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Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Amy Schumer is single at the moment. How do we know this for certain? Because the comedian has told us so, in the most Amy Schumer way possible. The Trainwreck star accepted the Charlie Chaplin Brittania Award for Excellence in Comedy at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday and made X-rated remarks about her dating life in the process. Asked if she’s seeing anyone, for example, Schumer replied as follows: “No. My vagina remains vacant.” She then said the entrance fee is “at least five dollars,” which is a pretty outstanding deal, really. Schumer has sort of made it her thing to say outlandish things while accepting trophies. At the Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony this summer, she joked that she may weigh 160 pounds, but she can still ” catch a dick ” any time she wants. Then again, we doubt she was really joking. At the Peabody Awards in late May, meanwhile, Schumer made out with Tina Fey in stage. It was hot! In this case, Schumer went on to joke about the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, telling the audience: “Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.” This was followed by a long pause and then the quip: “You guys don’t have anal over the pond?” Man. Amy Schumer is the best. Here are many other reasons why we say this: View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Amy Schumer Hangs "Vacant" Sign from Her Vagina

Amy Schumer is single at the moment. How do we know this for certain? Because the comedian has told us so, in the most Amy Schumer way possible. The Trainwreck star accepted the Charlie Chaplin Brittania Award for Excellence in Comedy at the BAFTA Britannia Awards on Friday and made X-rated remarks about her dating life in the process. Asked if she’s seeing anyone, for example, Schumer replied as follows: “No. My vagina remains vacant.” She then said the entrance fee is “at least five dollars,” which is a pretty outstanding deal, really. Schumer has sort of made it her thing to say outlandish things while accepting trophies. At the Glamour UK Women of the Year ceremony this summer, she joked that she may weigh 160 pounds, but she can still ” catch a dick ” any time she wants. Then again, we doubt she was really joking. At the Peabody Awards in late May, meanwhile, Schumer made out with Tina Fey in stage. It was hot! In this case, Schumer went on to joke about the 1971 film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, telling the audience: “Watching the movie inspired my boyfriend at the time to take a trip up my chocolate river.” This was followed by a long pause and then the quip: “You guys don’t have anal over the pond?” Man. Amy Schumer is the best. Here are many other reasons why we say this: View Slideshow: 13 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer

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Olivia Culpo and Tim Tebow: Unexpected New Couple Alert!

Olivia Culpo has reportedly moved on from a singer to a signal caller. The former beauty pageant champion, who split from Nick Jonas this summer and openly talked about her subsequent heartbreak , is reportedly getting it on now with Tim Tebow. By which, of course, we mean that Culpo is getting her dinner and her movies on with the ex-NFL quarterback. Because Tebow is a virgin who is waiting until marriage before he enters any woman’s secret garden… if you know what we mean. “Tim’s super into her,” an insider tells Us Weekly of the Heisman Trophy winner. “It’s very new, but he thinks she is a goddess. He’s very attentive and writes her sweet notes all the time.” Of course Tim Tebow writes his girlfriend sweet notes all the time. Prior to his split from Culpo, Jonas himself wrote songs about the beauty, including the smash hit “Jealous.” Culpo even starred in Nick’s music video for that track. But we doubt the artist is shedding too many tears over this alleged new couple. According to various reports, he’s been knocking boots with Kate Hudson . So all is well that appears to have ended well for Olivia and Nick. We wish them both happiness in their ongoing relationships. View Slideshow: 28 Celebrities Who Have Dated Athletes

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Olivia Culpo and Tim Tebow: Unexpected New Couple Alert!

Kim Richards Avoids Jail Time AGAIN!

Back in August, Kim Richards was sentenced for kicking a cop who was attempting to arrest her for her drunk and disorderly conduct at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Today, Richards went before a judge again, this time to be sentenced for shoplifting from a Target store  over the summer. Once again, lady luck (along with an expensive legal team) was in the troubled Housewife’s corner. Instead of jail time, Richards was sentenced to 300 hours of community service, 52 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and three years probation. It’s the exact same sentence she received for the cop-kicking incident. It may sound like Kim is gonna be sitting through a lot AA meetings and spending the rest of her life picking up trash by the side of the freeway, but the judge decided to allow Kim to serve the sentence concurrently. So yeah, in his weird, roundabout way, he basically let Kim off scot-free. Of course, she’s banned from Target for life, but if you’ve ever intended to go in there for a new toothbrush and walked out with two full shopping carts an hour later, you know that might not be such a bad thing. Obviously, Kim got off incredibly easy, but at least it wasn’t a total slap on the wrist. After her first sentencing, Kim petitioned the court to allow her to do community service, instead of community labor, as she claimed that a knee injury made her unable to do the kind of crappy, menial work that she’s been paying other people to do her whole life. The judge wasn’t buying it, so Kim will be doing hard labor sometime in the next few months. Keep your eyes peeled for a Housewife in an orange jumpsuit if you’re driving along the 405. View Slideshow: 20 Really Big Real Housewives Scandals

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Three Dead After Car Crashes Into Crowd At College Homecoming Parade

Three people are dead after a car crashed into the crowd at the Oklahoma State University homecoming parade.

