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Lucy Collett Tits for Twitter of the Day

Lucy Collett is a UK titty model which explains two very important things…the first is why she is built like this and the second is why she’s posting her topless pics to Twitter….you see cuz once you put your tits out there once and shit becomes available on google, why the fuck enjoy the freedom of your sacrifice by being topless as often as you can, partially cuz that’s all people want out of you, but mainly because she put it out there, she took off the top and there’s really no point in ever putting it back on…this is some Braveheart “FREEDOM” shit….a revolutionary who didn’t really require much effort….and I’m not just saying that cuz her stomach isn’t toned…I’m saying it cuz this is the easy way out and all girls need to follow her lead….cuz I wanna see all your titties…

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Stella Hudgens is Flexible of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the teen sister of Vanessa Hudgen…who you may remember as the hairy 18 year old who took nude pictures of herself….and leaked those nude pics only to say they were taken when she was 17 so that anyone with a severe fear of getting arrested for child pornography would take them down…even though I think a bush like that takes at least 18 years to grow out…and even though the real crime in child pornography is the production of it…leading me to think she should be the one who gets arrested…not that it matters..because what matters is that her younger sister is taking her lead, and like most younger sisters who are less famous and jealous, is stepping up her game…she’s alredy out practicing next level stripper routines, and posting the shit as a preview of what’s to come….and by the looks of it…her flexibility…may cuz some relatively criminal fantasies in some of you….while I’ll just wait til she’s 20 and really delivering the erotica….because I’m patient like that…and figure there’s so much other nudity out there…we’ll just let this one blossom…and there’s nothing wrong with checkin’ in on it while it does…

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Isabeli Fontana Modeling Bathing Suits for Bergdord Goodman of the Day

ISABELI FONTANA is some almost 30 year old Brazilian model, who may be too old to ever do anything substantial, you know to ever be the next big thing from Brazil, but not too old to look at as a sexual, half naked, lovely thing…because 30 is the cut off age for 98 percent of women…so she’s got a couple more months in her…and we’ve always got her catalog of half naked brazilian ass in pictures…cuz the internet likes to keep these things around…much to every girl with a nude picture sent to the wrong person’s dislike…

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Miley Cyrus Gives Me Boners at Christmas Creampies of the Day

Miley Cyrus was involved in some performance called Christmas Creampies…dirty….that I have not really bothered looking into or listening to…but that I did look at the pictures of and find the video to….beacause she was wearing tight pants….and strappy shirts showing off her stomach, tits and ass…and as far as I am concerned it was glorious….Sure she looks a little sloppy, skin flopping everywhere, ass hanging droopy, but for if it’s good enough for Billy Ray Cyrus to jerk off to…it’s good enough for you… Here’s the video… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal… Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush… I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick… But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her. All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Rockin Stomach of the Day

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is being filmed tomorrow….to be broadcast early December as an hour long paid advertisement for the billion dollar brand…to sell product for the Holidays, their biggest time of year…. I find the shit fucking offensive and boring….even though there are half naked girls who are amazing to look at in it…cuz there is something about corporate run garbage….designed to trick the lowest common human who has NBC or ABC or CBS…..by polluting them with content that is just an hour long fucking ad….disguised….. If I was gonna watch an ad….I’d rather it be one where the models are not millionaire, but tacky stripper bitches begging me to call them at 3 in the fucking morning…you know the ghetto infomercials we all jerked off to in the 90s….the “we can have a really good time, just call me…pick up the phone”….cam girls before cams existed…. Well CANDICE SWANEPOEL is one of the majors for the brand….and she’s posting her stomach to instagram…cuz I guess she likes her fitness…and as it turns out…so do I….this is hot….but then again…I am biased…cuz I can’t stand fat chicks./// Here she is in video some creep edited….

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Dayana Mendoza’s Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s Celebrity Apprentice contestant Dayana Mendoza modeling swimsuits, and while I don’t watch the show, apparently the former Miss Universe didn’t make the final cut. But now that she’s done with the Donald, Dayana’s more than welcome to come work for me. I should warn her though, I run a pretty tight ship over at Hollywood Tuna. And there’s no way this one-piece nonsense will fly: we’re a bikinis-only office. Save this stuff for Casual Friday. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Spike TV’s First Annual “Guys Choice” Awards Pictures Sofia Vergara Because She Is Hot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Thank God Sofia Vergara Ins’t Really Pregnant

I practically had a heart attack when I saw these new pictures of Sofia Vergara , until I realized she’s just on the set of Modern Family . Phew. As much as I love this Latina MILF though, the bump is kinda weirding me out. Oh well, as long as they keep Sofia’s cleavage as big as her stomach, I guess I’ll be just fine. Besides, I do love seeing Sofia with her mouth wide open . Keep it up Sofia, after all, you’re eating for two now. Related Articles: Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Win Big!!! Sofia Vergara Takes Her Big Breasts Out Sofia Vergara Ruins My Upskirt Shot Sofia Vergara Needs To Release The Tatas Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her…. Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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Kelly Brook is in Lingerie of the Day

Kelly Brook is a fucking pig of a woman….who I am not going to call fat, because I met a girl last night who I wanted to fuck, who knew about the site, and who told me that all I do is call chicks fat, and when I tried to explain to her that some of the girls are actually fat while pinching her stomach, she told me to fuck myself, leading to me not getting a blowjob in the bathroom….but I bet if I put a donut around my dick, I would of…cuz some girls….like Kelly Brook, can’t say no to sugary fried delights, no matter what the delivery system is…. What I am getting at is, if a girl has DDs, she’s usually gonna have a fat dumpy ass, and I don’t mind calling her out on it, cuz everyone else is sucking her dick-clit….and paying her big bucks that should go to someone who has DDs, isn’t 100 years old, and isn’t sloppy yet…. So repetitive in calling these girls fat or not…it is what it fucking is – I don’t make them eat all that cake – they do it to themselves – and you are the real asshole.

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