I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90 and all. I respect that unlike other 90 year old bitches who have even a worse body than Kylie the Cancer survivor, she’s in the one piece…rather than half naked in a bikini….not that I mind anyone in a bikini…I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on… I get it, old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they really always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines…take the high road…and remember your bikini days are behind you….and now all you have to look forward to is death.
It’s official… and it’s beautiful. In an interview with E! News this week, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak goes into detail about all she loves about husband Kroy Biermann, starting with the fact that he’s legally adopted her daughters Brielle, 16, and Ariana, 12. “I don’t know if I could love anybody else’s children as much as Kroy loves the girls,” Zolciak says . “I just don’t know if I have it in me.” The reality star also says she wasn’t looking for a relationship when she met the Atlanta Falcons defense end, but she just couldn’t resist the athlete’s rear end. “When I saw his butt, I have never in my life seen a butt like that,” she said. “But again I didn’t really think anything. I just thought, ‘Wow he’s got a really cute butt and a million-dollar smile.’ I love big wide smiles. His energy was great, but ‘OK, I’m filming, I’m working, I gotta go’ and that was my mindset.” But one thing led to another, her girls fell for Biermann and here they are, expecting yet another child together. Says Kroy: “My house isn’t going to be as clean as it was before, but it’s not important. Those things are not important and it’s all about prioritizing and understanding.”
A train derailed at high speeds in Northwest Spain on Wednesday, killing at least 77 people and injured over 100 more, according to news reports. It is said to be one of the worst train accidents in European history. A video posted online early Thursday appears to show raw footage of the crash. Watch it below, but please be aware that it is very graphic and scary: Spain Train Crash Video Bodies covered in blankets lay next to the overturned carriages as smoke billowed from the wreckage, witnesses on the scene recalled afterward. Firefighters clambered over the twisted metal trying to get survivors out of the windows, while ambulances and fire engines surrounded the scene. The government said it was working on the assumption that the crash, on the eve of Santiago De Compostola’s main religious festival, was an accident. The local tourism board said all festivities, including the traditional High Mass at the centuries-old cathedral, were canceled as the city went into mourning. Sabotage or attack was unlikely to be involved, an official source said. However, the devastation will no doubt stir memories of a train bombing in Madrid in 2004, carried out by Islamist extremists, that killed 191 people.
If you ain’t from the jungle, don’t come to the jungle. Cuz the tigers will definitely fawk you up! According to BBC reports : Five Indonesian men from Simpang Kiri village in Aceh Tamiang district remain trapped in a tree in a national park on Sumatra Island where they fled under pursuit by tigers. A sixth man was mauled to death, according to police reports. The group entered the park Thursday in search of rare wood for incense. They set up deer traps for food, but accidentally caught a tiger cub. Cries from the injured animal drew nearby tigers who then pounced on the men and killed a 28-year-old only identified as David. The survivors alerted nearby villagers using mobile phones. It could take rescue crews up to three days before they find the men in the Gunung Leuser jungle, officials said. The national park covers nearly 7,930 sq km (3,060 sq miles) along the border of North Sumatra and Aceh provinces. A 30-member search team entered the jungle on Saturday, police chief Dicky Sondani said. “It might need two or three days to walk on foot to the depths of the jungle,” he said Villagers had tried to rescue the men on Thursday but retreated when they saw at least four large Sumatran tigers circling around the base of the tree. “If the tigers remain under the tree, we may have to shoot or sedate them to rescue the five people,” Mr Sodani added. “People keep entering the jungle to look for the wood because it’s very expensive,” the police chief said. “But that’s the risk: there are many tigers and elephants in Gunung Leuser jungle.” The smallest of all tigers, Sumatran tigers are a critically endangered species only found on the Indonesian island. As few as 350 remain in the wild, of which the largest population lives in the Gunung Leuser national park. R.I.P. to David and that poor cub. Hopefully they’ll be able to rescue the men without having to kill any endangered Tigers. Shutterstock
Amanda Bynes’ Twitter rhetoric just got much uglier than her ugly list. The troubled star wrote a series of Tweets Tuesday afternoon that she quickly deleted, but not before their offensive content spread like wildfire online. Bynes’ target? None other than sometime celebrity crush Drake. Regarding the rapper’s GQ cover, Amanda said that the magazine “airbrushed @drake to make his eyes look like he doesn’t have down syndrome!” Mmmyeah. She then went on to say that despite her professions of love for the man, he “looks like sh*t both ways! I don’t like him so stop thinking I do!” You said you wanted him to murder your vagina , girl. Your words. Bynes has waffled on her feelings for Drake of late, but apologized for earlier insults and seemed to be a pretty big fan of the GQ spread until now. You know who doesn’t look like sh*t in Amanda’s eyes? Amanda herself. She just can’t wait to show all of you the video of Amanda Bynes’ nose job . Seriously. She had unnecessary plastic surgery for what she is calling a “birth defect” of “webbing” between her eyes and has a video of it she promises to post. She looks fabulous and is a survivor and a hero . Again, her words.
