NCIS: Los Angeles star LL Cool J confronted a burglary suspect in his home early this morning and took the dude down with his own hands … which shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who has ever seen LL Cool J. The suspect allegedly broke into LL’s LA-area home around 2 a.m. Unfortunately for him, he tripped the alarm and LL was home at the time. After hearing commotion downstairs and investigating, LL called the cops … then physically took the guy down and restrained him until officers arrived. The actor is reportedly fine, but the suspect, who will be booked for burglary, suffered a few scrapes and bruises. Again, to the surprise of no one. Talk about picking the wrong house to rob. Next time, just do a little research and rob anyone Lindsay Lohan knows. She’ll probably get blamed! [Photo: WENN.com]
Aungh!! Rick Ross Covers Rolling Stone Magazine He’s the William Howard Taft of the rap game, the guy T-Pain once called “Boss” 20 times in 11 seconds, the only man alive with a diamond-encrusted medallion of his own face: Rick Ross, whose latest album, God Forgives, I Don’t, debuted atop the the charts to cement his star status. For the cover story of the new issue of Rolling Stone, which hits newsstands on Friday, August 17th, writer Josh Eells followed in Ross’ considerable shadow as the rapper hustled from radio interviews to strip-club bashes in the buildup to the album release. Ross suggests that the seizures he suffered late last year were probably the result of smoking too much kush: “I’m most definitely an avid user, a pothead, however you want to look at it. I call it green caviar. It’s like a short vacation – it helps me chill out. And people really love it when I chill out, because I can really be a d**khead.” Source Hit the flipper to read Rozay’s comments on his correctional officer past and other topics.
Avril Lavigne Spotted Getting Close To Female Friend On Mexican Vacation Guess Brody Jenner wasn’t properly equipped to keep Avril Lavigne happy. The pop singer was spotted in Mexico getting really close to a lady friend. Hmmm. Maybe they’re just playing around? Or do y’all think Avril is hittin’ that??? SplashNews
He hasn’t made any excuses, why should you?? Oscar Pistorius Will Become The First Double-Amputee To Run In Olympics Oscar Pistorius, a double amputee known as the Blade Runner, will get to compete in the London Olympic Games in not only the 1,600-meter relay but also his favorite event, the 400 meters. South Africa named Pistorius, 25, to the team as a competitor in the 400, making him the first amputee track athlete to compete in the Olympics. Pistorius was born without a fibula in both legs, leading to the amputation of each leg halfway between the knee and ankle. He now has artificial limbs that are made of carbon fiber. The spring-like step in his stride was considered an unfair advantage of able-bodied athletes and in 2007 the governing body of track and field, the International Association of Athletics Federations, amended its rules to ban the use of “any technical device that incorporates springs, wheels or any other element that provides a user with an advantage over another athlete not using such a device.” But the Court of Arbitration, an international group that settles disputes, ruled in 2008 that Pistorius did not have an unfair advantage over able-bodied athletes. Pistorius, though, did not qualify for the Beijing Games. Pistorius ran a personal-best 45.07 seconds last year and opened this year with a 45.20, both Olympic-qualifying times. But South Africa’s Olympic-qualifying guidelines demanded he run 45.30 or better at one more international meet before last Saturday to seal a spot in the 400. He missed that time by less than a quarter of a second in his final qualifying race at the African Championships. “Today is truly one of the proudest days of my life,” Pistorius said after South African sports officials placed him on the nation’s Olympic team despite falling short of their stringent qualifying standards Helluva testament to not giving up and following your dreams, way to go Oscar. Image via AP Source
Jef Holm. Sean Lowe . Chris Bukowski. Arie Luyendyk, Jr. The Bachelorette field now is down to these four aspiring husbands for Emily Maynard, and the lovely rose-giver is clearly starting to wilt under the pressure. The promo below, for next week’s hometown dates, begins to show clips of her meeting the respective guys’ families and … cut to emotional breakdown. Despite host-pimp Chris Harrison’s best efforts to console her, Emily simply can’t bear the thought of cutting one of the four loose, even if she must. Who will it be? Or will there be another surprise? Watch: The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 8 Promo (Hometown Dates) Follow this link to see who makes her final three (allegedly), and comment with who you think Maynard should choose on the upcoming season finale.
