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First Guy In Line for iPad Is ‘Same Stupid Guy Who’s First In Line for Everything’ [Ipad]

The “first guy in line” story is usually pretty funny. These guys are wackos! But Greg Packer , who’s been waiting in line for an iPad at Apple’s Fifth Ave. store since Tuesday, is way more than a crazed Apple fan. More

Candice Swanepoel Shows Us Her Bra

There’s nothing better than a few pictures of a hot Victoria’s Secret supermodel like Candice Swanepoel showing off her sexy leopard print bra… Except for maybe that same supermodel actually wearing the stupid leopard print bra. This isn’t the first time that Candice has forgotten to wear her bra either, it’s becoming an issue between us that we’ll have to discuss in our next couples therapy… That and the fact that she doesn’t even know who the hell I am and never shows up for the damn sessions. All she does is take take take.

Ke$ha Clarifies Britney Spears Dis In ‘Styrofoam’

‘I do regret ever even singing that, because I have mad respect for her,’ she says. By James Dinh Ke$ha Photo: Andreas Rentz/ Getty Images On the heels of her apology to Justin Bieber for calling him “a tiny little baby” in the April issue of Maxim, Ke$ha is now taking back a few words regarding Britney Spears. In an old song called “Styrofoam” that surfaced online over the weekend, Ke$ha sings, “In 10 years/ Britney Spears/ Britney who?” But the singer, who did background vocals for Spears’ 2008 track “Lace and Leather,” explained the lyric in an interview with “So You Think You Can Dance Australia.” “Just to clarify, I didn’t write that bit,” she said. “And that was from when I was 15 — and there is a reason that song’s not on my record. So I have to admit now, I do regret ever even singing that, because I have mad respect for her. At the time, I was 15. I didn’t really have the balls to not sing it. That is why it’s not on my record. I can’t really stand behind it.” Dr. Luke, who has worked with Ke$ha and Spears, also got into the mix. In a tweet directed at Perez Hilton, the producer wrote, “Think that song was from like 4 years ago and a joke. 🙂 I don’t believe the Britney press stuff cuz I know she likes Britney.” But that probably isn’t going to change Hilton’s mind. In an interview with MTV News, the blogger expressed his extreme distaste for the “trash-talking train wreck.” “She upsets me,” he said. “I love Ke$ha’s music, but I don’t like her. I hate the stupid dollar sign in her name. I hate the stupid nose ring. I hate the stupid makeup. I hate the fact that she looks like she smells and never showers.” Ke$ha has not yet addressed a comment she reportedly made earlier this month over Spears lip-synching during her shows. “I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show,” she said. “I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance.” What do you think of Ke$ha’s comments? Do you buy her apologies? Let us know in the comments! Related Photos MTV.com Exclusive: Ke$ha Related Artists Ke$ha Britney Spears

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Amber Rose Stupid Tits in Stupid Glasses of the Day

I don’t like Amber Rose. I don’t find anything interesting about her and I hate the way she dresses like she’s some kind of robot from the future. I find it fucking annoying, but I do like tits, so I guess Kanye’s theory that no one will catch onto his homosexuality, or the fact that he just likes Amber Rose to shop with and talk about boys with, and not to titty fuck her or get her pregnant, as long as she shows off her tits and ass and keeps up her moderate sex appeal while staying moderately masculine with a shaved head to make his idiot fans jealous enough to ignore the truth while allowing him to keep up the lie by not throwing up when he rubs her hand in her hair because this way he can pretend she’s a dude when he closes his eyes to kiss her for the media…. People with money and success always do this keeping up appearances shit because rappers aren’t liked as much when they suck dick or get fucked up the ass by white men (because he’s racist) to get off and I blame it all on him being raised without a daddy… Broken homes make for broken rectum thanks to all the white men he lets inside him behind closed doors, but in front of closed doors, it’s this tryin’ hard to be a “sex robot” to disract you from the wad of cum dripping off his chin… Pics via Fame

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South Dakota legislators give stupid a bad name.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news , world news , and news about the economy See actually these guys are brilliant. They knew that all they had to do was string a bunch of sciency-like words together, that all ended in “logical”, and people would not notice that the resolution they just passed did not make any damn sense. Especially if those “people” had the misfortune of getting their education from the South Dakota school district. Let me guess. The people of South Dakota just LOVE Sarah Palin, don’t they?

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Sassy Gay Friend Saves Ophelia

Hamlet would have ended much differently if Ophelia had a sassy gay friend. Stupid bitch. Watch

Aubrey O’Day’s Sweet Birthday Boobies

Aubrey O’day isn’t exactly known for her fashion sense so this stupid looking dress she’s wearing at her birthday party shouldn’t come as much of a surprise. But I doubt any of us are really looking at her dress, our eyes are all locked on that beautiful face of hers. I’m just kidding, she’s quite ugly, but there’s no reason to be ashamed of staring at some big tanned cleavage. Enjoy.

Mirror Scare Supercut

Tip for anyone using the bathroom while being stalked by a serial killer or supernatural presence: They're right behind you. Forget about the stupid medicine cabinet, just get the hell out of there. The Best Links: Via FilmDrunk Watch

Alleged Extortionist Feared Letterman’s Revenge

From the department of Stupid Human Tricks, criminal division… Prosecutors in the David Letterman extortion case have released transcripts of conversations clandestinely recorded of…

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Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Her Feet for Creepy Foot Fetishists of the Day

Kristin Cavallari, someone who is totally useless to begin with, even more useless than the rest of the cast of The Hills, because she wasn’t smart enough to get on that shit when she coulda been the star of the shit, but instead her ego thought she’d get other work, real work, reputable work, respectable work, good work and not bottom feeding work, and it turns out she was wrong, because she crawled back to MTV in what I hope will be the last season of that garbage, that seems to have been replaced with Guidos from Jersey, something a lot more entertaining than this group of cunts, even when they are out showing off their stupid fucking naked foot to all the foot fetishists out there while shopping for shoes….and I’ve already said too much about this twat.

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