Fetty’s Famously Messy Love Life Fertile Trap King Fetty Wap had an incredible 2015 filled with smash hits and baby mamas who seem to be falling from the sky to the point where we’ve compiled a handy-dandy catalog for anyone struggling to keep up with the Grammy-nominated crooner’s scandalous love life. Hit the flip for a look into Fetty’s hilariously messy love life.
Fetty’s Famously Messy Love Life Fertile Trap King Fetty Wap had an incredible 2015 filled with smash hits and baby mamas who seem to be falling from the sky to the point where we’ve compiled a handy-dandy catalog for anyone struggling to keep up with the Grammy-nominated crooner’s scandalous love life. Hit the flip for a look into Fetty’s hilariously messy love life.
Tweets That Became A Reality Life is crazy. So crazy that you can actually tweet things into reality for the world to see. No, seriously. It happens. Often. And we have the eerily foreshadow-y tweets to prove it. Hit the flip for a collection of (lucky) people who tweeted things into reality.
Hilarious Reactions To Khaled’s Classic Jet Ski Adventure Beloved SnapChat philosopher DJ Khaled shattered the internet after swerving into the dark unknown on his trusty jet ski in yet another legendary chapter of his must-follow SnapChat account. Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Dr. Khaled getting lost at sea.
Instagram Vs. Meek Mill Who shows up to a star-studded GQ event in his flyest “run to the store right quick”-outfit? Meek Mill does, of course, in quite possibly the most L-filled year in modern Rap history. Hit the flip for YET ANOTHER hilarious Meek Mill dragging on IG.
Spike Lee’s bizarro soul-burner Chi-Raq is the best film of 2015 that elevates Black cinema to bold new heights. OK, I’m lying. But it’s definitely not as unwatchable, exploitative and culturally aloof as the trollish trailer suggests. Splashed with stunning visuals, infectious energy and powerful performances, Chi-Raq actually works (sometimes) as one big shake of the post-racial table that punches viewers in the face with ugly inner-city realities. Based on the ancient Greek play Lysistrata (where a brave revolutionary convinces the women of Greece to withhold sex to end a war), the never boring Chi-Raq delves into Chicago’s bullet-torn streets with a fearless gusto rarely seen in widely released films. Held together by an incredible cast, the film centers around impossibly gorgeous stunner “Lysistrata” (Teyonah Parris) who looks like a million IG likes and reluctantly leads the “No Peace, No P*ssy” revolution after an innocent girl is shot dead in the streets. Jennifer Hudson plays the slain girl’s grieving mother (“Irene”) beautifully in a courageous role that gives the film depth and purpose. There’s also a lean-sippy, trap-rappy gang leader “Chi-Raq” (Nick Cannon), white megachurch pastor “Father Corridan” (John Cusack), one-eyed weirdo gang leader named “Cyclops” (Wesley Snipes), steely neighborhood matriarch “Miss Helen” (Angela Bassett) and a hilarious cameo by Dave Chappelle. A giddy Samuel L. Jackson (“Dolmedes”) narrates the film with strangely profound prose in a colorful array of stolen Steve Harvey suits. He’s hilarious. His suits deserve an Oscar nomination. None of this makes sense in the trailer but somehow comes together in the actual film where Chi-Raq leads the Spartan gang (when he’s not shirtless and rapping terribly) in an ongoing war with the Trojan gang lead by Cyclops (who giggles and wears bedazzled eyepatches). If this sounds corny, it absolutely is, along with everyone speaking in rhyme (which you’ll either hate or…hate). Why Spike chose this “edgy” dialogue style, we may never know, but it’s mostly aggravating and deflates key scenes. I blame Empire . Spike, why mayne? The warring Trojans and Spartans represent the gun violence plaguing the city that Lysistrata hopes to end with her global sex strike. Lysistrata is also Chi-Raq’s boo. Imagine a Trap Dr. Suess. That’s how Chi-Raq speaks to Lysistrata with fire in his eyes. Relationship goals. But, naturally, things get complicated. “Miss Helen” serves as Chi-Raq ’s loudest voice of reason who inspires “Lysistrata” to lead the revolution. White pastor “Father Corridan” adds to Spike’s looming message with a must-see sermon that completely breaks down inner-city gun violence. Both characters, along with “Lily” (Jennifer Hudson), drive Spike’s uncomfortably potent points home. Overall, Chi-Raq is a beautiful trainwreck oozing with Black excellence. Angela Bassett, Teyonah Parris and Jennifer Hudson are excellent. The cinematography and costume design are phenomenal. Nick Cannon is shockingly tolerable as “Chi-Raq” proving that anything is, indeed, possible. Many will HATE Spike’s “mid-life masterpiece” filled with one-dimensional caricatures, sloppy “satire” and throngs of objectified women while others will leave the theatre with a newfound urge to fight gun violence in their community (or at least discuss it). It’s classic Spike—heavy-handed, poignant and completely ridiculous with daring scenes that confront the purple elephants in the room. For the past several weeks, various thought leaders have expressed serious concerns based on a 2-minute trailer and vowed to boycott the movie. A “problematic” movie that no one in Hollywood would touch for obvious reasons. A “problematic” movie that’s also a must-see. At no point is Spike disrespectful to Chicagoans furious with the film’s