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Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lara Stone is a cunt who tried to sue me for posting boring as fuck honeymoon pictures…back when she was married to a relevant comedian….at the time when she was naked all the time in her photoshoots while being a model…because that’s what models do..they are bodies that sell those bodies like hookers…because they are hookers…who eventually start a family with rich people…like TV show creators… Not that any of that matters, but Lara Stone is still pretty fucking hot, and just because I can’t get over insignificant lawsuits that never amounted to anything, because I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, like if you were to ask her what DrunkenStepfather.com is, she’d have no fucking idea..but I can still think she’s a cunt in this one sided relationship…a cunt I would like to wear as gas mask…in the apocalypse that is my life.. The post Lara Stone Models Purses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chris Pratt Predicted Jurassic World Role 6 Years Ago! WATCH!

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Pratt, man. Is there anything he can't do? Okay, anyone who's seen Chris Pratt run in high heels know the answer to that question is a resounding “yes!” Come to think of it, Pratt's drunk acting advice was pretty crappy, too… Look, the goal her is not to point out Pratt's shortcomings, but to alert you to his amazing clairvoyant abilities. As you may have heard, with the insane box office success of Jurassic World , Pratt has now dominated back-to-back summers at the multiplex, making him one of the most sought after talents in Hollywood. It's a rise that no one could've predicted…except for Chris Pratt. Check out the above clip from 2009 (!) in which Pratt jokingly shoots down an offer to star in “Jurassic Park IV.” Creepy, or coincidental? Coincidental. But still pretty cool.

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Chris Pratt Predicted Jurassic World Role 6 Years Ago! WATCH!

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chris Pratt, man. Is there anything he can't do? Okay, anyone who's seen Chris Pratt run in high heels know the answer to that question is a resounding “yes!” Come to think of it, Pratt's drunk acting advice was pretty crappy, too… Look, the goal her is not to point out Pratt's shortcomings, but to alert you to his amazing clairvoyant abilities. As you may have heard, with the insane box office success of Jurassic World , Pratt has now dominated back-to-back summers at the multiplex, making him one of the most sought after talents in Hollywood. It's a rise that no one could've predicted…except for Chris Pratt. Check out the above clip from 2009 (!) in which Pratt jokingly shoots down an offer to star in “Jurassic Park IV.” Creepy, or coincidental? Coincidental. But still pretty cool.

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Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez wore some ripped jeans and a tank top for her instagram…and ran that shit through so many filters that it looks like it’s been soaking in piss…and that I guess gives a slimming effect to her portly little body…that I am sure you’d all love to lick the Bieber out of….because when it looks like this…we’re all Belieber enough to explore the territory he’s been inside…not that we’ll ever get that opportunity, Disney Chicks don’t work like that…they are robots who have no time for normals…obviously…and in reality…we all know you aren’t normal… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shredded Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to… You fucking pigs… A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 21, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT The post Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jessica Alba is still pretty fucking amazing…I mean this is a mom of two and a Mexican…and it looks like this….that means it works real fucking hard…because if you’ve ever seen Mexicans…you know that this kind of body doesn’t come natural, it comes with discipline…in fact most Mexicans I know look like they are pregnant with 2 kids when they aren’t….and not ever like this…and all while creating a billion dollar empire…it’s like what can’t this girl do…oh right…she’s got people doing everything for her…so she can gym and diet..but who cares…and look at the pics..she’s good. All this to say…Oprah has been in Shape… The post All of the Jessica Alba for Shape Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Peyton List Is Troubble

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know some of you degenerates are going to try to claim that you’re just looking at these pictures of Peyton List at the Delete Blood Cancer Gala in New York to support and raise awareness for a good cause. Now, I’m no lawyer (as my mom reminds me at least once a day), but I’m still pretty sure that excuse won’t hold up in court. And considering Peyton just turned 17, unless you want to have to start fundraising for help paying your legal fees, I’d just move it along instead. Photos: WENN.com

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Best Paper Airplane Throw Ever!

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is truly one of the greatest paper airplane throws I’ve ever seen on YouTube. It’s also the only one, so I can’t really judge, but it’s still pretty impressive.

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Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Talula Willis is the hottest of the WIllis sisters…I don’t know if she’s the lesbian one, or just the hipster one. I just know that she’s been an ambassador for the nipple campaign and in being an ambassador for the nipple campaign she’s found clever ways to put her nipple out on social media, which I think is a really notable cause, but more importantly, a good use of time…when you have a trust fund, don’t need a job, or even if you work at the local subway, I will like you better if you commit your free time to finding clever ways to show the world your nipple in pics as creatively as possible, so that they won’t get deleted off Instagram to prove a point to the world, and that point is that I can still jerk off to tits like it was the 80s…when her monster of a mom was just sucking dick to get a head The post Talula Willis in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day

Posted on March 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but don’t realize they aren’t, because people around them suck up to them….is that they end up looking like trannies… Thanks to science and not making babies..she defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…despite menopause..because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness… The post Carmen Electra in a Beach Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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