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Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is ridiculous. She is at the level of hot that you don’t really worry about her being from South Africa and the high AIDS rate her pussy has, because you’re too busy trying to cum inside her, knocking her up and making her someone you have to see the rest of your life….even if the reality is that you’ll really only come in contact with her in pictures, making getting AIDS and a bitch pregnant, but I guess that all depends where your hand has been….or more importantly….where the caliber of women you meet have been….not that you have to worry about that, you don’t meet women….you’re hopeless……

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Candice Swanepoel Hot in GQ UK May 2012 of the Day

Hot Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Duo

As if one really sexy Victoria’s Secret supermodel wasn’t enough to get you through the day, I’ve got two of them getting all up close and personal together. You’re welcome. Here are superhotties Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton in their really tight dresses out promoting some new and improved bra to help make women’s breasts look bigger. Good work ladies. I’d like to be the meat in this supermodel sandwich. Call me.

Candice Swanepoel Is A Stellar Creature

I’ve been posting a bunch of behind the scenes Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures over the last few days, she’s off shooting some sexy Victoria’s Secret catalogue in paradise somewhere, but I was in the mood for a finished product. Here she is all tanned and airbrushed and looking absolutely amazing in her bikini bottoms and silly boots. I hope to be reincarnated as a rich old dude so I’ll have the opportunity to slip a hottie like this the soft one day.

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Day Off

I think the best part about knowing that Victoria’s Secret hottie Candice Swanepoel is down south somewhere shooting some sexy bikini pictures on the beach, is that sooner or later they’re going to give her a day off. That’s exactly what’s happening right now. Here she is enjoying a little leisure time playing paddle ball with some lucky douche. I love that she wears even smaller bikinis on her days off than when she’s actually shooting. Supermodels are awesome.

Erin Heatherton Topless Supermodel Hotness

I’m not sure if there’s anything in the world that could ruin these pictures of Victoria’s Secret supermodel Erin Heatherton …. Other than the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio gets to bang her pretty much whenever he wants. Not cool. Luckily she’s gorgeous enough that I’m pretty sure I can over look that fact, and she’s topless so…. What were we talking about.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Lingerie Party

I guess now that Xmas and New Year’s are behind us, the marketing team over at Victoria’s Secret needs to kick start it’s campaign to get dudes to spend even more money on useless crap their girlfriends don’t need. Here’s the always incredible Candice Swanepoel showing off her hotness in a bunch of sexy little Valentine’s Day underwear combinations. My brain is saying this is just an annoying marketing ploy, but my throbbing erection is saying otherwise. Hot.

Candice Swanepoel Decides To Go Topless

Someone thought it might be a good idea to get supermodel Candice Swanepoel to pose with her top off to help sell some jeans…. I couldn’t agree more. Here she is lounging and relaxing and looking hot ass hell in her tight denims. What more could you ask for, some shots of her wearing just a tank top maybe? Well done. A topless AND pantless supermodel to finish off the week. Can’t get much better than that.

Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Are Angels

Here are Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing that thing where they make sexy faces and touch each other and hug each other in a somewhat sexual manner while they try to get us to buy bras or perfume or some other crap for our girlfriends. I like it. I’m obviously not going to buy any of this garbage, but I like watching really attractive women rub themselves up against one another. Keep up the good work.

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Booty

It looks as though everybody and their hot ass sister was at the beach over the weekend. Don’t these people work? Here’s supermodel Candice Swanepoel posing for what I can only imagine will be some really sexy Victoria’s Secret catalogue. The chick just knows how to make every single bikini look absolutely incredible, women must really hate her. On the other hand, I love her with all my heart. Marry me?

Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil

Sometimes a set of pictures come along that completely blow my mind, this is one of those times. Supermodel Candice Swanepoel is so damn gorgeous at the best of times, so dressing her up is incredibly sexy fetish-like lingerie is almost too much for me to handle. A sexy cop with fuzzy handcuffs? Yes please. As if I wasn’t in love with this woman enough already. Marry me?