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Courtney Stodden Really Knows How To Dress!

In case you forgot, and I don’t really blame you, because I definitely did, it’s Style Fashion Week in LA right now (whatever the hell that is). And what better way to celebrate than with some pictures of one of the best-dressed nobodies around? So here’s Courtney Stodden busting out those massive melons of hers and showing all the other wannabe celebs out there how it’s done. Because if you ask me, I think those bolt-ons of hers make the perfect accessories. See? Who says I can’t cover this fashion crap? » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kylie Minogue Spinning Properly of the Day

Like a gay man working on getting fit enough for his HIV ridden South American import he’s trying to get a work visa for…I have done a spinning class once…and I did survive… My motivation…was to be locked in a room with sweaty babes in tight clothes… What I experienced was not so many sweaty babes in tight clothes…but more fat chicks trying to be sweaty babes pig in the city….and at least one of them kept farting… What I didn’t experience was proper heels and tight dress apparel like Kylie Minogue brings… Kylie Minogue may barely exist since the cancer, but shit…she still brings it.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s is Topless in Love Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio posted this topless picture on twitter promoting an upcoming issue of LOVE MAGAZINE …that she claims is going to redefine the beach babe shoot…which is pretty much saying a lot considering she’s a beach model who has been beach modelling and making more than other beach models for the beach modelling…but then again English isn’t her language and maybe she’s just trying to say “Anything is better than those Victoria’s Secret bastards who won’t let me escape their contract”…you know a coded cry for help…that we are all ignoring because we are blinded by her naked back and strategic toplessness… Either way….a hostage to a billion dollar brand or not…she’s good. TO SEE SOME BEHIND THE SCENES PICS OF HER MODELING BIKINIS FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET CLICK HERE

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Courtney Stodden is a Fucking Dream of the Day

I am friends with a bunch of different pornstars, and the main difference between them and Courtney Stodden is that they are more subtle, reserved and classy…despite being pornstars who get paid to fuck every day of their fucking lives… So I am confused that someone with fake tits like this, parading in a thong like this, crying for attention with staged paparazzi pics like this, is not getting paid to fuck… I don’t know how she makes money, I don’t know what her storyline is, I assume she was a stripper who managed to take a low level celebrity and leverage him into some scandal that made her exist… But I do know I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. The world needs more Courtney Stodden…and I think I need to start aggressively trying to make her my wife..because whatever I am feeling here must be true love… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Courtney Stodden Shows Some Serious Boobage

So in case you forgot, Courtney Stodden is a busty brunette now. You know, at first, I wasn’t a big fan, but I’m starting to come around on it. Because really, it doesn’t matter what Courtney’s hair color is — as long as she keeps heading out with this much boobage on display, I’ll always be a supporter. Anyway, here’s the 19-year-old cougar being taken out to dinner by her latest target. I call the leftovers. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden Shows Some Serious Boobage

So in case you forgot, Courtney Stodden is a busty brunette now. You know, at first, I wasn’t a big fan, but I’m starting to come around on it. Because really, it doesn’t matter what Courtney’s hair color is — as long as she keeps heading out with this much boobage on display, I’ll always be a supporter. Anyway, here’s the 19-year-old cougar being taken out to dinner by her latest target. I call the leftovers. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden: No Makeup on Twitter!

Forget going brunette and feeling born again . Courtney Stodden has truly given fans a fresh look via Twitter this week, posing for a cleavage-filled shot online without an ounce of makeup on. The 19-year old ex-wife of Doug Hutchison stares intently into the camera in the following photo, unable to hide her clearly fake breasts but at least giving us a look at her real, natural face for a change. What do you think? Stodden dyed her blonde hair dark last month and told Us Weekly she’s entering the “next chapter” of her life, following three years of being married to a man 24 years her senior. In other words: Courtney is single, fellas! Would you hit this?   Yech, no! Sure, why not?!? After how many beers…? View Poll »

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Courtney Stodden Is Now A Busty Brunette Cougar!

I don’t think it was a very good idea that Courtney Stodden dyed her hair brown. She already looked like an aging cougar with blond hair, but with this look it’s a little too “Real Housewives of New York” for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still spend my days motorboating those massive chestnuts. Anyway, here she is at the World of Wonder’s 1st Annual WOWie Awards.

Jessica Lowndes in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Jessica Lowndes and she’s from Canada…a place where girls don’t wear bikinis…but more importantly a place she escaped before we had our yearly party where everyone in Canada gets together to eat bacon and maple syrup in our igloos…because if she did go to that…I would have totally tried to do very erotic things to her…I mean provided her bulky snow suit wasn’t hiding this hot little body that she’s broadcasting to the internet in a “look at me” kind of way I really like…you see tits get hits and when you’re a low level Canadian actor in America trying to make it…hits get jobs and jobs feed egos…almost as well as the famous dudes, rich dudes and producers do on all the dinner dates you know she’s going on cuz she’s thirsty and reaching for success…proven in these pics I want to lick…

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Courtney Stodden’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Courtney Stodden is wearing a lovely, classy, delicate “I’m going to be a pornstar because I built myself this way and love the attention” dress…that showcased the shit stain of her nipple, which isn’t entirely erotic, but good enough for me because ever since I heard she was single – as a publicity stunt – for a relationship that was a publicity stunt…I’ve been trying to make her my celebrity girlfriend…I think we are connected at the soul in our equally irrelevant worlds…sure she’s more fun to look at naked…but together we could become a glorious phenomenon the world wouldn’t understand….because it’d be a whole lot of weird…but she rejected me…and at least I have these pics to get me through it…as I try to understand why she looks so old, but says she’s so young….could it all be a lie and if it is…where is the justice in this world…and what can we believe…if we can’t believe this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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