Lord Jamar is calling out all the non-cipher skirt and blouse wearing antics of the fashion world’s favorite MC — Kanye West . Monday, while most of the net was still fixated on the Super Bowl triumph of Beysus and her sisters and the haterism of Keyshia Cole, Lord Jamar, known largely for his 90′s hip-hop glory as part of the group Brand Nubian and more recently for his forays into acting, dropped a song that send the hip-hop world spinning. While we’ve been pointing out Ye’s love for womenswear for some time now — Lord Jamar dedicated an entire track to the dangers of embracing this style. Some are already calling him homophobic for the track. Check out some lyrics and the actual song below. Lyrics via AllHipHop : “”Somebody mad at my hash tag/ Black man lookin’ half a f*g/With a blazer and vest, I’m just amazed at the mess/Pioneer of this queer sh*t is Kanye West/He introduced the skinny jeans to the rap scene/Then he wore a f***ing skirt on the video screen/Then he wore it again at a memorial/I can’t pretend that this s**t ain’t deplorable/I bet this n***a thinkin’ he lookingadorable/Your music’s good but your ego is horrible.” Listen below: Do you agree? There’s an added layer to this argument because Lord Jamar reps the “Nation of Gods and Earths” — a group of people whose lingo and beliefs are peppered throughout hip-hop. In the interest of “building” and spreading knowledge, Lord Jamar took to his Twitter page to explain his thought process. Hit the flip for his tweets.
Lamar Odom Spotted Creeping In The Gentleman’s Club? There’s been break up talk surrounding Lamar Odom and his Kardashian wifey Khloe for quite some time now and although both parties claim to be happily married despite the word on the street, Lamar continues to be spotted gettin’ his love in the club on with buck nekkid pole huggers. via Wet Paint Are Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom on the same page regarding the strength of their marriage? Life & Style reports that, while Khloe went on television to battle rumors that their marriage was on the rocks, Lamar was in a strip club in Minneapolis that same night. And he reportedly ordered some champagne, if you know what we mean. Referring to an eyewitness who spotted Lamar and his teammates entering a $500-per-hour Champagne Room, L&S reports that, “Lamar handed out roughly $2,000 while enjoying extra attention from a stripper named ‘Jasmine.’” Khloe Kardashian has railed against these sorts of rumors in the past — even specifically calling out Life & Style — calling them “distasteful,” “shameless,” and “blatant lies.” Who knows — maybe Khloe is A-OK with Lamar getting a little lap dance every now and then? Maybe Lamar luv dem skrippers….and Khloe is cool with it….or maybe there is really is trouble in paradise.
Stylish First Lady Michelle Obama looked radiant as always during her husband Barack Obama’s inaugural address and ceremony in D.C. today. She stepped out wearing a custom Thom Browne navy coat and dress, which reportedly “was developed based on the style of a men’s silk tie.” For yesterday’s swearing-in ceremony , Michelle wore a dress and cardigan by Reed Krakoff, a necklace by Cathy Waterman and shoes and a belt from J. Crew. Michelle Obama has become a fan of the fashion-forward Browne as of late, sporting another look from the designer at a presidential debate in October. And just like their mother, budding fashionistas Sasha and Malia Obama looked chic in Kate Spade and J. Crew, respectively. Take a look below! Last night, the 49-year-old First Lady dazzled in an even more well known brand, Michael Kors, at the 57th Presidential Inauguration Reception. Thoughts on Mrs. O’s inauguration attire? Hit the comments and vote! What do you think of Michelle Obama’s inauguration fashion? Love it as always! She has great style! She looks good, but not her best. Not a fan! View Poll » And what about her new hairstyle? Love the new look! Not a big fan actually! View Poll »
Weight Watchers spokesperson Jessica Simpson doesn’t plan on following the diet plan during her second pregnancy, but she reportedly hired a Weight Watchers chef. Supposedly, this person prepares WW-sanctioned recipes and portions for the star, who’s raking in millions pitching the popular diet plan … which she can’t be on right now. There’s just one problem with the chef story. No such people exist. “Weight Watchers doesn’t have chefs nor does Weight Watchers provide chefs to any of our members including celebrity ambassadors,” a Weight Watchers rep says . In other words, a report by celeb gossip magazine Life & Style stating the soon-to-be mother-of-two hired a WW chef to shepherd her through pregnancy #2 was totally bogus. In actual celebrity weight loss news, Jess tells Weight Watchers magazine: “I’m crazy about smoothies, so I bring fruit chopped up and ready to go.” “That way I can sip the same smoothie all morning long between takes … if it thins out, I just put it back in the blender with crushed ice for a few minutes.” Who needs a chef with a genius plan like that in the offing?