controversial title that’s addressed in an unforgettable scene where Angela Bassett fiercely dismantles the upsetting nickname to its bitter core. Throughout Chi-Raq , Spike shows the gritty elegance of a city ravaged by violence and connects victims—some confined to wheelchairs and others the parents of slain children—to an audience that, honestly, needs to see this. There are mentions of everything from Black Lives Matter to Charleston church shooter Dylann Roof sprinkled in a film where cops ask why they should care about us if we’re killing each other and shut down in a way that’s worth the price of admission alone. Spike has been dragged to oblivion over his controversial comments about “Black-on-Black crime” and its devastating impact on our community. And yes, “Black-on-Black crime” is a handy-dandy deflection tactic that derails discussions. But Spike, like many before him, has a point (kinda) that boils over in Chi-Raq . When will we, as a people, be open to discussing gun violence in our community? Not mythical “Black-on-Black crime” but actual violence tearing families and communities apart. Every day, hundreds march to protest gun violence in gang-riddled cities but is that enough? Why boycott a film that at least pushes this conversation to the forefront? We can discuss institutional racism, the prison industrial complex and police brutality but never solutions to a growing epidemic? This past May, there were a record-breaking 43 homicides in Baltimore . 43. In one month. And, according to the film, 7,356 in Chicago from 2001 to date. Is it really wrong (and deflective) to question why there’s no outrage over this? The same level of (understandable) outrage that fuels the Black Lives Matter movement when racist cops murder innocent young men and women? Why is even asking these questions (especially on social media) so contentious? Spike may not have the answers (I counted 0) but he sparked an essential debate with an important film (if nothing else) that everyone should see for themselves in a truly incredible year for Black film.
Welcome To DJ Khaled’s World Super DJ-turned-Snapchat philosopher DJ Khaled is the hottest (and greasiest) snapper alive who deserves an award (or medal or special certificate) for inspiring everyone to be better human beings in this crazy world. Hit the flip for a look into the wonderful world of DJ Khaled.
Rawse Sparks Hilarious Chaos Ricky Rawse took a break from babysitting stay-at-home play toy Lira Galore to fire alleged shots at Drake (and Weezy or Baby) on “Color Money” off his upcoming album “Black Market” in an obvious promo ploy that fueled endless hilarity across social media. Hit the flip for a look into the Rawse-fueled Twitter chaos.
Khloe Kardashian Contracts Staph Infection In Lamar’s Hospital Khloe Kardashian’s polygamist lifestyle appears to be catching up to her. While she’s been juggling dates with new-boo James Harden and wifely hospital duties for husband Lamar Odom on top of her own book tour …she has picked up a harmful infection with a nasty lesion. Via TMZ : Khloe Kardashian contracted a serious staph infection at the hospital where Lamar Odom is laid up, and it’s so bad she’s had to cancel a portion of her book tour. Lamar has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. for a month, and Khloe has been a frequent visitor. We’re told Khloe has a lesion on her leg which became incredibly painful. She developed a high fever, swollen glands. She’s also sweating profusely with intermittent chills. One very connected source tells TMZ, “It’s so scary. She’s so sick.” Khloe cancelled several appearances for her book promotion, tweeting, “I’m sick & dr’s orders are that I need to lay low until we narrow down what’s wrong.” How gross. Hopefully Khloe gets better…but what is up with this hospital’s cleanliness that a frequent visitor can just pick up infections so easily??
Hip-Hop Heavies Packed PlayStation Theater Nov. 17 For Global Spin Awards; Swizz Beatz Honored For Selling 300 Million Records Swizz Beatz went from show host to award winner during a surprise tribute at the Global Spin Awards. The producer was in the middle of reading from the teleprompter during the awards – known as the Grammy awards for DJs – when out came his old label mates the Lox, as well as his mother, father, uncle and wife Alicia Keys. They presented him with three plaques to represent the 300 million records he’d sold in his career. “He had just surpassed the 300 million record mark, and we thought that was the perfect opportunity that he would be unaware of, that would be extremely heartfelt and extremely special,” show founder Shawn Prez told BOSSIP. Beatz apparently had no idea that he’d get the nod, and looked genuinely surprised, tearing up a little bit as he accepted the plaques. The special moment was one of many at the Global Spin Awards Nov. 17 at the PlayStation Theater in NYC. The Rev. Jesse Jackson Dr, 2Chainz, T-Pain, Timabaland and Jonathan Cheban watched DJ Envy win DJ of the Year, Mark Ronson cinch the Breaking Barriers Award and DJ Carisma win Female of the Year. Hip-hop pioneers Melle Mel, Kurtis Blow, Grandmaster Caz and Busy Bee presented their peer Afrikaa Bambaataa with a lifetime achievement award. After the show, guests headed a few blocks away to Fabolous and DJ Mustard’s after party at Stage 48, where Ty Dolla $ign performed. The awards will air Nov. 24 on REVOLT. Hit the flip for more awards show pics: