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Emanuelle Chriqui Hosts Some Bullshit of the DAy

I don’t know shit about this bitch, other than that she was born in Canada, and as a Canadian blog, I have to post 20 percent Canadian content, otherwise the Mounties and Polar Bears come after me with fists full of bacon and maple syrup, ready to lock me up in their ice fort…. I wish that was true. It’d make my life more interesting… I’m really just posting it cuz I wasted my time on the pics, I might as well post the pics, even if I don’t give a fuck about the bitch in the pics and feel no hatred or happiness when I see them, no erection or feeling of sickness in my stomach like she was Snooki or Kardashian, nothing… She’s just some basic Moroccan shit, gypsy merchant, ready to rip you off for 25 cents, all while wearing Ed Hardy and speaking like she was a guido on Jersey shore… Good times.

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Emanuelle Chriqui Hosts Some Bullshit of the DAy

Emanuelle Chriqui Hosts Some Bullshit of the DAy

I don’t know shit about this bitch, other than that she was born in Canada, and as a Canadian blog, I have to post 20 percent Canadian content, otherwise the Mounties and Polar Bears come after me with fists full of bacon and maple syrup, ready to lock me up in their ice fort…. I wish that was true. It’d make my life more interesting… I’m really just posting it cuz I wasted my time on the pics, I might as well post the pics, even if I don’t give a fuck about the bitch in the pics and feel no hatred or happiness when I see them, no erection or feeling of sickness in my stomach like she was Snooki or Kardashian, nothing… She’s just some basic Moroccan shit, gypsy merchant, ready to rip you off for 25 cents, all while wearing Ed Hardy and speaking like she was a guido on Jersey shore… Good times.

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Emanuelle Chriqui Hosts Some Bullshit of the DAy

Miley Cyrus: Flirting with Jared Followill?

On the most recent edition of Saturday Night Live , Miley Cyrus played the roles of Fergie, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber . But insiders tell Hollywood Life there’s another new role Miley has been perfecting: flirt. The singer has reportedly been sending text messages to Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill ever since the Europe Music Awards in November. “Miley wants to keep Jared interested,” a source says . “She often sends him coy text messages. So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending.” This mole claims Followill, who hails from Cyrus’ hometown of Nashville, is 24 years old and was connected to Julianne Hough in 2009, thinks Miley is “very pretty.” Might we need to prepare ourselves for… Cyrowill ? We’ll keep readers apprised.

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Mel Gibson Torn Over Impending Charge

Mel Gibson tore Oksana Grigorieva a new one in a series of epic rants . Now he’s torn over how to proceed when he’s charged with a crime. Sources connected to Mel say he knows he will be charged , but is agonizing over the prospect of putting his family through a long, public trial. At this point, does Mel simply want it all to go away? Because Mel feels he will face only a low-level misdemeanor charge, the actor may be able to take a lighter sentence if he simply pleads guilty. Even though he feels he’s innocent, he’s not sure he has the stomach to endure a year-long legal fight and the impact it will have on his kids. Gibson could be charged with a misdemeanor as early as today stemming from the January 6, 2010 blowout between him and Oksana Grigorieva. Oksana is likely in the clear on extortion allegations. Stay tuned.

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Five Suspects Popped For Trying To Shoot Up Waka Flocka’s Tour Bus In North Carolina

Update on the Waka Flocka shooting situation : At least five people have been arrested in connection with the shooting involving breakout rap star Waka Flocka, RadarOnline.com has learned. WCNC in Charolette, NC. reports that police have apprehended five suspects who may have been involved in the shooting that targeted the Atlanta rapper. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, at least seven shots were fired in a gun battle involving Waka Flocka and his entourage in East Charlotte, NC. The rapper’s tour bus was surrounded by crime tape Wednesday evening outside Car Stereo Warehouse on Independence Boulevard near Bojangles Coliseum, where police said the rapper — real name Juaquin Malphurs — was at the store to have a stereo system installed in the bus. The next night, WCNC reported police spotted a white Dodge Charger that they thought was one of the vehicles involved in the shooting. The driver of that car then took off and led police on a chase where two people jumped out of the car and ran. “There’s a lot of things being said right now [but] we’re all good, we’re all straight. Nothing happen to nobody, nobody else did nothing,” Waka’s brother told RadarOnline.com Thursday in an exclusive interview. Glad they’re alright, but SMH at Waka’s brother and all those damn double negatives. Via Radaronline

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Ali Larter Loving Her Mom TIts of the Day

Ali Larter had a kid and nobody cared cuz she’s only been on one movie…. Well maybe that’s not entirely true cuz I guess she’s a real person with a real family and has a real man who is really screwed cuz now his woman’s got a kid, the worst kind of STD, but I guess you can’t live your life in a negative place and sometimes you gotta look on the bright side, and in this case the bright side is her front side, cuz pregnancy has finally given her the tits she’s been waiting for since she was 12, sure it came with a price, like sacrificing her stomach and ass, but at least for now she’s like fucking a new chick to the baby daddy and that should keep him around a few more months…. Not that this matters in any way whatsoever…

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Mrs. Slash’s Concert Accuser — Plus-Sized Porn Model

Filed under: Slash , Perla Ferrar , Celebrity Justice , Fights The woman who claims Slash ‘s wife kicked her in the stomach at an Ozzy Osbourne concert this week is a PLUS-SIZED PORN MODEL named Samantha Slopes … TMZ has learned. Sources close to Slopes tell us … the model claims she and Slash had interacted… Read more

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Marisa Miller Is Just A Hot Piece

I don’t need to tell you that Marisa Miller is one hell of a hottie, but I thought that I’d share a few shots of her heading out to dinner the other night just to remind you. I did my best to crop out the absolute douche of a husband, but the fact that I know he’s there somewhere and that he knows I know he’s there somewhere is enough to turn my stomach. The guy gets to touch Marisa whenever the hell he feels like it, like an all you can eat hotness buffet. Life’s just not fair.

Oksana Grigorieva Gets New Lawyer … and the Flu

Filed under: Oksana Grigorieva , Mel Gibson , Celebrity Justice Oksana Grigorieva has a new lawyer — #43 by our count — but she also has a sick feeling in her stomach. New York attorney Marty Garbus just got approval by an L.A. County Superior Court judge to appear on Oksana’s behalf.

Paris Hilton Pregnant Bikini Picture of the Day

I think it was pretty obvious that Paris Hilton was pregnant in the last 2 months of pictures of her. She’s fat in the stomach and girls like Paris Hilton don’t get fat. Like a gay man, being skinny is all that matters to her trashy rich cunt life. If anything, this is a medical mystery. All the botched abortions, starving herself, drug use, STDs, random cock inside her, etc…you’d think she’d be sterile, but unfortunately, she isn’t…. Unfortunately, you don’t really need permission to have a baby, it’s your natural right, and like so many unfit mothers before her, who got knocked up for the wrong reason, like cuz they couldn’t afford the abortion, or cuz they wanted government funding, or cuz they were trying to keep their man, or cuz they were like Paris and trying to be trendy, get media attention like their friends, Paris Hilton’s gonna bring it…. The only good news in all this is that she’s loaded and can pay a staff and an education that will hopefully balance out her as a mother. Her garbage morals and values, her porn career, her excessive disgustingness can’t be passed on, The only hope we have is miscarriage, so let’s join together and prey this baby never sees the light of day. Keep playing it up for the cameras you fucking cunt….I hope dude K-Fed’s your sloppy mom ass.

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