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I realize that with a little notoriety and a lot of money, it’s fairly easy to get a film made and distributed. But even knowing that, it’s still incredibly baffling to see the red band trailer for InAPPropriate Comedy and realize this is an actual movie that will play in theaters. Directed by Vince ‘Slap Chop’ Offer, it’s The Kentucky Fried Movie meets the Charlie Sheen celebrity roast, and it looks every bit as terrible as his earlier Underground Comedy Movie . Only with the added discomfort of seeing Lindsay Lohan sully the last shreds of her reputation for what must surely have been a miniscule paycheck. Have a look: Considering Offer’s previous law-enforcement troubles involving a prostitute , it’s no wonder he was able to get a bunch of actors to whore themselves, but even so, it’s embarrassing to see Master of Style Adrien Brody debasing his career shilling razors to appear in this dreck. (Insert ShamWow or Schticky joke here.) The worst thing about this isn’t the constant barrage of racist and sexist ‘jokes’ or hackneyed references, it’s how friggin’ tame this thing looks. Titling this movie ‘InAPPropriate Comedy’ is kind of like how authoritarian dictatorships always insist that their countries be called ‘People’s Democratic Republics’. The only thing Asians will be offended by is how lazy the jokes about their eyes are. The good news is that no matter how bad it is, we’ll always have the Slap Chop song. So let’s watch that and remember a time when Vince could amuse us on an 11 th grade level, instead of a 3 rd grade level. Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. Follow Ross Lincoln on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
On the heels of the bombshell Kim Kardashian baby news, Life & Style lies reports that Khloe Kardashian may soon following in her sister womb-steps. “She wants to have a baby in hopes of saving their marriage,” a friend tells the tabloid. “It’s so clear Khloé and Lamar are having issues, even if Khloé doesn’t want to own up to it.” It’s true that Khloe Kardashian divorce rumors have been circulating for awhile, but it’s also true that ever assertion comes from the mouth of an anonymous source. Odom was reportedly spotted chatting with a blonde on December 9 at Greystone Manor in Los Angeles, while another insider alleges he snuck two ladies into his New York City hotel room around Thanksgiving. But what better way to end her man’s flirtatious ways than to get knocked up, Kardashian is supposedly thinking. “If Khloé gave Lamar a baby now, she thinks it would really solidify them, it would create an everlasting bond,” a second pal claims. “A baby would cement them.” The couple has been open for months after its desire to procreate, with Khloe often talking abou t her fertility issues . If these two do have a child, let’s just hope it’s for the right reason.
