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Paris Hilton Pisses on Marilyn Monroe’s Grave of the Day

Paris Hilton launched some septic piss and shit filled diseased scented water in what must be the most obnoxious way ever. She dressed like Marilyn Monroe, looked more like some drag queen impersonator, her tits were pushed up and her stomach stuck out like she was pregnant and the whole thing was pretty fucking vile, almost as vile as wearing Paris Hilton’s scent, as I am sure every man who can’t wash her off in the shower after a night with her can attest to. Above the obvious publicity stunt to get noticed, I can’t believe any one would buy anything with the Paris Hilton brand, but then again, I never understood why anyone would buy anything Paris Hilton back when she was actually popular, so now that she’s become a useless unknown, damaged and older looking pig of a woman wit the same Herpes scars, I really don’t get the shit…. I just wish the Marilyn Monroe estate sued this cunt for using her likeness. I guess this is typical, obnoxious, tacky, classless, Paris Hilton behavior…and here are the pics…

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Drug-Resistant Flesh-Eating Germs More Common with Superbugs

Necrotizing Fasciitis illustration (trust us, you don’t want to see actual photos…) Sandy Wilson woke up after giving birth to her son to find that she was the victim of a flesh-eating bacteria. Over the course of five years, it ate away her skin, spleen, gall bladder, appendix, part of her stomach and ultimately, all of her intestines. The condition appears out of nowhere and used to be fairly rare, caused by a single type of strep bacteria. But now, drug-resistant superbugs like MRSA can make “flesh-eating” toxins that attack diabetics, obese… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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DJ AM Sued Over Sickening ‘Foul Odor’

Filed under: DJ AM , Celebrity Justice DJ AM ‘s former neighbor is suing the deceased star’s estate — claiming AM owned a piece of property that smelled so bad, it literally made one man sick to his stomach. In a lawsuit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, a man named Isaac Toveg… Read more

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Annalynne McCord Ass in White Pants of the Day

Annalynne McCord is a risk taker, cuz here she is in a pair of white pants….she must have just finished her period cuz every pre-pubescent girl in middle school knows that the bomb can drop at any fucking time so white pants aren’t just not to be worn after labor day, they are not to be worn ever…she must not be pregnant cuz any pregnant girls knows not to wear white pants ever in the event of a miscarriage…she must not eaten cuz anyone with stomach issues or food in their stomach knows not to wear pants cuz white sharting is hard to hide when there’s a brown wet spot on her ass….she must not being going to get lap dances cuz my friend once wore light colored pants and was left with a yellow streak that tasted horrible of god knows what on his shit…. I don’t ever know why I do posts on this bitch, I guess I just feel for her cuz she’s so hung up on her fame but that’s shit’s not gonna last and I’m just helping make this experience a good one for her…despite her being real fucking ugly…I guess I just like the underdog aspiring celebrity before she washes the fuck up and is forgotten. I’m nice like that…. Pics via Fame

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Star Jones Shows Off Some Disgusting Tit of the Day

Here’s a Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, Star Jones Edition, but she’s actually looking good if you take a minute to remember what disgusting monster she looked like back when she was on The View before they hired Sheri Shephard to play her on The View or what I like to call the show that made my life worth living…and the whole thing leaves me in a weird position cuz she’s disgusting for the average observer, but lookin’ good to her friends, family and to guys who fucked her back when she was relevant and before the stomach stapling surgery…all I know is that her name has been a constant in my life and figure she deserves some titty attention for the jokes I’ve made about her when trying to destroy my wife emotionally…so here she is showing off her tits…. Pics via Bauer

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Sexy French Maids – How to Barter Online

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Christina Aguilera’s Mom Pussy is Hungry the Day

Christina Aguilera’s pussy reminds me of my wife and my dog. You see whenever they throw up they immediately start eating again to get their stomach back to where it was. So I’m thinking that Aguliera’s pussy spat out some ugly kid with an ugly father and now shit is on a mission to fill it’s fucking void before its owner makes a fool out of them on stage anymore…it’s desperate to end the pain and figures since her husband makes it feel humiliated every time it tries to fill up using him. it’ll try something new, like the leotard… Or maybe her pussy is just stretched out, and bitch isn’t supposed to be wearing this kind of thing in public like she’s not pushing fucking 30 and like she’s not a fucking mother who hasn’t got the elasticity she once had…. Pics via Bauer

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‘Breaking Dawn’ Is ‘Big Enough’ For Two Films, Chris Weitz Says

‘New Moon’ director also talks birth scene: ‘Kristen Stewart giving live birth through the stomach in 3-D! I’m there.’ By Eric Ditzian, with reporting by Josh Horowitz Chris Weitz Photo: MTV News The “Twilight” gang loves Chris Weitz. There’s no doubting that. In the run-up to the release of the Weitz-helmed “New Moon,” Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner spoke effusively about working with the director, even hoping he might reprise his role behind the camera for “Breaking Dawn.” Weitz ended up declining the opportunity to bring the final book in the vampire series to the big screen, but he remains flattered that the cast supports him and even has a bit of advice for “Breaking Dawn” director Bill Condon (“Dreamgirls”). “That’s very sweet,” Weitz told MTV News when reminded of how the cast has championed him. “I think that’s because I was the last person who directed them.” Weitz, who led “New Moon” to more than $700 million in worldwide box-office receipts, is confident that Condon is the right man to step into the director’s chair for “Breaking Dawn.” “I think he’s terribly talented,” Weitz said. “I know him, he’s a solid citizen, great guy, very smart. I think he’s going to do an amazing job.” His one piece of advice? “Think carefully about babies clawing out of people’s stomachs,” Weitz said in reference to one scene in the book, going on to refer to an even more famous scene in 1979’s “Alien.” “[Director] Ridley Scott sort of did it.” Weitz added with a laugh, “Kristen Stewart giving live birth through the stomach in 3-D! I’m there. I’m paying.” And he’d be happy to pay for not just one film, but two. It has long been rumored that “Breaking Dawn” will be split into two flicks. That’s a move Weitz endorses. “The book is big enough that it would warrant it,” he said. Don’t miss the live red-carpet coverage, exclusive movie clips and fist-pumping action on MTV News’ “Jersey Shore Blow-Out at the MTV Movie Awards,” airing live from Los Angeles this Sunday, June 6, at 8 p.m. ET/PT. Then stay tuned for the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at 9 p.m. ET/PT. Related Videos Get Ready For The 2010 MTV Movie Awards! Related Photos A History Of ‘Twilight’ At The MTV Movie Awards

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Cops: The Situation’s Abs Pose a Threat

Filed under: The Situation , Jersey Shore , TV , Celebrity Justice TMZ has learned The Situation was ordered to cover up his stomach this weekend after cops became concerned that his belly flashing was causing a large crowd to get violent. It all went down at the Aztec Hotel in Seaside Heights, NJ — where according to… Read more

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Knight and Day’s New Ad Strategy: Watch Tom Cruise Get Kicked in the Stomach

Remember when Tom Cruise jumped the couch on Oprah , and suddenly, all these Flash games sprung up online where you could hurl tomatoes at the star, punch him at the face, or otherwise abuse him to your heart’s content? Well, the marketers behind Knight and Day must be going for that same demographic, as they’re pushing a new viral video where Cruise’s costar Cameron Diaz brutally kicks him in the stomach during a “stunt rehearsal.”

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