Candice Swanepoel and the other Victoria’s Secret on staff hookers ,because if you pay them on a contractual basis to get naked for you, it is not considered prostitution, it’s considered promo model work….and in Candicce’s case the only client she’s ever really had…they created her, she exists because of them, and she can’t escape them, and why would she, they didn’t fire her for having a kid like I would have, the also pay her over a million dollars a year to be their hot ass, and I guess when your ass post kids looks this good, you deserve to be celebrated, because if you’ve ever seen a mom…they don’t generally look this good…this too work…and for that…she’s insta whoring with booty shake videos…something she’s never done pre-kid, because like most women, the whoring gets more aggressive when your pussy has exploded in front of a room full of people, when you shit out your kid, and your baby daddy cheated on you…because he can’t face that blown out pussy anymore, because he had you pre kid.. YOU KNOW. The post Candice Swanepoel Mom Ass in Chaps for VS Holiday Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
THIS JUST IN….NOT ALL CELEB KIDS ARE CREATED EQUALLY….but they do still have better lives than you…and at least she’s skinny… That long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag… That sheer top makes it all ok, becuase it’s the style, she’s got a trust fund and can go through life pretty much doing this…nothing of subsance…thanks to dad…and there’s something leisurely that would be interesting to K-Fed about that. TO SEE THE Rest of the PICS CLICK HERE The post Sistine Stallone Looks Like Rocky’s Speedbag of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Reec Host Amerigroup’s Style Tour stop in Atlanta! Free school uniforms and more for families. Families were treated to school uniforms, designer shirts, ice cream, games, face painting and live entertainment! Remaining tour stops below! FREE POPULAR FASHION Ts OR UNIFORM SHIRTS & SOCKS (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST) 8/13/17 12pm – 2pm: Style Tour – Delray Farms 2518 E Walnut Ave […]
Seven months into her pregnancy , The Hills star Heidi Montag is still staying active. She’s even keeping up her exercise routines! She’s shared glimpses of her workouts with followers. As you can imagine, her baby bump is very much on display. It’s so nice to see that Heidi and Spencer have come this far in their lives, you know? It’s been years since the two of them squandered their combined $10 million fortune on absurd purchases like pricey handbags and rare crystals. (Yes, really) Those were the times when Heidi Montag kept getting worrisome cosmetic procedures (remember her F-cup breasts? Thankfully she got them reduced later ), which led to friction between herself and her mother. As we mentioned recently, Heidi and her mom are getting along better now. It turns out that The Mother-Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition actually helped some people to heal old hurts! Who knew?! So now, after all of their bonkers misadventures and mistakes, Heidi and Chris are just content being happy with each other as a couple. And they’re getting closer and closer to welcoming their child into this world. As you can see from this photo, Heidi is very far along: She looks great! And check out that baby-bump! Exercise, within reasonable limits, can be healthy when you’re pregnant. (Just like it can be healthy when you’re not pregnant) If exercising makes you feel especially distressed or nauseated during your pregnancy, then cut it out of your routine until you’re no longer pregnant. (Similarly, if an exercise is putting your body through real hell, don’t do it — no pregnancy required) Walking and even hiking can be popular non-rigorous exercises during pregnancy. As always, it’s important to stay hydrated in those cases — even more so than for non-pregnant hikers. With pregnancy, there’s always a risk that something could suddenly go wrong, so we wouldn’t recommend hiking anywhere that’s more than a few minutes from where a vehicle could easily reach you. Like, you can just go for a walk around a public lake, ideally with your partner or a walking buddy. And, of course, your cell phone. Both of your cell phones. And plenty of water. We have a feeling that Heidi isn’t overdoing it, here, because she’s clearly very conscious of the strain of working out while pregnant. Specifically, the ouch factor on her feet and ankles. As we can see, Spencer Pratt is clearly good husband material. Foot massages feel weird to some people (and can be torture for the ticklish), but for others, they can be a great source of relief. Especially if they’ve been walking for two. And standing for two. And especially if they’ve been exercising for two. Speaking of Heidi Montag’s activities, though, have you guys ever heard of a babymoon ? It’s not, like, a type of full moon or whatever. It’s like a cross between a honeymoon and a baby shower. That doesn’t necessarily make a lot of sense to us, given that traveling while pregnant isn’t necessarily the easiest thing in the world, but it’s a thing. Anyway, Spencer and Heidi snapped this photo while on their babymoon in Hawaii. Even dressed, there’s no hiding that baby bump. We know that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag probably wish that they had more of their former fortune to help welcome their child into the world. But you know what? This couple seems loving and, despite their histories, well-adjusted. In fact, their past mistakes might make them wiser people and wiser parents. We hope so, anyway.
