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You Really Find Kate Upton a Babe? of the Day

It amazes me that Kate Upton is taken seriously in the model world….every single time I look at her pics…I see lies the media is feeding me…I mean she doesn’t even have a nice face…it’s almost bloated and fucking retard looking…..and she sure as hell doesn’t have a nice body…she’s just tall so her 160 lbs of her seems lean…she’s also just 19 and her metabolism hasn’t shut the fuck down yet…but I see a Rosie O’Donnell in her everytime I look at her…and not in a Rosie O’Donnell is a dyke a fucks young bitches kind of way…in a her pantsize will be the fucking same….seriously people…consider this a protest…like I’m PETA and she’s a slaughterhouse or fur….stop caring about her tits enough to make her millions…when there are so many tits out there who actually deserve millions…send her back to the barn she came from….

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India Reynolds Nude Outtakes of the Day

I know these Glamour models don’t matter in any fucking way at all…I know that they are relativley insignificant…I know that posting them is just encouraging them to be lazy and rely on posing topless until it is too late…and I know that’s exactly why I do it…I don’t care what they do, or who they are…I just wanna stare at their tits…and luckily, someone who isn’t me is paying them to do just that…It must be the Holiday Season…cuz Santa Claus is coming…no wait that’s me….Ewww.

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Stella Hudgens Looks Like Fun of the Day

Stella Hudgens looks like a lot of fun…she’s underage and partying at an event I can only assume serves booze to girls who are underage because when they wear outfits like this…they might as well be 20…you know it’s the good old “officer, she had tits, was in a bar, and gave head like a 25 year old, how was I supposed to know she was 16″…it always gets you off…literally. What it comes down to is that she’s taking all the right cues from her sister, the underage nude model, Vanessa Hudgens and that to me…is amazing…always upstage the older sibling…so daddy and mommy notice me…especially if the older sibling you’re upstaging is naughty and your upstaging involves being more naughty… Looks like she’s hanging with the right crowd… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Wendy Williams Hides her Dick for PETA of the DAy

What the fuck is this about…I don’t even know who Wendy Williams is…I think maybe she’s a radio host or TV host…but know that this shouldn’t have happened… I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing naked in Animal propaganda ad campaigns…when they are barely human…at least in terms of physical appearance.. Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never but me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….forcing me to defend myself through the only weapon i have…my words… Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. I don’t care how many cute animals this saved, it’d have more impact if it was requesting people donate to get Wendy Williams in a sweat suit.

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Dioni Tabbers Hot Nipples for HERO UK 2013 of the Day

DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people… This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.

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Dioni Tabbers Hot Nipples for HERO UK 2013 of the Day

DIONI TABBBERS is some low level, insignificant, yet packaged as up-and-coming- cuz that is code word for “Maybe she’s make it” and as far as I am concerned she sure as hell should make it…cuz she gets naked for it….and that’s pretty much the right kind of eagerness…even if her other job option was working in some redlight district brothel in her home country, the Netherlands…..cuz fashion porn isn’t porn at all…it’s fashion people… This is a shoot for Hero UK….some magazine…that I love…but maybe cuz the late 70s early 80s erotica…reminds me of my molested as a child childhood…Good times.

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Mischa Barton is a Pig in a Pink Bikini of the Day

Mischa Barton is a dump truck of a woman…she’s one of those sleeper fat chicks who looks ok in clothes, but the second you get her naked or in a bikini her years of self hatred and self abuse start to shine the fuck through…rugged as fuck…one of those better off swimming at an indoor private pool, cuz this mom body just don’t make fucking sense, and it sure as hell isn’t appropriate to flaunt…..the worst. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Irina Shayk for S Moda May 2012 of the Day

Irina Shayk is modeling lingerie or bathing suits or whatever the fuck these are and she looks fucking hot…you know the kind of girl I’d agree to meet off the internet, even though I have a strict policy of not meeting anyone off the internet, because the internet scares me and is filled with abnormal people…..and it makes me nervous when they are posing as hot bitches….willing to meet me…cuz either they aren’t hot bitches at all….or if they happen to be hot bitches…they sure as hell aren’t stable…I attract the weird ones even via blog post….and I just don’t wanna get murdered….I mean unless it is by Irina Shayk, but she’s no longer in that territory…she’s all famous and snobby and wanted by rich and famous dudes….the days of ordering her Russian ass out of a catalog are done….Sad.

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Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Stephanie Pratt Useless but in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Pratt is one of those sloppy skinny girls you call a slim fat…sure she is luckier than most american pigs who break IKEA furniture by sitting on it as the shit isn’t re-inforced for their kind….those dainty Swedes…..But she sure as hell isn’t fit or tight bodied…which leads me to naturally assume she fucking sucks in bed….you know all weak and loose skinned….laying on your dick cuz she’s out of breath unable to finish the task at hand like some kind of useless pile of bones and flab…which is appropriate because based on her career that is really only one line item and that line item is being on The Hills or as I like to call it the less socially relevant and less culturally rich version of Jersey Shore for white boring people….it’s pretty clear that’s accurate…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THINK LINK

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