HollywoodTuna’s annual MILF of the Year awards. So if Alessandra Ambrosio wants to keep her title for the second year in a row, she’s going to have to keep up the tight jeans sightings and workout pictures through the home stretch. See, I take into consideration the whole year’s worth of work, but I also give more weight to recent stuff, and whoever’s willing to send me nudie pictures. So in other words, it’s just like all the other Hollywood awards. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Last time I did a post on Sarah Stephens , I told you guys that she was a hottie you should know . But just in case it didn’t stick the first time, I’ve got another awesome photoshoot from the Aussie model today. People say the best way to learn is through repetition, or something like that. To be honest, I really just wanted an excuse to post more bikini pictures. So do me a favor and pretend like you learned something before you lock yourself in the office bathroom for the next 20 minutes. » view all 27 photos
If you don’t know who Sarah Stephens is, you should. And I probably should too, considering she looks like she’s got what it takes to become a future ex-Mrs. Tuna someday, AKA a great set of funbags. According to Wikipedia, Sarah’s an Aussie model who’s best known for walking in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show at 18. But give me a few minutes to work my magic and she’ll be best known for dating a certain celebrity blogger instead. Unless someone wants to edit Sarah’s Wikipedia entry now and save me the trouble of having to do that myself. » view all 98 photos
Justin Bieber may have taken his mother as a date to the American Music Awards last night, but he ended the evening in the arms of a much younger woman: Selena Gomez. Yes, despite the recent struggles of this couple – they were photographed fighting on Friday – witnesses confirm that Bieber cuddled up with Gomez at an AMA after-party in Los Angeles yesterday. “My cub @justinbeiber brought his acceptable and beautifully aged beauty Selena to the AMA after party,” Jenny McCarthy actually Tweeted, with other sources telling E! News Bieber and Gomez left the Nokia Theatre holding hands. Selena did not attend the event, but she was spotted waiting for Bieber to complete his media session backstage. It looks like hope is not lost for these two after all.
Sheldon Stevens, the man who accused Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo, of having sex with him while he was underage, says he was coerced into recanting. He’s meeting with lawyers to ” undo the settlement ” with the puppeteer, TMZ reports. Clash and Sheldon Stephens entered into a settlement in which Clash agreed to pay him $125,000, but in return the agreement came with one condition. Stephens agreed that upon execution of the deal, he would retract his original accusation and state that his sexual relationship with Clash was consensual and adult. The accuser did retract the allegation at that time … but now wishes he had not. Stephens has met with lawyers and told them he was pressured into recanting, however, and insists he he had sex with Kevin Clash when he was underage (16). Clash has denied this from the start, while acknowledging he is gay and was involved with Stephens, now 23; Clash, 54, says his lover was 18+ at the time. Stephens says he would gladly forfeit the $125,000 to restore his name, and was literally crying during the final negotiations and insisting he didn’t want to sign. Clash’s lawyer had no comment. Stay tuned. [Photo: WENN.com]
Kevin Clash, the voice of Sesame Street’s Elmo, agreed to pay his accuser $125,000, under one condition – that Sheldon Stephens retract the allegation that he was underage. Stephens alleged he was only 16 when Clash began an affair with him. Clash admits an affair , but insists it started when Stephens, now 23, was an adult. Stephens recanted his allegation days later, but only after a secret settlement was struck between the two parties. Under the terms of the settlement: Clash agreed to pay Stephens $125,000 . He releases a statement saying he [Stephens] wants it to be known that his sexual relationship with Mr. Clash was an adult consensual relationship. If Stephens is asked by anyone about his relationship with Clash, he must only repeat the statement in the settlement that recants his story. Although Sheldon Stephens signed the document, he insists Clash, now 52, had sex with him when he was a minor and was pressured into signing the settlement. According to TMZ, Stephens was crying during the final negotiations with Clash’s lawyer and repeatedly insisted he didn’t want to sign; he did, however. It’s unclear who leaked these details to the celebrity gossip site, but it makes you wonder.
