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Bella Thorne’s Tongue Wants Attention

As you know I’m more of a fan of Bella Thorne ‘s tongue than Bella Thorne. So when it makes its way out of her mouth, I have to report on it. Also, I know what you perverts are thinking when you see chicks stick their tongues out and that’s just rude. I only like it for medical reasons. To see if they’re healthy or not.                  

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Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day

Selena Gomez, which explains why she’s got fake tits, as most Mexicans have shit tits, at least that’s what my friend who only fucks Mexicans told me, it also explains her weight gain, because at 20, all systems shut down turning most Mexicans into a neckless Mayan….all boxy and fertile…I mean they have kids at 14…so I guess she’s living up to that…unlike Selma Hayek and Alba and Longoria who are also Mexicans, but I guess less genetically predisposed to look like every Mexican woman I’ve ever seen in any Mexican village thanks to Hollywood and millions of dollars…that Selena doesn’t get because she’e been famous since she was 5… Either way, her, unlike every other celebrity, and asshole on your social media who celebrated Cinco De Mayo is not racist, because she’s allowed, it’s her heritage…and licking tacos clearly makes her happy as fuck…it is comforting in these sad times of being rich and famous…. The post Selena Gomez is a Mexican of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day

A video posted by Awesomepeneur (@isaamsharef) on May 5, 2015 at 8:29pm PDT Here’s a pretty insane video of a dude hitting a gay couple over the head with a Chair at a BBQ joint. That’s not to say that the gay couple were targeted because they were gay, you know people can piss other people off no matter where they stick their dick, but it is to say, that regardless of what they stick their dick in ,they are pretty fucking fucked up in this instagram video….and it’s fucking crazy…and the chair wrangler should be arrested…if he hasn’t already… The post Gay Couple VS Chair at a BBQ Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Wired 25: The 25 Greatest Brooklyn Anthems Ever [Listen]

It’s a great day for Brooklyn. As the Barclays Center opens up for the first time today, the borough with the most pride in the city has even more to stick their chest out about. Led by a ton of investors, none more famous than one Jay-Z, Brooklyn, New York will never be the same again with the opening of the Barclays Center… Continue

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Wired 25: The 25 Greatest Brooklyn Anthems Ever [Listen]