Kate Moss is amazing. I know she’s old as fuck, her stomach is starting to show, and I don’t think she’s pregnant, and she’s a fraction of what she was, but a fraction of what she was, is better than most… She represents a better time….an era where she was a model who fucked rockstars unprotected, who partied hard and who did a ton of cocaine out in the open…she was also topless out in the open as often as possible, because I guess she had nothing to hide, seeing as she modelled topless, and couldn’t be bothered covering up for the paparazzi, it got in the way of an even tan…All while being a mom to a little girl… Her nipples amazing, long and humble, but probably not humble at all, but cunty as fuck cuz she’s Kate Moss…. She’s still getting work and more importantly she seems to be exposing her vagina…but can’t be too sure… Sure it’s not like we haven’t seen HER PUSSY before , but that doesn’t mean it is a delicacy, like a aged cheese, many many many people have had their hands in, but that just adds to the flavor…. All this to say, I love Kate Moss. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kate Moss is amazing. I know she’s old as fuck, her stomach is starting to show, and I don’t think she’s pregnant, and she’s a fraction of what she was, but a fraction of what she was, is better than most… She represents a better time….an era where she was a model who fucked rockstars unprotected, who partied hard and who did a ton of cocaine out in the open…she was also topless out in the open as often as possible, because I guess she had nothing to hide, seeing as she modelled topless, and couldn’t be bothered covering up for the paparazzi, it got in the way of an even tan…All while being a mom to a little girl… Her nipples amazing, long and humble, but probably not humble at all, but cunty as fuck cuz she’s Kate Moss…. She’s still getting work and more importantly she seems to be exposing her vagina…but can’t be too sure… Sure it’s not like we haven’t seen HER PUSSY before , but that doesn’t mean it is a delicacy, like a aged cheese, many many many people have had their hands in, but that just adds to the flavor…. All this to say, I love Kate Moss. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jessica Alba was in the Sunday Times and she looked pretty fucking lovely, despite not being naked enough for my liking, she’s Jessica Alba, and has never been naked enough for my liking, she always knew she was hot, and always knew that getting naked would end her appeal, so she never fucking did it. I just assumed falling off the map and having a couple of kids would have made her more desperate, only instead of taking any job she can get, now more naked because she’s eager to get back in the limelight, or even to establish herself as an actor now that she’s more comfortable being spread out on a table in front of a room full of people thanks to child birth… But instead she took the Martha’s Stewart route…you know if Martha Stewart wore evening gowns on tennis courts..
Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at… Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…
Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party…. Victoria’s Secret has won this round….
Chris Christie Reveals He Had Weight Loss Surgery This goes out to the haters who said ole Chrissy could never be president because he was too fat! According to NY Post: New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie secretly underwent lap-band stomach surgery to aggressively slim down for the sake of his wife and kids, he revealed to The Post last night. The Garden State governor agreed to the operation at the urging of family and friends after turning 50 last September. He told The Post he was thinking of his four kids and how it was time to start improving his health when he decided to have the procedure. “I’ve struggled with this issue for 20 years,” he said. “For me, this is about turning 50 and looking at my children and wanting to be there for them.” He also insisted that, contrary to what observers may say, the effort to slim down was not motivated by thoughts of a presidential bid. “It’s so much more important than that,” he said. Christie checked in to a surgery center on Feb. 16. A source said he registered under a false name. The operation included placing a silicone tube around the top of his stomach, where it restricts the amount of food he can eat at one time and makes him feel fuller, faster. Christie has struggled with his weight for decades. He sometimes jokes about it, while other times, it’s a sensitive topic. Insiders said it was the only thing keeping the straight-talking