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Does 5SOS’ Album Really Sound Good AND Feel Good?

We evaluate 5 Seconds Of Summer’s New Album, Sounds Good Feels Good , to see if each track sounds good and/or feels good.

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Brandi Glanville: Booked for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for Season 6!

We’re very sorry, Bravo viewers. But you have not seen the last of Brandi Glanville on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Despite both sides confirming this summer that Glanville was done with the popular reality show (by her own volition, Glanville claimed ), insiders now tell Us Weekly that this isn’t exactly the case. No, the controversial star will not return as a full-time cast member. But, yes, Glanville has already filmed a few appearances on Season 6. “She’ll pop up here and there,” one source tells the tabloid of the awful 42-year old, who clashed big time last season with Kyle Richards, Lisa Vanderpump and Eilenne Davidson. Back in July, Glanville lashed out at former co-stars Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards after they implied that Bravo fired their hated rival. Brandi appeared on The Howard Stern show at the time and fought back against that assertion, referring to Vanderpump and Richards as cunts . Bravo, meanwhile, has not commented on Glanville’s rumored recurrence on Season 6, but it has confirmed two new women will be joining the cast: Kathryn Edwards, the ex-wife of NFL legend Marcus Allen; and Erika Jayne , a singer from Atlanta, Georgia, are both on board. Still, these additions weren’t enough in the eyes of those behind the scenes. “Producers brought [Brandi] back to bring in some drama and liven things up,” a second source tells Us Weekly. It’s safe to assume she will do both those things.

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Out Of Pocket: Officer Involved In Sandra Bland Case Tasers Black Texas Councilman

SMH… Texas Councilman Jonatan Miller Tasered A Texas councilman is making national headlines after he says he was unlawfully tasered outside his home. Jonathan Miller was arrested October 8 in Prairie View, Texas when officers stopped to question four men at his house in area where there was “drug activity.” After Miller says he stepped outside to defuse the situation, he was tasered by two officers–one of which is believed to have been involved in the arrest of Sandra Bland. Today.com reports: “I don’t feel like I did any of the things that I’m accused of,” councilman Jonathan Miller told NBC News. “I don’t feel like I should have been detained, or you know, arrested or anything.” Dramatic videos taken by one of Miller’s friends and the body camera worn by one of the police officers shows Miller, 26, being taken down by a Taser on Oct. 8. The incident involved a Prairie View officer with ties to Sandra Bland, who was found dead in her jail cell this summer. Miller insists he did nothing wrong, while police say he was Tasered for failing to comply with their orders. Police say they were on a routine patrol when they stopped at Miller’s house and approached four men for questioning in an area they say has often been found to be involved with drug activity. In the video, a male and female officer try to get him to put his hands behind his back and he refuses before being Tasered. “I knew the officer, (and) she knew me, so I figured if I let her know these are my guests, (it would) kind of lessen the tension,” Miller said. Miller has been charged with interfering with police and resisting arrest. The police are promising a full investigation. Wow! Even councilmen aren’t safe. What do YOU think about police harassing Jonathan Miller??/ Continue reading

Swirl Gone Sour: Jessie J Ends Baeship With Luke James Over Fear He Was Using Her For Fame

Jessie J And Luke James Break Up It’s a wrap for Jessie J and Luke James … Although we’re not quite sure y’all ever cared in the first place . Apparently Jessie J is wondering the same thing about Luke. According to Daily Mail reports: Jessie J has reportedly split with her boyfriend of almost a year amid fears their relationship wasn’t genuine. The Bang Bang hit-maker is believed to have parted ways with R&B singer Luke James because he was allegedly only dating her in the hope of ‘raising his profile in the music industry’. ‘Jessie fell hard for Luke, but over the summer she started having doubts,’ a source told The Sun. The report added that Luke, 31, has unfollowed the singer on Twitter. MailOnline has approached Jessie’s rep for comment. The Voice coach first confirmed she was dating the artist in November last year as the pair made their relationship Instagram official with a cute couple selfie. ‘My first ever official #mcm. My man. My crush. My Monday morning. So it’s only right,’ she captioned it. Throughout their 11-month romance, Jessie often gushed about her man online and her profile on the photo-sharing app was littered with sweet shots. Looks like Jessie J wasn’t the only one with her doubts… love is all you need ,when it's real — Luke James (@whoisLukejames) October 6, 2015 That’s the thing about these celebrity “relationships” — it’s hard to know when they are real or who is using who, or if they’re both using each other! We hate to see this take a turn for the worse though cuz we love us some Luke James! Hit the flip for photos of the former couple in happier times. Instagram/Twitter

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Calum Hood Put Together A Rad AF Playlist For You To Jam Out To

5 Seconds Of Summer’s Calum Hood shared a public Spotify playlist titled, “For You, From Me” featuring songs from The Maine, All Time Low, Bob Marley, Walk The Moon, and more.

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