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Courtney Stodden Sex Tape: In Existence!

Courtney Stodden has come out and admitted: She’s made a sex tape. We’ll give you a few moments to let the shock die down… The wannabe A-lister revealed this news to E! and said the video was shot soon after she turned 18. Does that mean 52-year husband Doug Hutchison is the man on top or bottom? Nope, it’s “just me” Stodden says . She adds that you can stop your Internet searches right now and put away your wallet: The sex tape is “not out in the media” nor is it on a computer. “Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing,” Stodden warns, adding that she won’t be releasing it because the tape is “personal.” But her knockers are not! Stodden says she recently posed nude for an unnamed British magazine and that she is yet to submit any photos to Playboy . She sounds open to appearing in the pages of Hugh Hefner’s publication, however. “You can keep it classy and be naked at the same time.” Someone should put that on a bumper sticker. Sound off now, THGers: Which would you rather watch, the Farrah Abraham sex tape or the Courtney Stodden sex tape?   Courtney Stodden! Farrah Abraham! View Poll »

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Courtney Stodden Is A Hot Mess

It’s a big responsibility being named my new favorite nobody. You can’t just coast along on a couple bikini pictures a month and expect to keep the title. So I’m happy to see that Courtney Stodden is taking the gig seriously. See, here she is looking like a beaten-up cougar leaving some restaurant, with her dress practically falling off. This is exactly the type of thing that lets me know I chose the right girl. With Courtney’s combination of short dresses, solid cleavage and low alcohol tolerance, I think she could stay my new favorite nobody for a long time. Hell, if she’s lucky, she might even break the current record of two weeks. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Courtney Stodden In A Sexy Futuristic Hooker Out

Once again, my new favorite nobody Courtney Stodden doesn’t disappoint. Here she’s dressed in a sexy futuristic hooker outfit at the Celebrity Designer Maggie Barry ‘M8′ Fashion show. You know, when I see chicks looking like this I just want to ask them how much and if their services are for the full hour or do they leave when I wet myself the first time around? Trust me, this a very important question to ask when seeking a provider. You’re welcome.

Courtney Stodden Barely Fits Into Her Daisy Dukes!

Okay, it’s official: I’m a fan of Courtney Stodden . Sure, it’s still hard for me to believe she’s only 18, but you guys know I have a weak spot for Daisy Dukes, busty blonde nobodies and stripper heels. It’s my Kryptonite. Somebody help me out here though, does it still qualify as Daisy Dukes if you can barely see them, or is it called something else? Either way, enjoy. I know I will. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Courtney Stodden Is Refeshing

I know many of you hate Courtney Stodden , but I find her refreshing. Sure she is annoying and has no talent, but any girl willing to bang and old man just to be famous is alright in my books. You see, one day I’ll be an old man too and hopefully a young 18 year old will be willing to polish my knob every once in a while. And with that said let’s move along…

Courtney Stodden’s Reality Is That She Is Washed Up Stripper And Is Only 18

So I didn’t know people held world premieres for music videos, but Courtney Stodden apparently had one for her new song “Reality.” I’m not sure if it was before or after she put on this pole-dancing show at an LA night club, but I’m assuming it was after, as a way to say sorry for what she’d just put everyone through. Anyway, if you want to see an 18-year-old who looks like a 40-year-old cougar and sounds like Autotune dance around in a bunch of stripper costumes, check out her music video below. Just make sure you put it on mute. Trust me on this one. Music Video » view all 39 photos Related Articles: Courtney Stodden Softcore For YouTube Creeping Creeping Courtney Stodden Twitter Account Christina Aguilera Breasts Can’t Save That Old Lady Outfit Christina Aguilera Ruins A See Through Moment Photos: WENN.com

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Most Depressing Day of the Year: "Blue Monday" Singled Out By Researchers

It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s already been considerably cold and dark for 5-6 weeks now, and there’s probably another two months of cold and dark coming our way after today. That about sums up why researchers have singled out today, January 21 – or “Blue Monday” – as the most depressing day of the year in a new study. With forecasters predicting unusually bitter conditions for the next 7-10 days, Blue Monday is living up to its name despite a national holiday and presidential inauguration. Or because of the latter, if you’re Alex Jones . More than three-quarters of residents of colder climates quizzed in a poll said the low amount of daylight at this time had a negative effect on their mood. Almost the same number said they found it harder to get motivated during the long, hard winter months; up to 87 percent of Northeast residents are affected. So what do you do about seasonal depression problems? Move to California or Florida Take Vitamin D supplements Exercise whenever you can Read celebrity gossip You know. Fun distraction from being angry at the world.

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Courtney Stodden Announces Music Video Premiere, Likely Apocalypse

Turns out, the Mayans were simply a few weeks early in their prediction… Courtney Stodden has announced that the music video for ” Reality ” will premiere on February 9 during a party held for the reality star at Eleven Nightclub in West Hollywood. We’re gonna go out on a limb and say tickets are still available for the event. Courtney Stodden Music Video: Behind the Scenes Doug Hutchison – the 52-year old husband of this 18-year old – has teased that his wife is a “walking piece of candy” in the video, which sounds about right. Look and listen to Stodden for too long and you’ll definitely feel nauseous. Perhaps most shocking of all? That the large-breasted blonde even has time to make music, considering the many Courtney Stodden photos she spends all way Tweeting around. Here is her latest, accompanied by the caption: “My sun kiseed bod.”

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Courtney Stodden Books Live Singing Debut

Courtney Stodden has booked her very first singing gig. Consider yourselves warned, patrons of the Abbey in West Hollywood. Described on posters as a “Pop Culture Icon,” Stodden will perform the single “Reality” (below) at that club on November 21, telling E! News of the gig: “I’m super excited, it’s going to be such a fun night! Courtney Stodden – “Reality” Stodden, appearing these days on Couples Therapy , was recently shot down by Playboy . But she says that publication is ready by the wrong demographic anyway. “Oh, my goodness, the Abbey is the biggest gay nightclub in the world! I love, adore and respect the gay community so much and can’t wait to meet everyone. I can’t think of anywhere else to spend Thanksgiving!”

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Creeping Creeping Courtney Stodden Twitter Account

I know your wondering why I’d be creeping Courtney Stodden ‘s Twitter account, but curiosity got the best of me. I like fake boobs and I like 18 year old girls. Sure she may look 40, but that body definitely just turned 18. I’m not going to lie though, when creeping Courtney tweets, it’s the first time the creeper got creeped out. Girl is batshit crazy, and oddly enough I love it.