executive from higher office. Despite Christie’s denials, political fund-raisers say that the surgery is a clear sign that he’s going to join the 2016 race — and will do whatever it takes to win. “This means he’s running for president. He’s showing people he can get his weight in control. It was the one thing holding him back,” a top political donor told The Post. Sources said Christie didn’t make the decision lightly — he even had private conversations about the operation with once-rotund Jet coach Rex Ryan. Ryan lost about 100 pounds — down from a massive 350 — after he had the same procedure done in 2010. Christie has never revealed his weight, but estimates have run from about 300 to 350 pounds. He hired the same ace laparoscopic and bariatric surgeon as Ryan — Dr. George Fielding, head of NYU Medical Center’s Weight Management Program. Christie employed cloak-and-dagger tactics to hide the operation. First, he never went into Fielding’s office for medical visits — instead, the doctor came to the governor’s house in Mendham, the sources said. As he drops pounds, doctors will pump more saline solution into the lap band, restricting his stomach further and forcing him to eat even less. In 2006, Christie said in an interview that getting a more involved surgery — gastric bypass — was never a consideration because it was “too risky.” The enlivened pol said that he knew the clock was ticking on his health and that the time had come to do something drastic. “I know it sounds crazy to say that running for president is minor, but in the grand scheme of things, it was looking at Mary Pat and the kids and going, ‘I have to do this for them, even if I don’t give a crap about myself,’ ” he said. In a nutshell, we will probably see this former fat fawk in the 2016 Presidential Election. Good for him!!
I never knew that the Museum of Natural History in New York held dances, because I always assumed they were a museum and not a high school. Then again, I also didn’t know that Ivanka Trump was pregnant, but here she is at the museum’s Spring Dance showing off her growing baby bumps, and I guess her stomach too. Anyway, all I can think of is that in a couple months some lucky kid is going to get to live my dream of burying their face in that cleavage. Talk about being born into privilege. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Ivanka Trump’s Got Nipple -itis Ivanka Trump’s Got Nice Jewels Ivanka Trump’s Got Real American Cleavage Jewel’s Breasts Are Gone!? Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
My heart went knock knock, the butterflies in my stomach wouldn’t stop stop. We were second in the meet & greet line. It was finally our chance to meet Justin before his show on the 21st of February at the MEN arena. We arrived at the arena at 1 p.m. because we wanted to be there early. We were so exited but so nervous. After about 3 hours, it was time to get our wristbands. We were stood in line for another 2 hours where we could hear the sound check, it was all so exiting. Then Kenny walked by and everyone went crazy but he couldn’t stop. We went down about 7 flights of stairs which lead to the meet and greet room, it was so tense. Then we all heard the cutest voice say, “I’m here,” and Justin popped his head through the curtain! We were called up, and it was our turn next. We walked in and the most perfect figure was standing there. He said, “Hey, how are you? Come in.” We couldn’t say anything, we couldn’t see the camera flashing through our tears. We bought him a bracelet which said, ‘I love my beliebers.’ He said “thank you” as we put it in his hand, and then he hugged us. It was the best hug ever, and he smelled so good. We also told him we loved him as we were getting pulled out by security. “I love you too,” he replied. It was 30 seconds long but that didn’t matter, it was the most perfect 30 seconds of my life. Alfredo was standing there in his onesie but we weren’t aloud to stop and talk to him. Kenny was standing outside the door and gave us the biggest bear hug ever. Sadly we couldn’t take pictures. We then couldn’t breathe and the tears wouldn’t stop, it was incredible. We then found the guy who took our banner from us. He pinky promised us he had taken it to Justin’s dressing room, and in return he gave us 2 of Justin’s guitar picks. We couldn’t believe it. The concert was unbelievable, it was faultless. Now we’re writing this MBE with post concert depression. Nothing will ever beat that day, it was perfect, he was perfect. We are so grateful for this opportunity, and if you keep believing it will happen to you too. -Molly & Chloe (@ima___belieber ) Link: My heart went knock knock, the butterflies in my stomach…