From Gangnam Style to the Sloppy Swish, Angelina Jolie leg thrusts to Chris Brown neck tattoos, and grumpy cats to photogenic peeps, 2012 was a great year for memes. On this Christmas Day, THG looks back at 12 of the best photos, videos, trends and topics that captured the Internet’s fascination (and creativity) over the past 12 months. Here’s what was imitated, parodied and shared with a vengeance in 2012: 12. Stingray Photo Bomb . Best. Photo. Bomb. Ever. The expression on the face of the aquatic resident of the waters off the Cayman Islands – and the terrified tourists he surprised – really says it all. 11. Chris Brown Neck Tattoos . After Chris Brown got a ridiculous neck tattoo (which many thought was a battered Rihanna), the Internet exploded with parodies. Lindsay Lohan with a tattoo of herself smashed? Classic. 10. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy (and Girl) . Whether they’re running a marathon or recovering from major surgery, some people are just too photogenic for words. If you can pry yourself away from staring at them, let’s move on! 9. Grumpy Cat . This sourpuss cat, whose real name is Tardar Sauce, first scratched the Internet with delight in September, inspiring a whole series of images like this. Felines aren’t known for being jovial, but wow. Cheer up, Grumpy Cat! 8. Ermahgerd . This absurd photograph of a vest-sporting girl holding Goosebumps books debuted in March and birthed a deluge of Ermahgerd talk (or “Berks” speak). We don’t really get it either. 7. Eastwooding . Perhaps the most memorable moments of the Republican National Convention came not from Mitt Romney or Paul Ryan, but from Clint Eastwood. Not a good sign for the party’s prospects, but a terrific source of material for the web, which watched Clint berating an Invisible Obama in an empty chair and went nuts. Overly Attached Girlfriend 6. Overly Attached Girlfriend . This wild-eyed chick and her parody of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” just made everybody else’s clingy girlfriend seem really laid back. Seriously. Stalker much? 5. Angelina Jolie Leg Thrust . The actress’ forced, exposed-leg pose was probably the most talked-about, and spoofed, moment of the Academy Awards. We’re not sure if that says more about Ange or the Oscars. 4. Binders Full of Women . Mitt Romney made a strong run for the White House down the stretch, but his campaign was not without its verbal gaffes and head-scratchers. There was the 47 percent video , sure, but the web really had fun with his debate quips, such as threatening to fire Big Bird or references to binders full of women in Mass. PSY – GANGNAM STYLE Sloppy Swish 3. Gangnam Style / Sloppy Swish (tie) . PSY’s hit song is the most-watched video in the history of YouTube, making it a lock for a top three spot on this countdown. SNL’s “Mokiki and the Sloppy Swish” is an equally awesome, yet unheralded gem, however. Even if it is just a really stupid dance created by a crazy person. 2. Texts From Hillary Clinton . A photo of a badass-looking Hillary Clinton checking her phone inspired an entire Tumblr blog devoted to facetious texts from the Secretary of State. Takes a lot to impress Hill. Not unlike another notable, albeit younger gal: 1. McKayla Is Not Impressed . By like anything. After winning a silver medal in the vault at the London Olympics, the American gymnast was a but underwhelmed. Her momentary disappointment at losing out on gold gave way to one of 2012’s funniest memes, with McKayla’s “not impressed” smirk photoshopped across the web. Ryan Gosling shirtless. The royal wedding. The Grand Canyon. Marines raising the flag over Iwo Jima. Blah, blah, blah. Even the POTUS got in on the act! How many of these do you remember? Did we leave any out? Share your comments below and tell us which is your favorite, and which (if any) we snubbed!
Ne-Yo’s former maybe baby mama is pisssssssed after the singer went on VH1’s Behind the Music and discussed their relationship from a few years ago. Jesseca White has hired Gloria Allred as a result. Why? Well, you see, Ne-Yo used to date Jesseca White. During their time together, Jesseca had a baby which Ne-Yo initially thought was his … not the case. The pair reached a settlement agreement in 2009 in which Ne-Yo paid $575,000 to Jesseca White, who in turn officially said that the kid wasn’t his. Ne-Yo’s name was removed from the birth certificate, too. Fast forward to the present and Ne-Yo’s Behind the Music special. By speaking about the ordeal, he may have violated the confidentiality clause in the settlement. Allred claims Ne-Yo falsely painted Jesseca as a liar who broke his heart and vanished, and that Jesseca has been defamed, ridiculed and harassed. According to Gloria, Jesseca has been unable to work and suffers from mental anguish and is “beset by nausea, vomiting and hair loss” thanks to Ne-Yo. Jesseca is asking Ne-Yo to settle the matter amicably out of court, or else she will pursue more serious legal options. He has yet to respond to her camp. The popular singer went on to have two actual children with girlfriend Monyetta Shaw in the three years since breaking up with Jesseca White.
