Don’t think that just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks that I’ve forgotten about her. Because she’s still hands down one of the hottest girls to ever walk the planet as far as I’m concerned. She’s also got one of the best supermodel booties of all-time, as you can probably tell from these latest shots. So enjoy the new set of pictures from Candice, and if we’re lucky, we’ll get even more hotness where this came from soon enough. » view all 15 photos
You might be shocked to hear this, since I know you guys think I’m classy and all, but I’ve never been a big fan of ballet or modern dance or whatever. It’s too discriminatory against busty chicks. They should be allowed to jump up and down in tight clothing too. That said, if more dancers looked and dressed like Fanny Francois here, I might change my mind. So who can I donate to in order to make this dream a reality? I’ve always been a big patron of the arts, as long as it involves smoking hot lingerie models. » view all 45 photos
In case you didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas this year, don’t worry, the latest issue of Vogue Brazil has got you covered: here’s Candice Swanepoel naked on a bed. Now I know it’s only one picture, and she’s on someone else’s bed, not yours, but hey, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. This is still pretty much any guy’s dream present, so enjoy.
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Looks like the Victoria’s Secret models are doing some kind of sports bra world tour for their new line, because yesterday we had Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge posing in sports bras and leggings in some random mall, and today it’s Candice Swanepoel ‘s turn. I never understood why idiots camped out in front of Apple stores for the newest iPhone launch, but now I think I get it. I’d live outside the Victoria’s Secret for 3 months if it meant a chance to be the first to get my hands on Candice. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
Apparently it’s Candice Swanepoel ‘s turn to wear the “Fantasy Bra” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this year. Personally, I was thinking if it was a real fantasy bra it would be an invisible one, but it actually just means it’s really, really expensive. This year’s supposedly costs $10 million , which is the most yet. Although I’d assume a price tag that high also includes getting to take the bra off Candice. And if so, I think we should all pitch in and get a collection going, because that would definitely be worth every penny.
Looks like Victoria’s Secret either has a majority stack in Agua Bendita, or Candice Swanepoel has been traded to the competition, something they’d never do, at least not now, after investing millions in making her a star and she’s still got so more use out of her hot little model body, that is probably very big and sturdy, and was handy on the South African farm she was raised on, but in pictures shit’s just taint and proportional and fucking lovely…they are going to wait until she’s old and retired, broken down with stretch marks so thick and deep they can’t be photoshopped out, and a vagina so broken from all the kids, that it looks like she’s got huge balls…I mean they are milking this pony until she’s barely able to walk from all the arthritis her bikini modelling has given her, since we all know it’s such hard work to sit around half naked for a few hours as photographers take pics and handlers serve you drinks and food and anything you fucking want…what a joke… I’ve actually lost interest in Candice, I was all about her last year, but I guess like anything that involves not have sex with her, it gets old faster than she gets old…I am sure she’s sad that I’ve broken up with her in my crazy little mind…a pain all the girls who I break up with that I’ve met must feel..
It’s hard for me to think of anything interesting to say when dealing with the hottest girl ever to exist, because perfection shouldn’t be tainted by my stupidity. That said, feast your eyes on Candice Swanepoel modelling Agua Bendita swimwear. Enjoy.
Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…
Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…
