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Katie Price Classy Like A Hatted Twat at the Ascot Races of the Day

All the classy, rich, connected and exclusive people on my facebook go to the ascot races, so it is only fitting that these pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan aka the girl with the dumbest fucking tits to ever be made into a brand that trashy as fuck people in the UK eat the fuck up like she ate the fuck up the black pussy in the sex tape she released before having a black pussy of her own in the form of a handicapped baby due to punishment for being such a vile human, dressed like she was going to the races made sense… You see, whenever I think of class….I think of Katie Price…well whenever I think of UK white trash as a class, living in their caravans craving the newest shitty product to tease their stripper daughter’s hair I think of Katie Price….so these pics make no fucking sense.. But luckily, this is Katie Price and he wholesome shit didn’t last, she’ll never let me down…with these tits….

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New Nudes from a Supermodel and a Warrior Princess

The Mechanic hits theaters, with T&A from model Mini Anden. On DVD, Paz de la Huerta gets crazy de la nude-a in Enter the Void, and Lucy Lawless drops her toga yet again in Spartacus: Gods of the Arena.

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Go That Far – Director’s Cut – Bret Michaels

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www.NGTV.com http From the DIRTY MUSIC VIDEO channel at NO GOOD TV come the uncensored Director’s Cut of the track “GO THAT FAR” from the legendary front man from POISON, Bret “Motherfuckin’ Michaels!!! Although Bret Michaels has led the rock band Poison for the last twenty years, he has consistently worked on special solo projects. Bret has recorded with Brad Arnold of 3 Doors Down, Mark Wills, Chris Cagle, Stevie Nicks, Uncle Kracker, Phil Vassar and Jessica Andrews. He has also performed with the likes of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams Jr., Drowning Pool, Kenny Chesney, members of Kiss and Steven Tyler. Bret can also be heard in Uncle Krackers duet with Kenny Chesney called Last Night Again. Bret and Phil Vassar share background vocal duties. Bret was asked to appear onstage at Lynyrd Skynyrd’s television reunion Live From The Fox Theatre. Bret jammed alongside Travis Tritt, Charlie Daniels, Ozzy’s Zakk Wylde, Tom Keifer, Donnie Van Zant and Peter Frampton. Michaels performed The Beatles song, “Drive My Car” for a RADD PSA alongside Paul McCartney, Melissa Etheridge, Clint Black, Lisa Hartman, Ringo Starr and many others. Obviously, well established as a successful musician with Poison, Michaels sets records on his own as well. He has broken the attendance record, on his own, at numerous events and venues in 2005 and 2006 including: Waterstock Rock, Rockin The Runway, The Grave Diggers Ball, The SBVFD Charity Event in Butler Pennsylvania and The Stern Wheel Regatta just …

Go That Far – Director’s Cut – Bret Michaels

Redskins’ Haynesworth — Stripper’s Lawsuit Dismissed

Filed under: Albert Haynesworth , TMZ Sports , Celebrity Justice Albert Haynesworth — one of the NFL’s highest paid defensive players — will not have to shell out $10 million to the stripper who claimed he “abandoned” her when she got pregnant … TMZ has learned. According to legal documents … a judge in New… Read more

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Brooke Hogan and Her Trashy Mom In Florida of the Day

Nothing really needs to be said about how white trash the Hogan’s are and really what does anyone really expect, cuz raising your kids in Florida is bad enough, throwing in a superstar wrestler from a backwoods trailer park who likes young pussy his sperm made and his stripper wife as parents, give them millions of dollars, and this weirdness happens. Sometimes, pictures are enough. I haven’t been to Florida since the late 80s and it seems like nothing has really changed from the time spent at the topless donut shop and walking the neon, implant, mullet, crazy pant filled beach. It’s like some white trash time warp and I am confused… What’s weirder is that Hulk is jerking off to these as you read this post…this is his number 1 fantasy…this is his porn….not that you’re reading this post…but I’m writing it assuming you are…cuz it gives me purpose.