So now that Kim Kardashian ‘s knocked up, I kind of forgot that her cleavage wasn’t going to be the only thing to grow along with her stomach. I guess I just didn’t think that booty could get any bigger than it already was. I’m guessing her leggings didn’t either. Anyway, this might be the first time in the history of the site that I’m going to ask the paparazzi to stick to photographing the front of a celebrity wearing leggings from now on. For all our sakes. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Kim Lee Fills Out A Tank Top Nicely Kim Lee Drops Some Nice Big Cleavage Kim Kardashian’s Ass Pushes Her Leggings To The Limit Kim Kardashian Knows How To Get Attention Photos: WENN.com
My name is Carly and I recently met Justin Bieber in Atlanta on January 23rd 2013. Let me first start out by saying this is not some super amazing Bieber meeting experience, it’s probably just the average one – BUT IT WAS STILL SO AMAZING. I’m 16, a sophomore and honestly the first time I heard Justin in 7th grade, I claimed I didn’t like him because at the time he was taking the fame away from my beloved Jonas brothers. But soon after I first heard him I fell completely in love with him, like full on obsession. Anyways my bestie Katie and I have been in love with Justin these past couple years or so and we always wanted to meet him. It was the last day of our freshman year and I got a call from Katie while I was out to lunch with some other friends. I answered the phone and all I heard was screaming! She told me that she just bought VIP & FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT! I totally flipped out at the restaurant I was at and everyone was just staring at me. It was hilarious. Fast forward like 6 months and it’s finally January 23rd, the day we are meeting Justin. We skipped school that day to get ready and we showed up at the Philips Arena at about 3:00 p.m. We stand in so many lines that took forever. We finally made it inside the venue and we were standing in these lines with all these other beliebers. As we were walking to the area to meet Justin, in the corner of my eye I see Kenny walk by. I was the only one who saw him and I pointed and was like “HOLY CRAP THAT’S KENNY!!!” He looked at me, smiled and continued walking. We finally got down to this little basketball gym and there were these black curtains hung up in the corner where we were soon gonna meet Justin. We waited in that gym for a long time while more and more people came in. The guy running the whole thing told us we weren’t allowed to kiss Justin because its flu season ..so that ruined me and Katie’s plan. We wanted to kiss his cheeks. Katie and I decided we were gonna pose and put our hands on his stomach. Anyways while we were waiting, Dan Kanter and Kenny came into the room and everyone was freaking out. Sadly we didn’t get a chance to talk to them or get a picture. We waited some more and then finally they started letting people in to meet Justin. Katie and I started freaking out. Soon we were next in line. We walked into the curtained area and Justin was standing there wearing faded red pants with polka dots, a tank, black jacket, sunglasses, and a hat. My eyes got so huge, I had the dumbest look on my face and I looked into his sunglasses eyes and just said, “OH MY GOD.” He gave me a little giggle and then said, “Hey ladies,” which Katie replied with a high pitched, “HI”. My friend had told me you get rushed by security so as soon as I made a fool out of myself I quickly tried to get a hug from him and then pose in the picture. This part became a blur because as I put my hand on his stomach, I felt the outlines of his beautiful abs on my fingertips. It was so amazing. Like I don’t even remember him saying bye or me saying bye, I was still in awe. The security rushes us out and when we got out of the curtains all the girls were staring at me and I was like, “I JUST FELT JUSTIN BIEBER’S ABS. I FELT THEM, I FELT THEM.” It was seriously so amazing. When we got outside Katie told me that Lil Twist was in there and he was laughing at me the entire time. I was so in shock, I didn’t even notice him. Anyways it was seriously THE BEST day of my life. At the concert, I was in the front row. While Justin was singing ‘Eenie Meenie,’ he was dancing right in front of me and then all of a sudden looked RIGHT INTO MY EYES and pointed AT ME and smiled. I will never forget this day. It was so worth every single penny. And that was My Bieber Experience. -@carly_gmann Here is the original post: My name is Carly and I recently met Justin Bieber in Atlanta on…
