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Kristin Cavallari Steps Up The Sexiness

I don’t know what these pictures of Kristin Cavallari are from, she doesn’t do anything so I don’t know why it would be a professionally done photoshoot, but I felt the need to share them with you anyway. Nice right? To be honest, she could have taken these herself in her living room and I wouldn’t care, the chick is hot and she’s wearing a nice trashy costume and that’s all that matters to me. I like it. If you blurred out her face and gave her a cheesy tattoo on her thigh it would look like one of those escort ads you see on the internet… Or so I hear.

Kristin Cavallari Knows How To Move Me

When I heard that Kristin Cavallari was going to be on this season of Dancing With The Stars , I knew exactly what her role would be, arm candy. That’s it. But I’ve got to hand it to her dance partner, he’s a real professional, he knows what he’s working with… A really hot chick with very little talent, but we already knew that. Anyhow, he was smart to do all the dancing and let Kristin just stand there, look hot and shake her cute little booty from time to time. Know your role princess. Kristin Cavallari DWTS Video

Kristin Cavallari Works The Spandex

I really wish I didn’t have to write any posts about Dancing With The Stars , but they insisted on getting one of my favorite reality TV nobodies to appear on this season so what am I supposed to do. Here’s Kristin Cavallari heading to the studio in her sexy spandex and tank top combination. How could I not post pictures of this crap? She’s a hottie without any real prospects heading to rehearsal of a show that my grand parents absolutely adore. If that’s not relevant I don’t know what is. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari’s Cute Little Dancing Booty

It looks like Kristin Cavallari hasn’t wasted any time getting into her Dancing With The Stars routine. Here she is outside the dance studio showing off her cute little booty in some nice leggings. I don’t watch the show, mostly because I have testicles, but i kinda like seeing softer chicks lose all kinds of weight during the season. If that happens with Kristin, she’s going to be rushed to the hospital. I guess maybe her little booty will get even tighter… If that’s even possible.

Kristin Cavallari’s Cute Little Cleavage

I’m sure that by now you’ve all memorized the cast list of this season’s Dancing With The Stars , it’s the most important thing going on right now, so you already know that reality TV hottie Kristin Cavallari will be shaking her little booty once a week for at least….. I give it three weeks. Obviously I don’t watch the show, I still don’t know anybody who does, but I’m not against watching this cutie do her thing in some little costumes. Like a sexy maid or a sexy policewoman costume or something. Hot.

Kristin Cavallari’s Sexy Single Legs

I’m kind of happy that Kristin Cavallari is no longer engaged, I know that sounds insensitive, but a hot chick like this shouldn’t be tied down to some douche. Besides, she doesn’t do anything and yet she’s still all over the celebrity blogs. If she got married, nobody would care what she’s up to and she’s go back to being a complete nobody. Here she is looking hot in her denim cut offs showing off her sexy legs. I’d marry this chick…. For a week or two. Call me.

Katrina Campins Shows Off Her Useless Legs

I get a lot of pictures of chicks that I know absolutely nothing about, but I’ve got to say that this Katrina Campins chick takes the cake. Honestly, this may take like five minutes worth of research, I’m exhausted already. Apparently she was on The Apprentice at some point and is the star of some new show that I can’t remember anything about because I got bored looking up information about this nobody. Whoever she is, she’s got decent legs. Enjoy.

Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Sweater Muffins

Here’s Kristin Cavallari making some sexy faces while she feeds the meter for me. That’s it princess, slide it in there real slow. Hot. I know it’s weird that I like watching chicks feed parking meters, but everybody’s got their own thing and this is mine. Mind your business. Anyhow, parking meter hotness aside, she’s looking good in that sweater of hers. I like the way the sunlight highlights those tasty sweater muffins just right. I’d like to butter them up.

Hilary Duff’s Chunky Sweater Puppies

Is it just me or does Hilary Duff look a little chunky again? I guess she’s married now so who cares if she puts on a little weight? I care damn it!!! That’s who. She’s always been a little soft around the edges, but this just doesn’t look very attractive. I need to calm down, it’s probably just the outfit that’s making her look like this, it’ll be alright. If I focus all my attention on her big chubcakes or sweater puppies or whatever you want to call them, I can get through this. Much better.

Kristin Cavallari Takes A Sexy Walk

I know that Kristin Cavallari doesn’t really do anything anymore, I’m not an idiot, but I still think the girl is hot and has got a lot of potential so I keep posting pictures of her walking around running errands and boring things like that. I don’t mean she’s got potential as an actress or anything, I’m not THAT blinded by her good looks, but I think she at least deserves a shot at something like a spread in Playboy or a party week with a Saudi Prince or the Italian Prime Minister. Keep up the good work.