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Judge to Lindsay Lohan: Glad You’re Feeling Better!

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Judge Stephanie Sautner just could not help herself. After seeing Lindsay Lohan roll into court this morning after initially calling in sick , then changing her mind at the last second, she had to get a dig in. “I’m glad to see you’re feeling better,” Sautner said. Sautner was referring to the BS note her lawyer sent, claiming LiLo had an upper respiratory infection and could not fly from NYC to LA for court. After TMZ busted Lindsay smoking, she apparently got wind of the celebrity news site’s story and decided to high-tail it to LA last night after all. This absurdity wasn’t lost on Sautner , obviously. Lindsay, who faces charges of lying to police after her summer car crash, also faces possible jail time for violating her probation. It’s not looking good. She officially cut ties with attorney Shawn Holley and put her fate in the hands of NYC attorney Mark Heller, who arrived to court to rep her today. Sautner asked if she was comfortable with the change; Lindsay, who fired Holley for unknown reasons earlier this month, reluctantly said it was. After Sautner gave Heller permission to rep LiLo, he then tried to charm the judge, telling her they had a NYC connection since she was once a Big Apple detective. The judge noted that flattery would get him nowhere fast. BURN! Sautner also reiterated that Lindsay could eventually be found not guilty in the lying case, but her probation (for her jewelry theft conviction) could still be revoked. The standard of proof is lower for probation violations than for the crimes themselves, so she could be staring at a whole mess of jail time either way. Her next hearing is scheduled for March 1. At least Lindsay Lohan looked good, rocking a SEXY blue Chanel dress to court today along with Celine shades and a pair of Louboutins on her feet. This is a girl who’s broke. Just saying. Lindsay Lohan: Lock her up?   Yes, that train wreck brat will never learn otherwise! No, quit trying to make an example out of her, haters! View Poll »

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Lindsay Lohan Freaks Out, Flies to L.A. For Court

Posted on January 30, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan took the last flight from JFK to LAX Tuesday night after being warned that she’d be in DEEP if she really did call in sick for court . Mom Dina came along as Lindsay Lohan, broke and deeply in debt, flew first class on American Airlines and landed at around 12:30 this morning. LiLo had no intention of showing Wednesday and got a doctor’s note filed with the court, saying she couldn’t fly due to a respiratory infection. So much for that. Pictures of Lindsay shopping and smoking in SoHo the very day she got the doctor’s note were published on celebrity news site TMZ. Busted, baby! After TMZ – a lawyer-run site, mind you – claimed that the judge would probably issue a warrant for her arrest if she didn’t show, Lohan panicked.  Lindsay sources claiming she’s pleading with Shawn Holley, the attorney she fired this month, to come back, saying she didn’t like replacement Mark Heller. What. A. Mess. Holley made it clear days ago she’s off the case, so it’s now up to Heller, who clearly started off on the wrong foot by submitting the doctor’s note. Heller also sent along a New York Post article saying a lot of people in NYC had the flu. Not that Lindsay is one of them, of course. Pretty shady. The lawyer Heller got to sponsor him to appear in a California court has also never met him, so it’s possible the judge could deny him the right to represent Lindsay. So Lindsay could be lawyer-less when she face the music for lying to police after her summer car crash today (11:30 EST). It could get ugly really fast. Lohan: Will she do time in 2013?   Yes. Her luck is running out and she’s going crazy! No! She always finds a way to get out of it! View Poll »

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McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country…. She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it…. You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters…. But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

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Sloring Like Her Step-Momma: Which Daughter Of A Famous Athlete Is Joining The Bikini Basketball Association? [Pics]

Posted on January 16, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Deiondra Sanders Joins Bikini Basketball Association Did you know that the Bikini Basketball Association was a thing? Off the heels of the popularity of the Lingerie Football League, a new league featuring bangers in bikinis playing ball is expected to hit this summer. And unlike the Lingerie league, the BBA has a semi-big name on the roster. That name is none other than Deiondra Sanders, daughter of Deion and stepdaughter of Pilar. She’s made quite a fuss on Twitter going ham on various people and having her tig ol bitties exposed on various websites. Now she’ll have those chesticles bouncing up and down as she grabs rebounds in her bikini. Think you’ll be tuning in? Well, here are some pics of the ladies we should be seeing on the court. We’re definitely going to have to take a look at these games if the women are looking like this!

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Lindsay Lohan: Drunk, Sobbing, Freaked Out By Sex Scenes, Unstable on Set of The Canyons