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Lacey Schwimmer is the Fattest Professional Dancer of the Day

Fuck DWTS, this bitch needs to get on video in spandex on Youtube…cuz fat girls aren’t supposed to dance…and when they do it’s fucking funny to watch…. These legs are trunks…Shit is not fucking normal for someone who burns 3000 calories a day….why she looks like this really just doesn’t make any fucking sense to me… I know she’s fucking ugly..anyone with eyes can see she’s a beast of a girl…and I am not trying to give her credit she doesn’t deserve. She’s already tricked her way onto TV and avoided a shitty stripping career as the stripper no one gets dances from except for people who feel sorry for her or people who she gives a discount to, or people who like the bottom feeder ugliest bitch in the room trash cuz it is their fetish…. I just really think she’d be better off falling off a table while dancing on Youtube, or having a stripper pole catastrophe, fuck being on mainstream television, this tank is a Internet legend in the making…. Get her to partner up with the world’s shortest man , and I think my brain would explode trying to process the amazingness… Here is some Dirty Dancing Pussy 3 decades too late, because I watch Dirty Dancing weekly, shit is better than porn to me, even though I never quite got what Patrick Swayze saw in her, other than the fact that she was Jewish and everyone knows that thanks to Summer camp, Jewish girls give AMAZING head….and also quite good at wearing ill-fitting sweat pants….

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Hayley Atwell Pasties in The Pillars of the Earth of the Day

This kind of behavior really pisses me off. I figure if you’re gonna fucking get this naked, you might as well get fully naked. I also figure that if you’re going to try to launch an acting career, you might as well leave your moral and dignity at the fucking casting couch door, cuz that’s just no the business you are in. You’re a slut, stop pretending to be an artist…embrace yourself as the stripper with the choreographed theatrical stage performance, who no matter how pretentious she is, still gives lap dances in the back room. There’s nothing more insulting than a bitch who is prude, has a no nudity clause, but still manages to agree to getting this naked, without getting fully naked, cuz nipple pasties look fucking stupid, they irritate me, and remind me of exactly the kind of girl this no-name, useless, bullshit actress cunt is…and that’s pussy that isn’t quite committed enough to the cause and who doesn’t care about the people trying to jerk off to her shitty acting in a sex scene. Seriously. This makes me mad….just another example of big tits gone to fucking waste…

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Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Season Two Premiere Review

We make fun of Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian. A lot. Often. Pretty much every chance we get. But what kind of credibility would we have if we simply bashed these talentless celebrities from afar? Hilarious clips that showcase clearly scripted fights and arguments might be worthy of our mockery, but readers have told us to give full episodes a shot. Therefore, we’ve assigned an intern this nauseating task. She suffered in front of her TV on Sunday night and filed this report on the season premiere of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami … If anyone knows how to rock reality TV, it’s the Kardashians.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Trash Talking, Stripping and Leaving

Will she or won’t she?!? A nation held its breath going into last night’s edition of The Real Housewives of New Jersey , wondering if Dina Manzo was truly exiting the show for good . We won’t leave you in suspense over the development. Let’s get right to a recap, Real Housewives correspondent! Note to readers:

Rima Fakih Defends Pole Dancing Pics

Newly-crowned and newly-embattled Miss USA 2010 Rima Fakih maintained her stripper pole dancing innocence Thursday in an interview on Fox & Friends . “Have you ever done those pole dancing classes?” she asked the hosts. “That’s what it was. My friend, a DJ at the station said, ‘Why don’t you get up there?'” Rima Fakih, 24, became the first Muslim-American and second Arab-American to win the Miss USA crown Sunday, besting 49 beauties from across the U.S. of A. Some have said that she is basically the politically correct Miss USA, as she didn’t deserve to win on merit, but no matter. We’re talking about stripper pole pics. Less than 24 hours after she won, photos were released of Rima Fakih grinding during a “Stripper 101” contest for the Detroit radio show “Mojo In The Morning.” Rima Fakih says her stripper pole pics were not a big deal . “A few pics were snapped, and, of course, they don’t look the best angle as I normally [do],” she said of the photos, in which she wears a tank top, shorts and heels. Although she did not remove any clothes, she was declared grand prize winner of the contest and won jewelry, gift cards, adult toys and a stripper pole for home use. “It wasn’t pole dancing,” she said. “It was more of a… promotional event.” It was pretty tame by comparison. In 2009, Miss USA runner-up Carrie Prejean was stripped of her Miss California title after some topless photos of her surfaced. Should Rima Fakih be allowed to keep her crown?

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