I don’t know if Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →
With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m still trying to figure out what SI swimsuit hotties Chanel Iman and Hannah Ferguson were doing at a Sports Illustrated press conference in Miami, and more importantly, why they weren’t both wearing bikinis… But apparently it was to help promote the 2016 Swimsuit Issue launch party festivities next month. Although that still doesn’t explain the bikini thing, does it? That would have been even better promotion, if you ask me. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
Meri Brown’s sticky wicket of an affair is getting worse. The Sister Wives star and Kody Brown’s ex-wife was involved in a catfish debacle, where she thought she was falling in love with a man on the interwebs. In reality it was Oklahoma whack job Jackie Overton, who has just announced plans to write a 200-page book about the relationship, aptly titled Almost Meri’ed . According to Radar Online , Overton bills the tell-all as a “love story,” filled with “photos, more text snippets and lots of things” that she’s never “told anyone about the affair.” The $6 book, which Overton says will be published before Christmas, “is funny in some parts: it’s very humbling” and promises a “huge twist and surprise ending.” When they first met, Overton pretended to be a man named “Sam” and managed to make Meri fall for her. There are recordings of Meri telling “Sam” that he was “kinder and sweeter” than Kody. A source told In Touch that news of the book “could be really embarrassing for her.” Could be? “They could have had phone sex!” the source said. “It’s so scary for her that the book is being written,” “This is just humiliating for Meri to be so intimate with someone who’s really, for all intents and purposes, a very scary woman from Oklahoma.” Meri admitted to the affair on a TLC special, citing her daughter leaving for college and estrangement from Kody as the reasons for seeking out a relationship. “Meri just wants to move past this already, but she may be paying the price for her actions for a long time to come,” the source added. When the scandal unfolded, Meri released a statement to In Touch : “During an emotional and vulnerable time earlier this year, I began speaking with someone online who turned out not to be who they said they were. “I never met this person and I regret being drawn into the situation, but I hope because of it I can help others who find themselves in similar circumstances. “Throughout this whole ordeal, my family has supported and stood by me.I am grateful to them for their love and strength through this difficult time.”
Recently, Chris Brown was spotted hanging out with Scott Disick at a club in Los Angeles. No one could imagine what these two might be doing together, aside from arguing over who's the more colossal mega-douche, but now we know they were shooting the video for Breezy's new single, “Picture Me Rollin'.” You probably imagine a Chris Brown video starring Scott Disick would be a highly douchey affair, but you have no idea what you're in store for. Things begin with Chris screaming at a woman in a car and defending his violent tendencies. Seriously. Then he gets a call from Disick – who, last we checked, is still trying to win back Kourtney Kardashian – asking for Chris' assistance, because Scott simply can't “f–k all these b–ches” on his own. That's not to say the song doesn't include some gentlemanly lyrics (“If you don't smoke, girl, it's alright/That's more for me, so I don't mind”), but we'd like to point out that this is the first single off of the album named for Brown's daughter, Royalty . So maybe Scott and Chris bonded over burdening their daughters with absurd, oddly-regal names? Nah, it was probably the douchiness. They're realized they're both unbelievably douchey.
Andrea #39;Andy#39; DelVesco, 21 #x0028;left and right#x0029;, a senior at UCLA, was found dead in her Westwood apartment Monday following a fire. According to officials, DelVesco#39;s apartment was equipped with working smoke alarms, and there were no bars on the windows to prevent her from escaping the flames and smoke. Arson investigators and LAPD detectives are still trying to determine whether the 21-year-old died before the fire broke out, or whether she perished in the blaze. LAPD Chie
Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Ildiko Ferenczi so much the last time, and more importantly, since I did too, here’s another set of drool-worthy bikini pictures from the Canadian hottie. I’m still trying to figure out if Ildiko’s future ex-wife material though, because contrary to popular opinion, I don’t Twitter propose to just anyone — it’s more like 90%. See, I’m looking for more than just a killer bikini body. I’m also looking for a girl I can take home to mom. …Because she lives upstairs, remember? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
I’ve seen a lot of dumb things running this site over the years — like people calling Kim Kardashian a “celebrity” — but I’m pretty sure this video qualifies as one of the dumbest things of all-time. It’s a woman who can’t seem to figure out how to get her gas cap lined up with the pump. And you guys might laugh, but I get it. I go through the same thing trying to convince models to date me. It’s always the same result, no matter how many different ways I try. Oh well. Hopefully we’ll both have better luck in 2015. Happy New Year, everybody.
Is it just me or do the beaches seem to be overflowing with hot no-name models lately? Either way, I want to introduce you guys to another up-and-coming hottie I just found: Kristina Sofia . According to my sources, it turns out that in addition to being a professional bikini model, the super-cute Aussie is also an aspiring actress. Which is great news, because I’m still trying to cast the lead in my upcoming sex tape totally legitimate film project. There’s no lines, but I can promise some great exposure. And after these shots, I think Kristina would be perfect for the part. Photos: Fameflynet
Nina Agdal has become one of my favorite supermodels. I don’t know what company she’s wearing, but they pretty much look all the same to me and to be honest, I think it’s time that they pay me for promoting their girls and brand. If they are on a tight budget, I’d take a night with Nina as payment. I think that is fair. Anyway, I’m still trying to bond with Nina on Twitter, but she won’t bite, which is very frustrating because I don’t see how anyone could resist my charm.