I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that Taylor Swift just became New York’s newest “Tourism Ambassador,” which doesn’t make a ton of sense to me, but I guess is still a lot better than their last one: a homeless guy peeing onto the subway tracks. Anyway, here she is heading into the Late Show with David Letterman and you know what, I think it might be working. Because I don’t know about you guys, but suddenly I want to go sightseeing in New York. Well, as long as those sights involve Taylor’s perfect stems. How much for a guided tour? » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
It was a sad night last night, as one of the most skinsational shows in the history of television, Californication , bid farewell once and for all. Thankfully it went out on a high note, and a number of other shows look to be carrying the skin torch! On last night’s Californication series finale, Hank went to visit Krull only to find him banging Diana Terranova , giving us some nice looks at her huge hooters! Billie Piper went full-on full-frontal in last night’s episode of Penny Dreadful , though it’s a sad scene since she’s finally succumbed to her illness. However, this does seem like the kind of world where people won’t stay dead for long… Power just keeps on powering out nude scenes over on Starz! Naturi Naughton bared her bangin’ backside, and the “girl on the subway” from 2011’s Hall of Fame flick Shame , Lucy Walters , also bared her sensational sweater pups during a marathon sex session! Over on TNT, Murder in the First continues to be the most ass-tastic new show, once more bringing the booty train into the station. This week’s seat meat belongs to Bess Rous and it is spectacular! Finally on SyFy’s new series Dominion , Roxanne McKee also revealed her rump as she gets it on with an archangel or something. Who knows? There’s too many series to keep straight at this point, but we’re certainly not confused by how great her glutes are!
In case you needed any further proof that life isn’t fair, here you go: while the rest of us suckers are busy working today, some rich SOB got to relax in a pool and put his dirty mitts all over a moderately famous hottie in a bikini. Anyway, according to my sources, this lucky dude that Jessica Szohr is with here is some Italian businessman, and I just wish I’d known Jessica was attracted to dudes with money earlier. Because I recently came into a fat stack of Subway coupons and dinner could’ve been on me. Oh well, her loss. So, any takers, ladies? » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com
Justin Bieber’s bodyguards have been accused of assault several times in the past – and now Justin Bieber is facing yet another lawsuit alleging that his personal security staff attacked a photographer. Justin Bieber Sued For Bodyguard Assault An audiotape obtained by TMZ reveals a 911 call in which a man identified in the suit as Michael Munoz claims that he has been locked inside a Subway restaurant after being chased by “Justin Bieber’s bodyguard.” The call was placed on the same night that Bieber was arrested for drunk drag racing in Miami. Munoz alleges that he was taking pictures of Bieber as he exited the SET Nightclub. Bieber allegedly became upset, and his bodyguard Dwayne Patterson pursued Munoz into a nearby Subway where he locked the door behind them and demanded that Munoz delete the photos he’d taken. According to the suit, the bodyguard punched and kicked Munoz and then forcibly attempted to remove Munoz’s memory card. Bieber’s attorney Howard Weitzman has issued a statement denying the allegations. “This new lawsuit filed by a paparazzo is yet another shakedown for money,” says Weitzman. He may have a point: Munoz never mentioned being punched or kicked by Patterson when he filed his initial police report and he reportedly haggled with the bodyguard at the time of the incident, offering to sell the pics to Bieber for $10,000. So there are certainly some holes in Munoz’ story. Even so, this could spell further trouble for Justin. Listen to the 911 call placed by Munoz below: Justin Bieber: Michael Munoz 911 Call
There are promposals , and then there is using your significant talents not only to ask your girl to prom but also to create a little extra cash to pay for the date. New Jersey teen Derek “Derk” Ritschel’s promposal to friend Gina was Pitch Perfect ! Derek’s A Capella Promposal with The Whiptones Derk, a member of an a capella doo-wop group called The Whiptones, enlisted his friends’ help for the promposal. While Gina was hanging out with friends, the guys, dressed in 50s-style leather jackets surprised her with a song. Their rendition of the The Cadillacs’ “My Girlfriend” was personalized for the occasion which only made the sentiment sweeter, and now they have a marketing strategy to help other would-be askers so they don’t have to go it alone. For a small fee, you can rent The Whiptones as your very own singing promposal delivery service and they’ll help you ask her (or him, it’s 2014 after all) to the big dance. That limo’s not going to pay for itself. Kids these days, you guys. They just keep raising the bar for themselves. Check out these other promposals now: Promposals: The Good, the Bad, the Funny Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton Prom Invite A high school senior asks Kate Upton to the prom. Pretty awesome. View As List 1. Kate Upton Prom Invite A high school senior asks Kate Upton to the prom. Pretty awesome. 2. Emily Ratajkowski Prom Invitation Some high school kid asks Emily Ratajkowski to prom. Not surprisingly, she declined the invite. 3. Bryan Cranston Helps Teen With Prom-posal Bryan Cranston helped Stefan Montana ask a girl to the prom! No one says no to Heisenberg. 4. Nina Davuluri Asked to Prom Nina Davuluri gets asked to prom by a high school kid during her speaking engagement there. He was suspended for the stunt. 5. Kendall Jenner Prom Invite Balraj Singh is a high school student in Michigan, and he has a dream: to attend the prom with Kendall Jenner. He states his case in this video. 6. Gracie Gold Prom Invite A brave high school senior asks Gracie Gold to the prom in this video. She should say yes, shouldn’t she? 7. Justin Bieber Prom Invitation A high school student named Leon Purvis has asked Justin Bieber to the prom. Should the young singer accept? 8. KFC #PutAWingOnIt Chicken Corsage KFC teamed up with a Louisville, KY florist to create the chicken corsage. It seems like a joke, but no. It’s a real thing. 9. Teenager Asks Miley Cyrus to Prom A young man asks Miley Cyrus to the prom in this video. Should she say yes?!? 10. Netflix Goes to the Prom This guy asked Netflix to the prom, and Netflix actually showed! Sort of. 11. College Admissions Letter Promposal Dylan Kanter asked his girlfriend Caitlyn Metzker to prom by pretending to rescind her college admission offer to the University of South Carolina.
