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Salma Hayek Plays a Stripper (Again) in Americano [VIDEO]

Salma Hayek , it’s not a coincidence that you keep getting cast as a stripper (See also: From Dusk ‘Til Dawn , Dogma ). That’s the Director’s Guild of America- no, scratch that, the entire world – begging you to do a topless striptease. Yes, we know you’ve exposed those magnificent mams plenty of times, and even went full frontal in Ask The Dust (2006), but we can’t help but notice that none of your stripper scenes involve any actual stripping. Like in your new movie, Americano , where you work the pole like an old pro but at the end are still wearing pasties underneath your sheer body stocking. What’s up with that? Just once, Salma. Pretty please? Americano opens in NYC this Friday, June 15, but you can see Salma Hayek sans pasties right now here at MrSkin.com!

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Salma Hayek Plays a Stripper (Again) in Americano [VIDEO]

Micaela Schaefer’s Bikini Is AMAZING!!!

Alright, I think this Micaela Schaefer chick is getting out of hand, in a good way that is. I’ve had her on the site a few times before and every time she stuns me with her tiny, sexy, stripper-like outfits. She’s the one that basically wore a torn up garbage bag on the red carpet at some movie for the Cannes Film Festival , and I love her. Here she is with her trashy friends getting down and dirty in their stripper/hooker/future hollywoodtuna bride costumes. Amaze!

Figure Skater Sasha Cohen Blurry Stripper Pics

It’s not every day I get pictures of an Olympic medalist working the stripper pole, but that’s exactly what’s happening in these shots. Here’s silver medal winning figure skater Sasha Cohen showing off her impressive stripper skills at one of those dance studio/gym where women can go to pretend they’re strippers and not just boring soccer moms. Unfortunately, Sasha’s technique is a little too fast, all I see is a blurry chick with what looks like a pretty tight body. Still hot.

Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day

35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since… She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you…. I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day

Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day

35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since… She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you…. I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day

Pam Anderson’s Little Old Lady Shorts of the Day

Pam Anderson may not be known for being subtle or classy….she’s not known for her natural beauty or for her elegance…she’s known for being a stripper looking bitch with clown like tits that everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s….typcast as a whore….something that well into her 50s she can’t let go…and remains a granny aged trailer park looking slut who shops at the sex shop for her clothes and her vibrators that fill her hepatitis filled cunts…and wears that fetish shit out in public like the world is her stripper stage she shoulda retired from long ago….and the whole this is weird….but what is even weirder is that it turns me on, but I am weird and believe that Granny strippers in stripper gear are the future. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HER IN AN ORANGE ROMPER CUZ SHE’S TACKY AND INAPPROPRIATE AND I LIKE IT FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Pam Anderson’s Little Old Lady Shorts of the Day

Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman…. She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it…… She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life……. She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman…. She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it…… She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life……. She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Katy Perry Loves The Body Suits

I don’t know anything about music or what the hell kids want to listen to these days, but I know a hot show when I see one and Katy Perry knows how to put on a show. This chick would have an amazing career as a stripper. I’m not trying to belittle her singing abilities, but she knows how to put on a show and where I’m form that equals big money in the stripper community. Anyone can take their clothes off, but it takes a really talented woman to sell it the way Katy does. Call me. I have connections.