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Courtney Stodden Is Single And On The Prowl!

Good news everyone: my favorite wannabe celebrity Courtney Stodden is single again, after splitting with her husband. Shocking, I know. Who could’ve seen that one coming? Anyway, I know that not everybody loves Courtney as much as I do, which makes this even better news for me. Because it means that now she’s free to pursue exciting new projects, like accepting my generous sex tape offer . Call me. » view all 12 photos Fameflynet

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Courtney Stodden Keeps Busting Out That Sweet Cougar Cleavage

Once again, the sexiest 19 year old cougar is proving that she is the best dressed wannabe celebrity in the world. I know many of you are sick and tired of Courtney Stodden since I have received many emails complaining that I’m giving her way too much attention, but personally, I think those funbags deserve even more attention. You see, if a chick is dumb enough to cut their bodies open and have their breasts augmented, they might as well go big or go home. Courtney, did it right the first time and for that reason alone she has forever earned a permanent spot on Hollywood Tuna.

Courtney Stodden Knows How To Dress

Here’s America’s new favorite nobody  Courtney Stodden out grocery shopping with her best friends: the paparazzi. And between that and the awesomely tight dress she’s stuffed into, this is why Courtney is probably the best wannabe celebrity in Hollywood right now. It’s just too bad she didn’t invite me along too. I’m a pro at squeezing giant melons. Also, at telling when fruit is ripe. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden Is My New Favorite Nobody

Now that Kim Kardashian had her kid, it seems like the world finally caught up with the rest of us and got bored of her. Which means America needs a new favorite hot nobody. And I’d like to officially nominate Courtney Stodden for the title. As you can see, she’s willing to do whatever it takes to get famous, like constantly showing off her new funbags for the paparazzi. All she needs now is a “leaked” sex tape. So whenever you’re ready to take things to the next level Courtney, my offer still stands. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden In Sexy Ripped Up Leggings

Here’s my favorite hot nobody Courtney Stodden continuing to impress me with her tasteful choice of classy hooker wear. Not only is she wearing a tank top that can barely contain those new massive funbags, she’s wearing ripped up leggings. As you guys know, I’m a huge sucker for leggings. Anyway, I don’t know if Courtney takes personal requests, but if she does I’d like to see her head out in pink leggings. If she’d do that for me, I’d promise to give her one post a day for the next week! It’s a win/win situation for both of us. She gets exposure on one of the greatest websites ever and I get my rocks off.

Courtney Stodden’s Funbags Get The Boot!

I’m sure many of you Brits will be disappointed to learn that Courtney Stodden was the latest housemate evicted from Celebrity Big Brother UK. This is why I never follow these crappy reality shows because the girl with the biggest boobs are always booted early on in the season. Well, now that Courtney is homeless, if she needs a place to park those funbags, I’m looking for a housemate myself and I promise never to give her the boot as long she let’s me motorboat those babies daily.

Courtney Stodden’s Cleavage Puts On A Good Show

In case you were still wondering why Courtney Stodden is my favorite nobody, it’s because of things like this. Here she is putting on a show for the paparazzi on her way out of some restaurant with her husband. I’m glad to see these two are getting their money’s worth out of those awesome new funbags of Courtney’s. But just think how much more they could get if she accepted that sex tape offer of mine . I’m just saying, think about it. It sure beats dancing in the parking lot for attention, doesn’t it? » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden Bikini photos

Courtney Stodden in support of PETA promoting Pink#39;s Hot Dogs New Veggie Dogs in Hollywood. I still don#39;t know why exactly Courtney Stodden is famous, but there she is yesterday promoting veggie dogs in one of those PETA lettuce bikinis on one of the busiest streets in Hollywood. But hey, at least all the tourists have an interesting story to tell when they get back to Ohio. “And then we saw some half-na-ked tranny-looking bitch wearing a salad.”

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Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits of the Day

Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense…. She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again… Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.

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Courtney Stodden’s Fake Boobs Head Out In Public

Now that my favorite nobody Courtney Stodden went out and got herself a new pair of boobs, here she is showing them off for the first time in public. I mean, what’s the point of buying yourself something nice if you don’t show it off? In fact, I think Courtney should even take it one step further and make a boob on boob sex tape with Heidi Montag . If they need someone to work the camera, I know a guy who’s available 24/7: me. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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