Abercrombie & Fitch already alienated millions of people following its CEO’s comments about not wanting fat girls in his stores or wearing his clothes. Now they’ve potentially turned off another massive segment of the population in Taylor Swift fans, many of whom were irate over a new A&F t-shirt. The shirt read “#more boyfriends than t.s.” Obviously t.s. is Taylor Swift , whose fans started a petition to get the shirt pulled from A&F stores. They also urged fellow Swifties to call A&F’s public relations line to voice their disgust with the shirt, which they said was “hurtful” to their hero. Looks like their message got through in a hurry. The shirt has been yanked from shelves nationwide, and recorded message when you call the number listed on A&F’s corporate website says: “Thank you for calling Abercrombie & Fitch public relations. If you’re calling regarding the Taylor Swift t-shirt, please note this is no longer available.” The chain also tweeted the news with a message that said, “Hey #swifties we no longer sell the tshirt. We
New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez, who is being investigated in a homicide case, recently got into a nightclub altercation that involved a gun. Hernandez, who is separately being sued by a man who alleges Hernandez shot him in the face , was part of a skirmish at a Providence, R.I., club. According to a May 18 police report, the NFL star was being harassed for several blocks by the subject, who yelled, “(Expletive) the Patriots. I’m a Jets fan.” So original. Fearing the situation would escalate, police intervened and detained several subjects who were following Hernandez to his vehicle, the report states. Police allowed Hernandez to leave the scene, then spotted a “heavy-set black male” discarding a firearm under a vehicle. The man fled the scene. Officials seized the weapon, a .22-caliber Jimenez with several cartridges. The report does not say whether the man was with Hernandez, but it appears as if the football star was not a stranger to potentially troubling situation.
The summer solstice is here once again, marking this the longest 24-hour daylight period of the year and the start of astronomical summer in the U.S. At 1:04 a.m. EDT, the sun was straight overhead along the Tropic of Cancer, while the North Pole reached its maximum annual tilt toward the sun. As our amazing planet rotates on its axis, areas within the Arctic Circle see the sun circle through the sky for 24 hours. But that’s only a select few. Still, most places in the U.S. see the sun for 14-16 hours on the summer solstice , depending on latitude, with an elongated dawn and dusk as well. What makes this day so interesting, or significant in astronomical terms? A lot of things, actually. Here are some Summer Solstice 2013 fun facts: 1. North of the Tropic of Cancer, the sun takes its longest and highest path through the sky. The higher your latitude, the longer your day will be. This also means the sun will appear lower in the sky. In more northern locations, the sun is up longer, but shines from a lower angle at mid-day. 2. The sun rises and sets at its northernmost points on the horizon, relative to due east and due west, respectively, that you will see at any point. This is true even in the Southern Hemisphere, where the script is flipped – the June solstice is the shortest day of the year, and December’s the longest. 3. The farther one goes from the equator, the closer sunrise and sunset appear to due north on a compass, practically overlapping at the Arctic Circle. 4. The summer solstice has one of the earliest sunrises of the year (but not necessarily the earliest). Your earliest sunrise was likely a day or two ago. Even though the June solstice marks the longest day of the year in the Northern Hemisphere overall, the earliest sunrise takes place a little before. The cause of this barely-noticeable misalignment is a discrepancy between our clocks and the apparent motion of the sun with respect to the horizon. 5. In addition to the day itself being as long as it’ll get, the twilight in the Northern Hemisphere is longer on the solstice than at other time of year. The fact that the summer solstice features the shortest night of the year also means that the sun doesn’t drop as far below the horizon at night. Therefore, the sun’s path tends to curve slowly below the horizon instead of plummeting, resulting in longer periods of twilight in morning and at night. While the longer period of twilight is less discernible at lower latitudes, northern cities experience noticeably longer dawn and dusk on the solstice. So there you go. Enjoy it!
Who needs Wyclef. Amanda Bynes will sign a record deal with rapper Waka Flocka Flame for her upcoming, debut hip hop album. Yes, this is a real thing. Waka, who’s in charge of Brick Squad Monopoly records, says no deal has been signed yet, but already has people penning Amanda’s songs. While this sounds as ridiculous as the chosen Kim Kardashian baby name , Waka insists that it’s gonna happen – and gonna be a big, big deal. Waka says he and Amanda FaceTime at least once a week and text every day about her rap career and “keeping her head up from the haters.” The album will be called Shots , he says, and “It’s going to be crazy hot.” Like Drake GQ cover hot? Only time will tell, THGers. But stay tuned. So far, there’s no projected release date, but it won’t be too long. Waka Flocka Flame says that despite Amanda Bynes’ erratic behavior, “She has it all together to me. She is cool as hell and ready for the rap world .” “I think that she is going to kill the game.” She is a survivor and a hero , after all.
CBS has become the first network to release its 2013-2014 premiere schedule, kicking things off with Survivor on September 18 and beginning the final season of How I Met Your Mother with a one-hour episode. Set your DVR accordingly and scroll down now… Wednesday, Sept. 18 8:00-9:30 PM SURVIVOR Monday, Sept. 23 8:00-9:00 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 9:00-9:30 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS 9:30-10:00 PM MOM 10:00-11:00 PM HOSTAGES Tuesday, Sept. 24 8:00-9:00 PM NCIS 9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES 10:00-11:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST Wednesday, Sept. 25 9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS 10:00-11:00 PM CSI Thursday, Sept. 26 8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY 8:30-9:00 PM THE MILLERS 9:00-9:30 PM THE CRAZY ONES 9:30-10:00 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN 10:00-11:00 PM ELEMENTARY Friday, Sept. 27 8:00-9:00 PM UNDERCOVER BOSS 9:00-10:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0 10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS Sunday, Sept. 29 7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES 8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE 9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE 10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST Monday, February 24 10:00-11:00 PM INTELLIGENCE
