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Mickey Rourke’s Tall Skinny Pussy of the Day

I am pretty slow moving today. I partially blame drinking hard last night but also blame my lack of drive, ambition or real interest in all this celebrity bullshit, mainly because giving these garbage people more attention is perpetuating their egos and lifestyle and I hate taking part of that, if anything, it digusts me

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Mickey Rourke’s Tall Skinny Pussy of the Day

Kelly Brook is TOpless for a Shitty Play of the Day

As a fat man, I have no choice but to appreciate these pictures of a bitch who combines some of my favorite things to make this highly erotic image, pastries and tits…Sure, I’m not as bad when it comes to food as my wife, she’s a serious pig and I’ve heard her cum eating a brownie and I don’t find food a sexual thing at all, it just fills some of my voids when I am not drunk….

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Kelly Brook is TOpless for a Shitty Play of the Day