Keep making those Vogue parody covers , people. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will just be hanging out in their mansion, laughing all the way to the bank. A new forecast makes it look like Kimye’s April Vogue issue will set an all-time sales record for the publication, as it will likely sell nearly 500,000 copies. The previous top-selling issues featured Beyoncé (355,000) and Michelle Obama (293,000). Kim and Kanye in Vogue: See the Pics! Open Slideshow 1. Kanye, Kim and North for Vogue Awww, what a loving family! Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West cuddle up here for Vogue. View As List 1. Kanye, Kim and North for Vogue Awww, what a loving family! Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West cuddle up here for Vogue. 2. Kim Kardashian Vogue Cover It’s a dream come true for Kim Kardashian! She covers Vogue with Kanye West in this picture. 3. Kanye, Kim and North Vogue Photo Kanye, Kim and North do make an adorable family. They are featured here in the April 2014 issue of Vogue. 4. ‘Ye and Nori Kanye West gives us a look at his life as a father in this photo from the April 2014 issue of Vogue. 5. North West, Up Close This is as cute as it gets, huh? Check out the close-up of North West. 6. Kim Kardashian Holds Nori Kim Kardashian holds little North West up in her arms. This is a photo from Vogue. 7. Kimye in Vogue Kim and Kanye don’t just pose here for a photo. They pose for a VOGUE photo! 8. Kim, Kanye and Nori This is one good looking family, huh? Kim Kardashian poses with daughter North and fiance Kanye West. 9. A Kimye Stare Kanye West leans in to kiss Kim Kardashian in this romantic photo. It’s courtesy of their spread in Vogue. 10. Kim, Kanye and Baby This likely sums up life for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. It involves a baby and a lot of technology. 11. A Kouple in Vogue Kim Kardashian and Kanye West walk hand in hand in the pages of Vogue in this lovely photo of the couple. Vogue Creative Director Grace Coddington, meanwhile, reiterates that Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour decided to feature Kim and Kanye on her own, with no pressure from the rapper (as earlier rumored) – and that Coddington was all for the shoot. “I do think Kim Kardashian represents this moment in our culture,” Coddington says. “I’m fascinated by her, in the same way I’m fascinated by the people I see on the street or the subway.” We guess that’s sort of a compliment. As for how the pictorial actually went? “It was fun. [Kim] is very professional. And [ North West ] is very well-behaved,” Coddington said. “We did millions of pictures and she did not cry once.” Just wait until she’s a little older, learns how to use Google and finds the Kim Kardashian sex tape .
We have a friend in the Czech Republic named JAKO …and what he has taught us from his photography is that there are a lot of pretty spectacular girls in the Czech Republic, who are willing to get naked and half naked for him, because I guess the amazing girls there, are into that shit, but my knowledge of the Czech Republic is limited to the porn industry, so maybe my perspective is a little off. But we still sent him DRUNKENSWEATSHOP Gear to put on some girls…and this is what he sent us…so exotic, my face has never looked that good on a chest, but would look better…in her panties… Visit JAKO’S TUMBLR
It happened. Here’s another great fucking video to hit the internet today… Some days, nothing, today all kinds of greatness. I don’t know why, maybe I am seeing brightness in life, or maybe the gutter of society make me feel good, like this chick or dude or whatever it is in the subway being a fucking hero…sure it’s not that arrousing, or the kind of ass I would jerk off to or bury my face in if I was on the subway with her, but it’s the kind of ass I would bring everywhere, to make it do this, like a party trick and that alone makes me feel what must be love.
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