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Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry… It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits… I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded… I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…

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Lily Allen TOpless in 2010 of the DAy

I wasn’t a fan of Lily Allen in 2010 when these pictures were taken, and I am sure as hell not a fan of her 4 years and 3 kids later…. She annoyed me then with her bullshit pop career that wasn’t one of talent, but rather one with the right connections, all quirky and bullshit that made me want to rip my ears out every time I heard her garbage… She annoys me now that she’s mocking Miley and other popstars who are at the pop star age, despite being in her 30s, and too old to really be doing this high school caliber nonsense, even if it makes her money…it’s silly and not of any value, other than that it allows her to twerk on stage with more of a reason than just wanting to twerk on stage – you know she does it cuz she is making fun of it…obviously… So seeing her tits in 2010 or now, makes no difference to me…but tits are tits and tits are worth looking at…so here are her tits…TITS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Luci Ford is the Greatest thing I’ve Ever Seen Ever of the Day

I am in love with LUCI FORD …I know very little about her, other than that I just followed her on Instagram, which happens to be the place I find all my girlfriends who ultimately end up blocking me because they misinterpret my love letters and requests for a date, or wedding and baby emoji’s saying that our future is so bright…as being creepy… Girls just don’t understand true love. They all want it – in theory – but none actually embrace when someone is open enough to give it… I have a feeling that Luci Ford is the future, I just don’t know in what, I just know that if she wears those shorts, it sure as hell better be long walks up stairs in front of me…That kind of shit is worth having a heart attack over… All this to say, I’m in love.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Entourage Cleavage of the Day

When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a ridiculous push up bra to distract from the fact that you’re pushing 40… She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits, and not bother talking about how this Entourage movie she’s on may be a disaster since no one really wants to see a bunch of 40 year olds ripping lines and fucking young girls…or old girls like Emanuelle Chriqui trying to stay young because that’s the only acting jobs she gets…and really who cares..there’s cleavage and I like cleavage..and so do you.

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Brody Jenner Takes a Shot at His Ex Instagram Model Bryana Holly of the Day

I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another… I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly… But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them… It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame… So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle… Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.

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Miranda Kerr Does Instagram of the Day

The best Miranda Kerr story I have heard from people in the fashion industry, I’m talking her management, is that she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, the company that made her, despite my original thought that she let her ego get the best of her and she didn’t want to be known as a Victoria’s Secret girl forever so she quit situation… Well it turns out that last year at the fashion show, she had sex with Bieber. Take that in for a second, the married, and marketed as happily married Victoria’s Secret model, who they all loved because she was a family woman with an A-List husband, banged Bieber…because I guess you can’t believe everything you read or see…in the media…it’s all fucking lies… Now I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure as hell better be, because it makes for an amazing story…and whenever I see her with her kid or husband I laugh…but not as much as Bieber’s laughing cuz he’s been up in this…

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Miranda Kerr Does Instagram of the Day

The best Miranda Kerr story I have heard from people in the fashion industry, I’m talking her management, is that she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, the company that made her, despite my original thought that she let her ego get the best of her and she didn’t want to be known as a Victoria’s Secret girl forever so she quit situation… Well it turns out that last year at the fashion show, she had sex with Bieber. Take that in for a second, the married, and marketed as happily married Victoria’s Secret model, who they all loved because she was a family woman with an A-List husband, banged Bieber…because I guess you can’t believe everything you read or see…in the media…it’s all fucking lies… Now I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure as hell better be, because it makes for an amazing story…and whenever I see her with her kid or husband I laugh…but not as much as Bieber’s laughing cuz he’s been up in this…

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Put On Blast: Former Friend Says Nicci “Struggle” Gilbert Jacked R&B Divas Concept From Him

Damn Nicci, this just hasn’t been your week. Nicci Gilbert Accused Of Stealing R&B Divas The beyotch can’t design a fashion line and she sure as hell isn’t the driving force behind a hit show. Nicci is like a half dead fish struggling for air or in her case she is struggling to stay relevant. According to Rhymes With Snitch According to a former friend and business partner Nicci Gilbert stole the concept of R&B Divas… In an interview with The Beat Drops Radio Jason “The Diva Maker” Williams claims R&B Divas executive producer Nicci Gilbert actually stole the concept for the show from him and Tony Terry’s wife Laronda Dison-Terry. Jason says the devious Nicci you see on TV is Nicci through and through. Jason also spills tea on Nicci claiming she moved to Atlanta to be closer to her lover, Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree Whitfield’s ex husband Bob. Hoe you running around with cockeyed Bob Whitfield? SMH. Maybe Nicci can brush off that dusty weave and thirst bucket status and give us some great music instead of being put on blast for dumb ish.

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Never Too Much Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the DAy

I can never have too much Candice Swanepoel, even if the pictures of her are fucking boring, staged the same as every other pic, with a little black background to add some flavor to an otherwise identical shoot to every other shoot she has done, because adding the black background is as far as those Victoria’s Secret organized assholes go, and even that probably took a year of planning and pitching from an eager new employee with a vision that finally came true, when really this Candice babe is a puppet, willing to put her legs over her head while naked, if the photographer told her to. What a waste, but the kind of waste I don’t mind trying to masturbate to.

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Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl…. I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.

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