Jef Holm. Sean Lowe . Chris Bukowski. Arie Luyendyk, Jr. The Bachelorette field now is down to these four aspiring husbands for Emily Maynard, and the lovely rose-giver is clearly starting to wilt under the pressure. The promo below, for next week’s hometown dates, begins to show clips of her meeting the respective guys’ families and … cut to emotional breakdown. Despite host-pimp Chris Harrison’s best efforts to console her, Emily simply can’t bear the thought of cutting one of the four loose, even if she must. Who will it be? Or will there be another surprise? Watch: The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 8 Promo (Hometown Dates) Follow this link to see who makes her final three (allegedly), and comment with who you think Maynard should choose on the upcoming season finale.
Who’s bright fawkin’ idea was THIS?!?! Atlanta Fulton County Jail Uses Inmates To Test New Locks Jailers in Atlanta have a challenge for inmates: Get past the new locks being tested on cell doors and win free food. Officials have been trying to figure out what to do about hundreds of locks which can be jammed at the Fulton County Jail, allowing inmates to get to each other. Adger says jailers are choosing experienced lock beaters, to try to beat the new locks. County Commissioner Tom Lowe has said the lock issue has been blown out of proportion, but others say it puts inmates at risk of being attacked by other prisoners. Ya THINK?!?! There had to have been a better way to run tests than this. Image via Shutterstock Source
I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fucking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fucking shirt, instead of being lazy about shit, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet… All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fucking viral with this bitch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini. I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple….. Here’s the video….
Octomom’s biggest accomplishment or at least her best decisions, besides having an insane amount of kids that made her famous, even though she didn’t think that one through, is making the move into porn….. If she had half a brain, which I am not sure she does, she’d have got vaginal reconstructive surgery prior to doing porn, but I can’t tell, cuz the company promoting this, is saving the clown car pussy as the surprise, all I get to see is s stubbly asshole and some rockin tits on a muppet looking face…. Staging her jerking off in front of kids clothes was a nice fucking touch…porn is so original, subtle, classy, and elegant….like a trailer park on food stamp day….or welfare check day….when everyone’s going nuts for cheese puffs and cheap beer….. All this to say, glad I saw these, will watch the porn, but doubt I’ll be jerking off to it, I’ll save that for when she gets hooked on this shit and starts doing gangbang records….since she’s already broke records of things coming out of her cunt, might as well break some with things going in it… Here are the highly anticipated by the weirdos pics….
My, my, such hostility… Miguel Warns Other Artists About Biting His Style Miguel has a stern warning for the competition: Stay out of his lane or he will “f**k you up.” The R&B crooner is taking a tough stance when it comes to his music and those who try to imitate his style. The 25-year-old is currently in the studio working on the follow-up to his 2010 debut All I Want Is You. “It’s definitely a progressive album,” he told Mina SayWhat on Philadelphia radio station Power 99. “I would describe it as being progressive in the sense that I’m taking a lot of my more alternative influences and incorporating them.” Over the past few months he released his trilogy of Art Dealer Chic micro EPs to give fans a taste of his new direction. “‘Adorn’ is a great segway because it’s very soulful, but still has some alternative elements,” he said. “I think that’s what makes it really cool. It’s a very honest representation of where I’m at, but it’s just a segway.” But those who attempt to adopt his sound should take caution. “I’m just gonna say, ‘Don’t nobody out there step into my fu**in’ lane. Stay where you’re at,’” he warned. “I’m a competitive person and what I’m saying is I’m solidifying my lane and don’t fu**ing come over here ’cause I will f**k you up.” He explained himself further. “I want everyone to express themselves in a unique way. I’m saying that in an aggressive way ’cause that’s how I really feel, but what I mean by that is find your own thing to do and create your own lane.” Don’t expect many features on his sophomore album. “I’m a man who wants to stand on his own two feet. I don’t need a fu**ing co-sign. I don’t need that shit,” he said, while adding, “I can’t tell you who I may feature on this next album, but I guarantee you that it will be unexpected.” While we love Miguel and his music, we don’t think he’s exactly the most intimidating person in the world… Image via WENN Via Rap-Up
