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Julianne Hough Looks Good In Little Shorts

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Gone Wild

Posted on February 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Have you ever wondered what Sports Illustrated swimsuit models do when they’re not hard at work having pictures taken of themselves in bikinis? Me too. Apparently they take pictures of themselves in bikinis and post them on Twitter for their pervert fans like you and me to enjoy. Awesome. Here are a few pictures of Kate Upton and her friends Anna Vyalitsyna and Alyssa Miller fooling around taking pictures of each others cleavage and asses. Did I already say awesome? Well done.

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Christina Hendricks Has A Great Profile

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t say that Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks is a supermodel or anything, but she certainly looks pretty impressive from the side. Obviously that’s because she’s got some absolutely massive sweater puppies, so massive in fact that even this boring thick felt dress can’t contain them. I’d love for this woman to walk by me in a crowded bar, my elbows would get a ton of action.

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Kristin Cavallari’s Tight Body Did Something

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not exactly thrilled to have to be writing something about Kristin Cavallari walking down the street doing nothing, but it’s my job so I haven’t got a choice. Here she is in her tight legging and a t-shirt doing her best to give us a look at her boobies. Good enough? I’m sure strippers don’t like rubbing their asses up against disgusting fat dude’s crotches either, but they put on a fake smile and get down to business staring blankly off into the distance with their cold dead eyes. Work is work.

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Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Here’s reality TV hottie Kristin Cavallari at some party the other night looking pretty damn hot. I’m not exactly a fan of the tongue sticking out, I guess it’s supposed to look sexy, but I love the cleavage so I’ll look past it. She’s not exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but she certainly knows how to work with what she’s got. Her ass has been off the air for quite some time now, I’m surprised she hasn’t been snatched up for another show, she must be a terrible actress. I smell Playboy .

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Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Here’s reality TV hottie Kristin Cavallari at some party the other night looking pretty damn hot. I’m not exactly a fan of the tongue sticking out, I guess it’s supposed to look sexy, but I love the cleavage so I’ll look past it. She’s not exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but she certainly knows how to work with what she’s got. Her ass has been off the air for quite some time now, I’m surprised she hasn’t been snatched up for another show, she must be a terrible actress. I smell Playboy .

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Kristin Cavallari Takes Out The Trash

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari Takes Out The Trash

I’ve got to hand it to Kristin Cavallari , at least she knows that she’s got cameras watching her most of the day and doesn’t walk around in her dumpy period pants or anything like that. Here she is all dressed up in high heel boots and everything while she takes out the trash. Amazing. The ladies in my neighborhood never look this good taking out the garbage, sure I see nipples, but they’re the size of silver dollar pancakes and they sag down around the waist area. Sick!

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Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Little Cleavage

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari’s Tasty Little Cleavage

Here’s Kristin Cavallari looking hot at the premiere of some movie called Burlesque last night. Aren’t burlesque shows supposed to be sexy? I’m assuming this is going to be one of the worst considering Cher is in it. Geriatrics are not sexy Anyhow, I like the way Kristin’s little boobies are popping out of the top of her dress like two delicious muffin tops. I’d like to butter them up and devour them for breakfast. Delicious.

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Kristin Cavallari Does Her Best

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari Does Her Best

If you were looking for bright crappy pictures of a lame reality TV star, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some blurry shots of Kristin Cavallari getting into her car. These are almost too exciting, I can hardly take it. Anyhow, she’s still hot and I like that she’s trying her best in a lacy little top, but I’m going to need a little more from her next time. I have faith in her, I know she can do better than this.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Top Ten Babes Of 2009 – #7 Audrina Patridge

Posted on January 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you guys were pissed about Annalynne Mccord , you’re probably going to be even more pissed that Audrina Patridge is our #7 babe of 2009. I know, how can someone who doesn’t even do anything make it on the list? Simple.

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