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Candice Swanepoel Topless For Lush

Apparently these are pictures of supermodel Candice Swanepoel getting sexy and topless for something called Lush . I don’t know what that is, but anything that gets this hottie to squeeze her breasts together is alright with me. I like the whole futuristic stripper look, I want to slip some Yen in her g string. Come on, you know in the future Chinese currency will be the norm. I’ll see you then princess.

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Supermodel Booty

If denim mom short shorts are the hot new look this summer, I’m seeing them everywhere these days, then this is what they’re supposed to look like. Here’s Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel showing off her amazing little supermodel booty while she does some chick’s makeup. I’ve never worn any make up, but I’d let this hottie do whatever she wants to me it it meant having her bent over me in booty shorts. Call me.

Elisabetta Canalis Dictator Bikini Rub Down

If you’re looking for a clever way to promote your movie at the Cannes Film Festival , this might be it. Put on your best fake Dictator costume, hire one of George Clooney’s ex girlfriends to come to your fake yacht, and get her to let you rub baby oil all over her half naked body. That works. Here Elisabetta Canalis in her hot little bikini doing her best to get some attention… For the movie of course. Well played.

Candice Swanepoel Topless Hotness Video

If you can think of a better way to start of the day than with a video of Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel rolling around topless in some sort of gold powder, I’d like to hear it because aside from having the actual Candice Swanepoel slapping those things in my face, I ‘m drawing a blank. I don’t know what this video is for, probably for the private collection of some billionaire asian dude, but I like it.

Candice Swanepoel Shows Us Her Good Side

I don’t know why I wasn’t invited to this year’s Costume Institute Gala , I like to dress up in an adult costume and pretend I’ve got a real job. Sometimes in the afternoon, after my nap of course, I like to put on a nice suit, loosen the tie like I’ve had a long day at the office and head out to the local happy hour to hit on unsuspecting business hotties. Good times. Anyhow, here’s Candice Swanepoel at the party last night showing off her perky chesticular goodness. Nicely done.

Gracie Carvalho Hot Bikini Pictures

We’re all aware that a whole bunch of Victoria’s Secret models have been down on the beach somewhere posing for the new swimsuit catalogue or whatever, Candice Swanepoel has been all over the internet, but I thought I might introduce one of the lesser known hotties. Here’s Gracie Carvalho showing off her amazing bikini goodness in her nice little yellow bikini. Now this is a hot piece I wouldn’t mind getting a bite out of. Call me.

Maryna Linchuk’s Awesome Bikini Hotness

Alright, I’m done for the week, it’s time for a nap and some delicious gin and tonics. But before I go I couldn’t resist leaving you perverts with some pictures of another Victoria’s Secret model hanging out half naked on the beach. This time it’s someone named Maryna Linchuk’s turn to crank up the heat in a sexy photoshoot. This beach town must be a magical place when the Victoria’s Secret models come to shore once a year.

Candice Swanepoel’s Awesome Bikini Pictures

It’s not surprising to find pictures of a supermodel posing in some little bikinis at various exotic locations, but when you get one fiddling with her boobies and adjusting bikini bottoms, you know ti’s a good day. Here’s superhottie Candice Swanepoe l looking gorgeous down in St-Barths for yet another swimsuit photoshoot. She must have a tough life, constantly toned and oiled up and looking awesome… I’ll be back in thirteen minutes or so.

Lindsay Lohan In Her Sexy Pant Suit

So Lindsay Lohan had her last court appearance yesterday, at least she hopes it was her last appearance, and everything seems to have gone her way. She’s finished her probation and can finally get things back on track. Hopefully with some partying and possibly some girl on girl action. No no, I don’t condone her partying anymore, but the girl on girl thing… Awesome. Anyhow, I’m kind of digging her pant suit outfit, she looks like one of those sexy lady lawyers you’d see in a TV show from the seventies. Hot.

Some Awesome Candice Swanepoel & Miranda Kerr Hotness

After those classy half naked pictures of Micaela Schaefer letting her lady parts hang out, I thought I’d let a couple of professional hotties show her how it’s done. Here are Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr showing off their amazing supermodel bodies at some Victoria’s Secret promotional crap. Alright, so their bikini bodies are still pretty covered up, but still… Hottest doilies ever.