Well … it’s better than Freedom Fries . Okay, so Kendall Jenner’s latest ad is for something called the Freedom Panty. And while she’s wearing the panties in question, she’s not wearing anything else. Considering how infamously terrible Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial was, this photo that we have below is a huge step up. In this photo, we see Kendall wearing a pair of red panties and standing to the side, with only her hands to conceal her bare breasts. The background and makeup and even her hair combine to give it an eery, uncanny valley quality. You’ll see. Kendall shared the advertisement on Instagram. In her caption, she tagged La Perla’s Instagram page. La Perla’s Instagram page also shared the ad, and included the caption: “Introducing La Perla’s #FreedomPanty, crafted from the finest French Leavers Lace with interwoven stretch. Shop online and in our boutiques.” On both pages, this was the photo: Move over, Madame Tussauds! We kid — that’s really Kendall Jenner; she only looks like a horrifying knockoff of the original. It’s part of the style of the photo — matching the way that her skin is made up to catch the light and the unnatural flowers behind her. (Besides, if Madame Tussauds’ terrible impressions of Beyonce are any indication, they couldn’t make something that looks this much like Kendall) Usually, Kendall is one of the most likeable of the Kardashian family. She’s beautiful and she’s less likely to say dumbass things or feud with people. She also has a real job — modeling — that’s pretty separate from what the rest of her family does. Lately, however, Kendall Jenner has seemed to be courting controversy at every turn. Her Pepsi ad was just a PR nightmare, obviously. Then there were the shirts that she and Kylie tried to market . (Ugh) And then, most recently, there was Kendall’s ad where she was smoking . Smoking is bad for your health and, more importantly, incredibly disrespectful to everyone around you. So many of Kendall’s fans are young and impressionable and really don’t need to be seeing celebrities smoking in any way that might make it seem cool or sexy. (Smoking rates keep going down — can we please keep it that way?) In her defense, Kendall absolutely mentioned in the captions that she doesn’t smoke. So this looks like another case of her being asked to do something and her accepting the instructions without raising a fuss. (Just like with the Pepsi ad) Basically, Kendall’s problem isn’t that she sits around coming up with bad ideas. It’s that she does her job by going along with other people’s bad ideas. And we do think that it’s unfair that so much ire is directed at Kendall herself rather than at the people who are actually responsible. Whether you love Kendall Jenner or can’t stand her … No matter what you think of the artistic choices in this ad … (Seriously, why choose such a gorgeous celebrity model if you’re going to give her that uncanny valley look?) … We can all agree on one thing: It’s way, way better than that Pepsi ad. View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Pepsi Ad Enrages the Internet
Ashley Tisdale is trying to stay youthful and with it with these going out in public without a bra on…but she’s so old, disconnected and irrelevant that she failed at her attempt…it’s like we see that she’s not wearing a bra…as no girls should be wearing bras in this era of no bra…but the censor bar is so big and clunky…it just seems like a 40 year old mom who pretends to be young and with it…trying to prove she’s young and with it…while just embarrassing herself… I used to get emails from people who went to High School with Ashley Tisdale saying that she pretends to be a 25 year old while playing a teen on High School Musical, but she was really in her mid-30s then…so 40 now… Still pretty tight body, even if her style’s garbage….and body is more important than a mangled face, as Tisdale proves daily… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Attempts Braless and Fails of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You don’t want to dive head-first into anything, least of all marriage. Scratch that — especially marriage, least of all your fourth marriage. It sounds like Jennifer Lopez is taking past lessons to heart as, according to a new report, she’s getting cold feet about the prospect of marrying A-Rod. Even though the two of them seem to be in love to a nauseating degree . According to Life & Style ‘s source, Jennifer Lopez doesn’t want Alexander Rodriguez to become her fourth ex-husband . And, admittedly, four ex-spouses is kind of on the high side, even by Hollywood standards. “Jennifer worries she’s going to make another mistake,” says the source. But it sounds like A-Rod has really been pushing for them to make it official. (Understandable, since J Lo is legendarily hot and it sounds like he’s crazy about her) Apparently, though, his eagerness is backfiring. “She doesn’t work well under pressure. A-Rod just has to back off.” We don’t know that we’d say that she doesn’t work well under pressure — she’s a performer. But many people balk when they feel that they’re being rushed to make major decisions. You want to make sure that you’re doing it right. (The best time to start planning a simple vacation is a year in advance, after all) J Lo, it seems, isn’t quite ready to take her fourth plunge. “Jennifer keeps telling Alex that she’s ‘just not there yet.” ( Life & Style humorously asks “how many ex husbands are too many?” Our first thought was a veiled widow at the funeral of her seventh rich husband, checking her bank account on her phone and asking herself that very same question) Jennifer Lopez has been married three times, and two of those marriages were almost astoundingly brief. Let’s take you through them: -Fellow actor Ojani Noa from 1997 to 1998 -Backup dancer Cris Judd from 2001 to 2003 -Singer, songwriter, and producer Marc Anthony from 2004 to 2014 It was of course with Marc Anthony that J Lo had her twins, Emme Maribel Muñiz and Maximillian David Muñiz, born February 22nd, 2008. Ojani Noa has said that he was looking forward to spending the rest of his life with J Lo. He blames her for choosing her career over him. (Honestly, considering her career … it’s really hard to fault her for that. You’d have to be some dumbass Disney character to choose love over that, right? … No offense to Disney characters) It’s understandable that, just three years after ending her marriage to Marc Anthony, J Lo would be cautious about getting hitched again. That wouldn’t explain why she may still be texting Casper Smart . But you want to explore all of your options before you tie the knot. They haven’t even been a couple for all that long. Real life relationships shouldn’t move at a soap opera pace. (Or have as many evil twins) We first told you that J Lo and A-Rod were dating back in March. Four months later and some change … is just not enough time to decide to get married, folks. So J Lo is right to press on the brakes. And once you’ve been through some marriages, it’s easy to a wedding as just a prelude to a divorce. We’ve all heard allegations that Jennifer Lopez isn’t a reliably good tipper to her servers in some situations, but all in all, we still want her to be happy. (Though please tip your servers, especially if you’re mega-rich, but also if you’re literally anyone) We hope that she’s having fun with A-Rod — which she clearly is — and that she’ll continue to enjoy the relationship for as long as it lasts. But if she’s anxious and wanting to take her time with this relationship, we say to follow those instincts.
