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Jennifer Lawrence in Glamour UK of the Day

Posted on February 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence is some 21 year old who hasn’t been all that famous, she’s from Kentucky, was nominated for an Academy Award in 2010 for Winter’s Bone, a movie I’ve never heard of and now she’s staring as a key charactere in Hunger Games a movie franchine based on a book that I’ve never heard of….cuz sci/fi is for virgins and I just can’t stand the shit and have never really been able to stand that shit…. Either way, it’s gonna be a big fucking movie empire and she’s going to be in the paparzzi eye and this is what she has to say about that: “In some ways, [living in the public eye] is a hard life, but it’s a great professional life,” she told Glamour. “I’m doing what I love, and then I get months and months rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old. I can’t stand it when actors complain.” Here are the pics of her in Glamour UK, not naked enough, but good enough to make me want to K-Fed her…but I’d K-Fed anyone at this point in my life just to get away from this hell….cuz I suck at life…

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Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…

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Some More Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on March 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You know my life is pretty fucking shitty when I do two posts on Kelly Bensimon in one day…She’s a ripped mom in a bikini who I really don’t know much about, or really care to know anything about, because she seems like a rich bitch trying to get attention cuz she’s bitter her ex husband left her fat ass, so she hit the gym and spends all his money with a fucking smile. The kind of girl who makes her relationships as public as she can so that it gets back to him as a “fuck you, I don’t need you, I just need your money”… I just can’t help but post pictures of anyone getting her titties sorted out by a helper, no matter how old, or how much she likes her ripped body to get fucked by young cock…and this post confirms yet again, that I suck at life… Pics via Bauer

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down. Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

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Katie Price and Her Tranny Tits of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart

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Kelly Osbourne Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I realize that any picture of Kelly Osbourne would be shitty, but if bitch is gonna get in a bikini and have pictures taken of her, I’m pretty fucking willing too look and laugh at her imperfections, especially since she’s probably at her fittest because she’s been on that Dancing with the Girl who has a Famous Father show, dancing all day training, but even if she was at her fattest I’d want to see it. I’m the kind of guy who likes watching trainwrecks even though they aren’t that pleasant to watch, especially if those train wrecks are half naked… Either way here she is with her homosexual boyfriend who she gets the same haircut as because she thinks it means they are actually in love, while he’s just trying to ride her coatails to the endless supply of cock fame in America will bring him, but sometimes, I guess ignorance is bliss…like back when I used to think arabs were just people in pajamas who didn’t understand why we wore everyday clothes when you could be comfy in your PJs, before I realized they wore those pajamas to hide suicide bombs….Those were the good years…. I love that they captured her fat self that can’t control her fat self and starts eating one of her hats…

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Alessandra Ambrosio One Piece Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio brought her disgusting mom body out in a bathing suit because I guess Victoria’s Secret is contractually obligated to give her work and the whole thing makes me feel really sorry for her husband and his poor planning. He thought he was locking down Alessandra Ambrosio, the hugely successful bikini and lingerie model, but instead he turned her into this. Disgusting

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Rebecca from Full House Doing Yoga Cameltoe of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Why couldn’t these be pictures of Kimmy Gibbler? You know the disgusting neighbor from Full House who I always wondered what she looked like naked because I figured she put out based on the insecurities of being the ugliest bitch on the show.

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Eva Longoria Showin’ Off Her Gut of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am guessing that Eva Longoria is either pregnant, or that she’s been eating a few too much Mexican food in her marriage, since she’s found what she’s lookin for and doesn’t have to starve herself anymore, you know, now she can finally like her Mexican genetics step the fuck in and turn her into a round-ball of a woman that all other Mexicans tend to grow into when they hit a certain age, usually after they’ve reproduced a few dozen times. I guess she figures since her husband is black, the fatter she is the better, but she’s forgetting one key thing and that that logic only works for white girls and not Mexican girls pretending to be white.

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Hayden Panettiere Titty Bounce Jog of the Day

Posted on November 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always thought Hayden Panettiere had jacked-up titties like you’d expect to find on female body builders or at 12 year old. You know the kind of perky titty you are scared to suck on because not only will it make you feel like a faggot for doing it, but will also chip your tooth

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