No Chill Gil Fires Shots At Dusty Auntie Thotties King Savagey McInstaFingers Gilbert Arenas kicked off NBA All-Star weekend by letting his petty Draco BLAM at “older” thotties plotting on crashing the festivities and pushing young snacks out the way to snag a baller in yet another classic No Chill Gil moment that has Twitter in a tizzy. Hit the flip to peep No Chill Gil’s latest InstaPetty pop-off (and reactions).
Joy-Anna Duggar, the latest member of her family to enter into a courtship, is already making the most of her time with Austin Forsyth. If you know what we mean!! NOTE : We don’t mean Joy-Anna Duggar breaking courtship rules , actually. She may well be, but that’s not the crux of this new report. “We’ve gotten to experience so much already in our relationship,” Joy-Anna, 19, says in the latest issue of People magazine. Again, we are not talking about rumors that Austin got Joy-Anna Duggar pregnant , which would rival some of Josh’s scandals. Not in terms of being terrible human beings, but in terms of the Internet breakage that would follow if such a true story broke. Their courtship sounds pretty vanilla, to hear her tell it. “Lots of church ministries, road trips, hiking, hunting and remodeling houses together,” Joy-Anna says of her boyfriend of several months. She and Austin Forsyth , who announced their courtship in November, have a unique relationship by Duggar standards, in that they met long ago. More than 15 years ago, as a matter of fact, when his family moved to Arkansas and started attending the Duggars’ church with the family. “It’s really special that I got to grow up with him and my family knows him really well,” says Joy-Anna of her future husband (call it a hunch). Three of her sisters (Jill, Jessa and Jinger) have already been through the courtship process, so she’s getting plenty of advice from them. Every relationship is different, of course, but there are themes. “Watching my sisters go through that with their courtships sets a really good example,” says the Counting On star of navigating this. “I was able to ask them just a lot of questions and wisdom about what they did and didn’t do and then just making it special,” she adds. “Showing him how much I appreciate him, it’s been amazing.” As for if (or let’s be honest, when) she’ll walk down the aisle? “I’m not sure when the next step will come,” she admits. “You would have to ask Austin what he’s thinking and my dad, but I’m excited to see what God has in store for us in the next year.” If you watch Counting On online , you know this isn’t anything new. Jim Bob calls the shots, though there has been resistance of late. Jinger Duggar and Jeremy Vuolo can attest to that. Those two seemed to relish in pushing the envelope with Jim Bob throughout the process; Jessa even threw shade at Jinger for this. As far as Joy-Anna and Austin are concerned, some sources say they’ve been an item for well over a year, and have been … intimate. “Despite this ‘courting’ nonsense, Joy-Anna and Austin have actually been having sex together for a year,” says a source close to the family. The Duggars not only forbid premarital sex, obviously, but non-married couples aren’t permitted to engage in any kind of physical contact. Seriously. Full-frontal hugs are not allowed in Tontitown. The insider says Joy-Anna and Austin made it clear from the start – not unlike Jinger and Jeremy – that they will be charting their own path. View Slideshow: 13 Things BANNED in the Duggar Family Says the family insider, in the understatement of all time: “Jim Bob and Michelle can preach all they want about their children’s chastity, but the plain fact is that their kids are like anyone else’s.” “[By] the late teens, their hormones are raging.” “Joy-Anna is no different, and she and Austin [are] way past the hand-holding stage,” says the source, alleging the aforementioned rumor. “It led to them getting the fright of their young lives.” Again, Joy-Anna is not pregnant, and there’s scant evidence that she and Austin, hormonally charged as they may be, have gone there. Still, it seems like Jim Bob is slowly (okay, very slowly, but noticeably) may be losing his grip on power with each passing year and courtship. View Slideshow: Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar: 5 Tips for a Healthy Marriage
As you know — seriously, there's no way in the world you haven't heard about this, not one single way — Beyonce is pregnant. With twins. She made the surprise announcement on February 1st (the first day of Black History Month!!!), and the world has been reeling ever since. And the reeling shows no signs of stopping. Actually, it almost certainly won't stop until at least five years after the twins are born. Oh, what a time to be alive … And also, what a time to check out all the hilarious, wise, and insightful things that Beyonce's biggest fans are saying about them twins! 1. A Hopeful Fan Surely we can all identify with this, right? To live and grow in the womb of Beyonce … 2. The Dream … Seriously, just imagine being in there. Not in a creepy way, in a … OK, no, there’s no way for that NOT to be creepy. 3. “Can You Not?” Listen, this is a very special time for us all. It’s important to be so respectful and caring to all our brothers and sisters right now. 4. A Brilliant Idea Do what you have to do, ladies. 5. An Undeniable Fact While Beyonce’s pregnant, we should probably all work on coming to terms with the fact that these twins are likely to rule our entire universe one day. Adjust accordingly. 6. More Facts The truth hurts, doesn’t it? So, SO bad. View Slideshow
Hilarious Christmas Memes It’s that magical time of year where we blow money we don’t have in the spirit of giving, eat terribly with a smile and laugh at all the hilarious petty tweets/memes flooding the internet while ignoring our families. Ah yes, gotta love Christmas! Hit the flip for the funniest Christmas tweets and memes (so far).
Lucas Holiday has gone viral with his soulful Maxwell rendition while cashiering at the Dollar General. Now, Maxwell brought the pale brother on stage with him to impress folks….and he killed it. https://twitter.com/shane_cotton/status/799852529685237760/video/1
The Internet Vs. Kanye (AGAIN) If Kanye wasn’t canceled over his cringe-worthy pro-Trump comments , he definitely is now after firing shots at Queen Bey (who he claims rigged the VMAs) during quite possibly the worst (and shortest) show of his career where he spazzed out, dissed music royalty (AGAIN) and dipped after only a few songs. Hit the flip for another hilariously petty episode of Everybody Hates Kanye.
Salty White People Vs. Solange It’s been a rough week for racist white people who suffered (teehee!) through Queen Bey’s beautifully Black girl magical Country Music Awards takeover /epic Hillary rally and Solange’s stunningly melaniny SNL performances proving YET AGAIN that racism is alive and well in “post-racial America.” Hit the flip to peep the delicious white tears (and must-see dragging) over Solo’s SNL appearance.
Salty White People Vs. Solange It’s been a rough week for racist white people who suffered (teehee!) through Queen Bey’s beautifully Black girl magical Country Music Awards takeover /epic Hillary rally and Solange’s stunningly melaniny SNL performances proving YET AGAIN that racism is alive and well in “post-racial America.” Hit the flip to peep the delicious white tears (and must-see dragging) over Solo’s SNL appearance.