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Stock Buybacks: The New Dividends?

Market Blog submits: By David Berman S till hungry for dividends? Recent trends suggest that chasing after companies that buy back their own shares might be a more profitable pursuit. Complete Story

ArvinMeritor: Facing a Range-Bound Trade

optionMONSTER submits: By David Russell ArvinMeritor ( ARM ) is up more than 1,000% in the last year, and now one investor thinks it’s at the end of the road. optionMONSTER’s tracking systems detected the sale of about 7,500 May 15 puts for about $1.80 and a similar number of May 15 calls for $0.70, resulting in a credit of about $2.50. Volume was more than 18 times open interest in both strikes. Complete Story

Jesse James: Best Wingman Ever! (Right, Tiger?)

When Jesse James’ third—no, sorry, fourth—alleged mistress came forward, we decided the story needed a fresh, upbeat angle. Don’t get us wrong: If James breached his…

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Is Beyonce pregnant? That's the buzz – Soundboard Music Blog …

No confirmation on the volcanic Internet speculation that Beyonce and hubbie Jay-Z are expecting a baby. MediaTakeOut.com broke the story today, citing a.

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Kim Kardashian Celebrates A Different Anniversary

Kim Kardashian keeps it all business by celebrating the first anniversary of her Shoedazzle shoe line in Miami. Just yesterday the story broke that she and boyfriend Reggie Bush have gone their separate ways.

Bill O’Reilly Is Now a Happy, Moderate Obama Lover [Friendly Fox]

The LA Times profiled Bill and found that he’s mellowing in his old age. He’s even happy that Glenn Beck has stolen his thunder as a liberal hate figure. “I’m just a human meat shield for the guy,” responds Beck. Apparently it’s one big happy family! Gone are the days of O’Reilly freakouts . “Some of the conversations are still heated,” explains Amy Sohnen, O’Reilly’s executive producer in the story, “but you may not see the vein explode anymore.” O’Reilly even says he likes Obama, though he does not think he has the experience for the job. He still checks his ratings every day, but he’s now seen, according to Beck as “the senior statesman,” of Fox News . While there is scant evidence of this on the air, he apparently feels that he has “a responsibility to be a little more cautious, be a little more circumspect when I go after somebody to make sure we have everything covered. Because I can destroy lives. And I’m not going to do that until I’m 100% convinced that the person deserves what they get.” He still denies any responsibility for ramping up hatred against abortion doctor George Tiller (you know, the hatred that got him killed) saying he “reported the story accurately.” So we must have misheard when we thought he said “…if I could get my hands on Tiller — well, you know. Can’t be vigilantes. Can’t do that. It’s just a figure of speech,” which is not, of course, suggestive in any way. The Times did not ask about falafels. Which is a shame, as we’ve always wondered if he can still enjoy the chickpea-based delights of middle-eastern cuisine in the same way since he allegedly sexually harassed a producer on his show by suggesting he rub her vagina with one. This suit was settled.

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Toob Tied Ep 23: Syfy to Frak with Feng Shui

We missed LOST to bring you the story on Syfy’s new age programming plans and now our Chakras are all out of whack.

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Salty Massa’s Shipmate Speaks Out on ‘Lt. Commander Massage’ and ‘Meat-Gazing’ [Salty Tales]

Peter Clarke, former shipmate of ex-Rep Eric Massa , told the world about Massa’s “snorkeling” expedition. He’s been telling anyone who’d listen about Massa for years. All he wants in return? To warn future victims. And to be on Howard Stern. “19 years i’ve been dealing with this,” Clarke told me today. He’s talked to reporters about Massa’s history of what Clarke calls predatory behavior before. But because the victims of Massa’s advances were unwilling to come forward themselves, on the record, Clarke’s warnings went nowhere. That’s not the case anymore. Since Josh Green published some of Clarke’s (many) Massa stories at The Atlantic , Clarke’s been busy with interviews. “I’ve been on the computer for 48 hours straight,” he said. He’s doing Fox later today. “People are loving the snorkeling thing.” That would be this story: Clarke says that Massa’s roommate, Tom Maxfield, was also assaulted. “Tom lived on upper bunk,” Clarke say. “When you’re on ship, you’re almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do—you never crawl up on somebody else’s bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him.” Clarke says a friend looked up “snorkeling” on Urban Dictionary after the story started getting around. Those definitions were slightly more obscence than theirs. “I was just using it as a substitute for oral copulation,” he told me. ( Attempted , non-consensual oral copulation, it should be noted.) Maxfield and Massa had roomed together for a while, and were friendly. After this incident, according to Clarke, Maxfield didn’t know what to do. Massa “begged and pleaded with Tom not to turn him in.” “Massa gets on his hands and knees and he’s sobbing,” Clarke said. And while he was begging, Massa told Maxfield about a friend on another ship he’d served on. That friend and Massa said had an understanding. According to Clarke, Massa said that understanding was: “What happens at sea stays at sea.” A couple years after the snorkeling, in 1997, Clarke met a Naval officer a few years younger than him in San Diego. Massa, it turned out, was this guy’s commanding officer. “He’s a huge asshole!” the guy said. “Everyone hates him!” They exchanged stories. This was his: “He used to take his laundry down to the self-serve laundry on the ship,” Clarke said. Which is odd, because everyone else used the laundry service. But the self-serve laundry was right by the berthing, where junior officers slept and showered. So Massa, the ship’s Executive Officer, “just happens to be doing his own laundry at 6 am right when everyone’s waking up.” “He was freaking totally meat-gazing!” As Clarke imagined Massa’s internal monologue: “Who needs Playgirl when I can just come down here and pretend I’m doing my laundry?” After the “Massa massage” incident (Massa rather forcefully attempted to give a subordinate one of his special massages while they shared a hotel room) Clarke says everyone on the ship “Lt Commandr Massa-ge.” The Mark Foley page scandal broke when Massa was running for congress. Clarke got an unsolicited email from an old shipmate: “I guess Massa is pretty pissed off that that Rep from Florida blew the lid off this Page scam,” his friend wrote. “I bet he was chomping at the bit to get to DC. Now he’s gonna have to work instead of going after little boys.” Clarke paints Massa as slightly pathetic. No one ever took their complaints to superiors because “they felt sorry for Massa.” He was a “freak” and an “asshole,” but he was also a competent officer. And Clarke feels especially sorry for his family. He’s coming forward now—largely against the wishes of his friends—because he doesn’t want anyone else to be victimized. “For years he’s been abusing people and getting away with it.” Massa’s 2006 campaign alarmed Clarke. “This guy’s running for congress and he’s molesting people!” He called a TV reporter in Rochester, NY, and told the stories of Massa’s gropey tendencies. The reporter got Tom Maxfield to confirm the allegations, but then he told Maxfield he was going to fly him out and get him on camera. That spooked Maxfield, and he backed out. The reporter abandoned the story, despite having confirmation of serious misconduct by a man running for congress. Clarke emailed the reporter this week—”you should stick to weather and traffic,” he told him. Clarke wants it made clear that the Massa incidents are not by any means common in the Navy, as Massa himself has claimed in interviews. Clarke is sick of potshots at the Navy, and sick of people snickering about the outrageous stories on TV. “There were no boundaries being broken, ” he told me. “A guy was assaulted!” As for MSNBC’s coverage of the whole affair: “If I ever have a chance to see that O’Donnell guy I’m gonna pop him.” As I said, what Clarke wants is to tell his stories on his own terms and in his own words—and he’d like to do it on Howard Stern’s show. Which, honestly, would make great radio. So if anyone from Stern’s program is interested, I’ll get you in touch with Peter Clarke. You won’t regret it. [Top pic: Getty]

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Stephen Colbert reveals the tactics he learned from James O’Keefe’s Acorn videos.

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Tip/Wag – James O’Keefe & Sean Hannity http://www.colbertnation.com/ Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Skate Expectations For those of you who may not be completely familiar with what this lying little shit did, and how Fox News pumped him up and covered for his lies it might be educational to take a look at some of the BradBlog’s amazing work on this story here (In this report O’Keefe’s employer, Andrew Breitbart, tries to minimize the importance of the fact that O’Keefe did NOT dress like a pimp during his ACORN investigation is to his allegations against them) and here (In which ACORN demands a retraction from the New York Times for running with this story before getting all of the facts.)

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March 4th, Day of Action – CA student protests

Today, the March 4th Day of Action is occurring on college campuses throughout the country. In California students are protesting the state's decline in funding for public education at Cal State and UC schools. I've been following the action at my alma mater, UC Davis. The California Aggie newspaper has been live tweeting the events from the day. Hundreds of protesters were met with tear gas, bean bags and tasers. Two hours ago they reported: “Cops are beating people in the front. Arrests being made. Holy shit. Looks like tasers being used.” Were there protests at your school? What happened? Tell us your story. added by: joshuaheller