Rita Ora manages to rock some tight as fuck fitness gear, show off some ab lines, yet still be a dumpy sack of fat shit…spilling over her spandex…confusing the fuck out of me…are those abs drawn on, or is she just a fat chick with a flat stomach…I mean it makes no fucking sense, but then again….who the fuck is Rita Ora anyways…I mean other than RIhanna’s replacement they are conditioning to take over…but as of now…she’s a nobody….and here she is showing off her nobody body… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Candice Swanepoel posing topless with a skateboard is the shit that dreams could be made of if you are less into nipples and more into skateboards…like some closet case 16 year old kid who skateboards and is told that Candice Swanepoel is a babe, making it the kind of thing he prints up and puts in his locker, which could make it more pornographic to you, because you’re a fucking pedophile, here’s your bait… That said, I am actually over and done with this Swanepoel character, I was all about her for a while, but I’ve seen too much of her, she’s boring, uninteresting, doesn’t get in scandals, is still hot but owned by an evil company, and they don’t even get her naked…when she’ll do anything for them, like some kind of groupie robot on call because she needs them and owes them everything…yet is still so fucking boring…but I’ll post the pic anyway, cuz my inner 16 year old who was into skateboarding, finds it kinda hot…
Candice Swanepoel posing topless with a skateboard is the shit that dreams could be made of if you are less into nipples and more into skateboards…like some closet case 16 year old kid who skateboards and is told that Candice Swanepoel is a babe, making it the kind of thing he prints up and puts in his locker, which could make it more pornographic to you, because you’re a fucking pedophile, here’s your bait… That said, I am actually over and done with this Swanepoel character, I was all about her for a while, but I’ve seen too much of her, she’s boring, uninteresting, doesn’t get in scandals, is still hot but owned by an evil company, and they don’t even get her naked…when she’ll do anything for them, like some kind of groupie robot on call because she needs them and owes them everything…yet is still so fucking boring…but I’ll post the pic anyway, cuz my inner 16 year old who was into skateboarding, finds it kinda hot…
These pictures of Candice Swanepoel are further proof that she is the hottest woman on the planet. Here she is dressed in funky “casual” wear walking the streets and if this outfit was on any other chick, it would look absolutely ridiculous, but because Candy is perfect she can pull it off. I’m sure her friends secretly hate her.
Candice Swanepoel & Edita Vilkeviciute are such lesbians…at least for the sake of a fashion shoot for a fashion magazine…trying to be all controversial in a world that has lost any filter they may have had… I can deal with this kind of lesbian. The whole hot bitches just touching each other kind of lesbian…it’s all gentle and feminine, even though I know it doesn’t actually exist, because all lesbians I know are built like dudes, yet hate dudes, cuz I guess they have penis envy, and with penis envy comes a hatred of anything with a bigger dick than they have…I mean either that or Lesbians just hate everything I represent, which I guess would make sense, since lesbians are always angry…at everything…even each other and just never quite satisfied…thanks to never having a dick inside them…but often times having really realistic dicks inside them…because they are on the fence with the whole lesbian thing, but have to stay committed to it…otherwise they’ll look like phoney lesbians… The whole thing is so complicated, but these Candice and her Homie Pics aren’t…they are amazing…enough…next time more labia…
I’ve lost interest in Candice Swanepoel. I don’t know why, but I am going to assume it’s over exposure. I also hate the brand she is owned by and everything they represent, in their evil sweatshop manufacturing, overpriced garbage, that they sell to middle America way. Sure they book hot bitches to pose in the shit, but everything they shoot is so fucking boring, they photoshop out nipples, and they are the fucking McDonalds quality of photoshoots, you know manufactured, robotic, and garbage…and I don’t care how many big macs a motherfucker eats, I’m not touching that plastic shit. If you know what I mean… And my hatred for Victoria’s Secret, spills over into all the other work their bitches do, because I know they sold their soul to the devil, and I get that it’s about making money and getting as huge as possible, but I prefer my hot bitches a little less desperate to be at the top…and a lot more desperate to get to the top they have no chance of attaining but that they’ll suck my dick for me to post about them as part of their efforts…if you know what I mean… This Candice bitch is done, over, and sure she has a great body, there’s very little in it for me, especially when she’s not getting naked and let’s face it…this life that I’m living is all about me…and this twat serves no purpose in it unless she’s showing nipple. Bye bye.
I don’t know about you, but I remember when Terry Richardson was shooting gutter hipster chicks he met at the after party, either taking his dick, or spreading their hipster pussies, in what was semi-interesting documentary style snapshots that showed a life far more interesting a fun than yours…tons of drugs and pussy what the fuck… Then he went corporate, and now he takes lingerie models and puts them in clothing, places them in substantial settings, to do big production shots, but he lacks one key element that makes him interesting, and that’s the fucking pussy… I mean seriously, these pics would be better if Candice was fucking spreading her ass next to the Montana or Utah or wherever the fuck she is sky…but instead he has her in some JC Penny 1960s town square dance event skirt…and that just fucking offends me… She is a body, not a face, sort it out asshole.
In case you’re wondering who this busty cougar is, Carol Vorderman is a British TV presenter. And I’ll let you guess the two huge reasons why she’s still got a gig even though she’s 52; those things were made for TV. Supposedly Carol’s planning some solo flight around the world soon, which seems like a bad idea to me. She should obviously be going by sea instead. Not only would those funbags double as personal floatation devices, but she could also bring somebody along who knew how to motorboat just in case. I’m willing to volunteer. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
Because it’s Friday afternoon, and there’s no better way to end the week than with Candice Swanepoel in lingerie, here’s the smoking hot supermodel’s latest shoot for Victoria’s Secret. Oh wait, did I mention Candice is also in a bikini and brought along a few friends ? I guess I was wrong, there is a better way to end the week. So pack up a little early today and enjoy. You’re welcome. » view all 26 photos