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan was a complete mess on the set of The Canyons over the summer – even by her standards – according to a writer embedded in the indie production. Stephen Rodrick, who says he was allowed to chronicle the project, says he saw a seemingly drunk LiLo get in her car and drive off set after a boozing session. According to Rodrick, Lohan was out of control , acting like an utter disaster and initially fired from The Canyons after blowing off two days of filming. Rodrick says Lohan showed up outside the director’s hotel room, pounding on the door, hysterically crying and begging for her job back – for 90 MINUTES. Eventually, she was hired back … but things only got worse . Lohan began constantly criticizing producers and her co-stars, and got drunk before shooting a scene in which she would be simulating a four-way sex scene. After the scene, which featured real-life porn stars, producers offered Lindsay a hired car to drive her home … but she refused and drove off in her Porsche. According to Rodrick, whose report was publicized by TMZ this afternoon, producers “all hoped they would still have a lead actress in the morning.” In the article, Rodrick says Lindsay Lohan freaked about another sex scene in which she was supposed to get naked … and locked herself in a closet. Rodrick says the director had to beg her to do the scene and even stripped naked himself and had the crew do the same to show her it was no big deal. The gimmick worked, and Lohan filmed the 14-minute sex scene. Unfortunately, the hits just kept on coming, however. Lindsay partied with Lady Gaga one night until 5:30 a.m., when she had a 6:00 a.m. call time. She showed up at 9 a.m., but left soon after a doctor said she was too sick to film. Somehow, the film got made … and looks like the worst movie ever: The Canyons Teaser Trailer (’50s) The Canyons Teaser Trailer

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Rumor Mill: Is Beyonce FINALLY Claiming Kimmy Cakes As Her “Fam” Now That A Gut Full Of Yeezy Is On The Way?

Posted on January 8, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kaynye West Tweets “Fam” Photo Of Jay-Z, Beyonce, And Kim Kardashian Earlier this summer, the rumor mill was buzzing with talk that Beyonce was keeping her distance from the overnight girlfriend of her hubby Hov’s right hand man Kanye…aka Kim Kardashian. We cleared up that rumor with an exclusive report putting the alleged beef buzz to rest after Kimmy Cakes and Bey Bey were spotted rocking out together at the Made In America festival in September, but babydaddy-to-be Kanye looks to have just taken the confirmation a step further with this throwback photo from the 2012 BET Awards that he posted earlier this week: The long-standing bromance between Yeezy and Hov is no secret, so the fact that he captioned this pic “fam” might just mean the Carters are finally ready to play nice and let Kim into their illuminati circle…

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We Got Next: Technology Company Lenovo Unveils 27-Inch Touch Screen Tablet That Turns Into A Table!

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sounds like Apple might need to step up their game… Lenovo Unveils 27-Inch Tablet That Converts To A Gaming Table Apple might be makin’ it rain gadgets everytime we turn around, but they might need to take it up a few notches when this new convertible desktop table tablet hits the market this summer. via ABC News How badly have you wanted to turn your iPad or, better yet, touchscreen all-in-one PC into a table? OK, so maybe you haven’t thought of it. But don’t worry, Lenovo has. At CES 2013 the company unveiled its IdeaCentre Horizon, a 27-inch desktop all-in-one that transforms into a table. The all-in-one can actually be purchased with a separate table stand with wheels. But… why would you want to do that? It’s all about the software you can run on the desktop. Yes, it is a normal Windows 8 PC, but when you push the screen back so it lies flat, it automatically launches Lenovo’s own Aura software. So basically, the high priced ipad on steroids goes from this…. ……..to this The highlight of the machine is the game play. You can launch a series of tabletop games, including air hockey, Monopoly and even roulette, and the whole family can gather round to play. Lenovo will also sell physical game accessories, including e-dice, joysticks and strikers. Of course, all of that is going to cost you more than the average all-in-one. The Horizon will cost $1,699 when it goes on sale this summer. What say you, Bossipers? Would you cop this? Photo Credit: ABC News

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Hobie From Baywatch’s New Wife in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re wondering what happened to Hobie from Baywatch, you know because you were so into that show growing up, at least for masturbation purposes that you feel some sort of attachment to the guy, you know cuz while masturbating to the show….you’d get caught up in the storyline and while building up to climax….you’d be forced to hear his antics….making you feel like you know the guy…. Well, he’s been out getting married to a fitness model we can assume he met while working out, or maybe on a dating site for fit people against fat people, a site that if it doesn’t exist I should start, cuz despite being a fat dude, I hate fat chicks so much you’d think I wasn’t…. hater…. They are on the beach…as that is the common thread that is his life….

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Emanuela de Paula for Next Lingerie of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emanuela de Paula and what better way to celebrate a horrible winter wherever the fuck you are than by looking at a Brazilian model in her underwear cuz it’s Summer there…. She’s half white, half black, all Brazilian, all amazing….she calls herself a MULATO….which is a bad bad word that people think is racist now…up there with fag…but I guess it’s ok since she calls herself that…and it’s better than calling her a half breed….or Mommy’s jungle fever bi-product – am I right people? She’s actually done a ton of fucking work, especially for a 23 year old, I’ve just never heard of her, cuz guess what…I don’t track the fashion industry like a fag…or a mulato….oh those words…they burn my tongue when I say them…. All this to say….she’s a babe, even in half naked lingerie Catolog Shots for a company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret….catalog shots aka my favorite kind of photography…it is so creative and artistic….

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Justin Bieber Instagram Pics: Shirtless in Mexico!

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Justin Bieber is bringing sexy back to Instagram. Not long after the artist posted seductive Selena Gomez photos to the photo-sharing service, Bieber has gone ahead and teased followers with a new batch of hot pictures. Of himself! Shirtless! The images were snapped during Justin and Selena’s holiday trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Earlier in the month, the couple spent time in Utah with another young Hollywood tandem, Harry Styles and Taylor Swift . It looks like all is well in the world of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, as well as the world of Beliebers everywhere, thanks to these adorable new topless shots.

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