I don’t watch The Walking Dead , but I’m pretty this video of star Steven Yeun and Conan O’Brien visiting a Korean spa is scarier than anything you’d see on that show. It’s also definitely not what I was hoping for when I saw the words “naked spa video.” But it’s still pretty damn funny though. Continue reading →
We don’t see too much of Charlize Theron anymore these days now that she’s gone clinically insane (aka started dating that human cigarette butt Sean Penn). But luckily she’s still as hot as ever, judging from these behind-the-scenes shots of her latest Esquire photoshoot. I’m guessing eating that orange isn’t part of the shoot, but damn, it should be. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone look this sexy eating fruit since Sofia Vergara and that banana . See? Who says my memory is terrible? Now, what were we just talking about? » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Conan takes one of his staff members to Taco Bell. Even though this is probably an indirect advertising spot, it’s still pretty funny. Continue reading →
Elsa Hosk is a Swedish model who is pretty fucking awesome… She used to do a lot of NUDE MODELING …she’s even been nude in MAGAZINES ….I mean you can see everything I’ve ever posted and said about her HERE ….because I’ve been following her career for a long time, not because I want to, but because the voices in my head tell me to, just be happy this isn’t me actually following her home late at night, but rather just looking at pics her tall model ass has been in….because it’s less creepy, but then again, it’s still pretty fucking creepy…how is this my life? That said, she is one of these naked for fashion fashion models who went A-List by booking Victoria’s Secret…and now she’s in Marie Claire Italy…shot by one of the best photographers out there – David Bellemere…and I think I’m in love…it’s like I finally understand what every love song ever written actually means.
OK, so granted, this isn’t quite as good as the last Friends reunion we had on the site — when Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox took a bikini vacation together , but it’s still pretty funny watching Jennifer and Lisa Kudrow face off in a swearing competition on Jimmy Kimmel Live . The two sitcom stars come up with some good ones too, but in my fantasy at least, things get a whole lot dirtier (although a big bar of soap still comes out at the end). Oh well. Maybe in the rematch. Fingers crossed.
I am not even going to bother looking up these two wrestler chicks to see if these nude pics of them are legit or not. I am going to assume that they are a couple of possible ex hookers, strippers or porn chicks turned WWE girls, because WWE girls all look like hookers…that kind of look speaks to the wrestling market, which for the most part is serious white trash, that is very very very loyal to the whole wrestling movement and love and support everything that has to do with wrestling, making me realize that wrestling is just Their names are Melina and Velet Sky and I feel like they are jumping on the band wagon of “The Fappening” celeb nude hack of the century. Because if I was looking for PR, I’d be doing the exact same thing…especially when I am the closest thing to being a pornstar without doing porn.
I’ve already gone over the whole Kim Kardashian too many times. I figure life would have been better for all of us, except maybe Kim Kardashian, if we ended our coverage of her the week after the Sex Tape happened, like she was so many of the irrelevant stars of sex tapes before her, because I’ve seen the tape, it’s alright, but not worth the 100,000,000 dollars and TV career she’s had since. I mean the fact that she’s celebrated for interracial, unprotected sex, that was staged and under the guise that it was stolen from her and she was a victim, something anyone in porn would know was bullshit, I mean just look at how the nude hacked pics are being handled….no one is monetizing them, everyone is scared to post them, because the FBI is on it and out for blood…but for some reason…when it happened to Kardashian, a company still sells the fucking tape to this day, fully legally, because she’s full of shit….and so are these GQ Nude pics, because when you get photoshopped a bit too much, you no longer remain yourself, but a artist rendering of yourself…I mean you’d have to be a twisted artist to want to get Kim K naked at this stage in the game, you know the kind of artist who makes art with his feces….but here they are anyway.
Emma Stern Nielsen is the new object of my desire…the kind of girl I would watch masturbate, but I guess that isn’t saying much, because I have proven to myself – time and time again – that I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting or how bad they look like they smell, I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things… That said, Emma Stern Nielsen, is still pretty amazing…almost worth getting arrested for stalking.. The pics are for Wildfox, shot by my friend Mark Hunter…who I am going to harrass for the more naked pics you know he has from the topless portion of this campaign…you know the BTS VIP hustle…because nipples make toplessness official.
I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40. I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach… But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture…. Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has. You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people. Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored… TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE #489076951 / gettyimages.com
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