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Holly Madison’s Boobs Celebrate Something

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Your guess is as good as mine as to what Playboy playmate Holly Madison is celebrating in these pictures, but she’s got on a sweet little outfit so how could I resist putting her on the site. She’s good, she knows that if she puts on a pair of short shorts and some silly short bus socks I’m going to be all over it, and that’s not even taking into account her spectacular fake boobs that I love so much…. Deep down I’m sure they love me too.

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Sophie Turner Shows Us The Pink

Posted on June 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The title sounds a whole lot dirtier than it is, I only chose it because her shirt is pink. Perverts. Anyhow, I still don’t have a real good reason to be posting pictures of Australian hottie/nobody Sophie Turner , to my knowledge she hasn’t found any work yet, but I like big titted blond so that’s all the reason I need. Besides, I’m sure none of you give a crap who she is, you just want to see some sweet cleavage from down under and that’s what I’m trying to deliver. You’re welcome.

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Paulina Rubio Preggo Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what’s happened to Paulina Rubio’s tight little body, actually that’s not true, I know exactly what happened to it, some dude got his greasy fingers all over it and knocked it up with his douchebag seed. Thanks asshole. Way to ruin a sweet little bikini body for the rest of us. Anyhow, here she is on the beach the other day looking a lot like well, I probably would in a bikini after a few dozen beers and a couple of corn dogs. Delicious.

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Audrina Patridge’s Short Shorts Are Riding Up

Posted on May 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s The Hills hottie Audrina Patridge out the other day showing off her nicely tanned legs and a tiny bit of ass, it’s not a lot, but I’ll take what I can get. She’s also showing off her awful stripper tattoo on the back of her neck. What is that a tomato? Hot. Anyhow, she’s got a sweet little body on her and now that her show has been cancelled it will be nice to see her in some real acting jobs…. Who are we kidding, in a few years she’ll be making appearances at grocery store openings. more pictures of Audrina Patridge here

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Sophie Turner’s Boobs Still Doing Nothing

Posted on April 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t have anything special to say about Australian nobody Sophie Turner , but over the last few months or so her boobs and I have started a somewhat sordid affair. So far it’s it’s been fairly one sided, but I’m hoping that maybe if I keep putting up pictures of her doing nothing things will change. I’m sure she knows that I’m on the Twitter and if she wants to, I don’t know, send me a note attached to some filthy filthy pictures of herself things might progress a little more quickly. The ball is in her court.

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Whitney Port’s Sexy Faces In A Little Skirt

Posted on March 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Whitney Port making sexy faces in Miami the other day wearing a sweet little summer skirt. I know, who gives a crap right? Well, I do and I make the rules around here so tough luck. Besides, the girl is pretty hot and she’s got those great long legs that would look incredible wrapped around my head. I don’t mean that in a sexual way, I just think that they would be nice and warm on my skin like a really sexy scarf. What?

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Lindsay Lohan’s Misleading Cleavage

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel cheated by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan . When I uploaded them I didn’t realize that she had some sort of flesh tone body stocking on under her sweet little top. What a rip off. I thought I was going to have a few great shots of Lindsay’s Impressive chesticles to finish off the week, instead all I get is a mouthful of lycra and disappointment. And what the hell is she doing DJing? I bet these were taken in her rec room. Anyhow, Obviously she’s still hot and I’d still like to make a few half blogger half pretend lesbian babies with her. Call me.

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Mila Kunis’s Hotness Makes Life More Enjoyable

Posted on March 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mila Kunis has got to be one of the cutest women in Hollywood, not too cute that I wouldn’t do rotten things to her in the bedroom, but cute enough to take to church if I were a religious man and not hungover every Sunday morning and my grandmother forced me to go because she’s proud of me and wants to show me off to her blue haired friends. Anyhow, here she is at some Vera Wang event looking absolutely stunning as usual. I want to impregnate her, or at least try to impregnate her, I’m pretty sure I’m shooting blanks.

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Sophie Turner May Become My New eGirlfriend

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that I’ve got a lot of future ex wives lined up, like Cheryl Tweedy and Blake Lively , but I’m starting to think that hot Aussie nobody Sophie Turner has potential to become my new eGirlfriend. Obviously she won’t become my actual girlfirend because I don’t have much room in my mother’s basement for her things and I kinda don’t want to be tied down to one woman right now, but we can exchange sexy photos via

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Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Pictures

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Christina Aguilera on the set of her awful movie looking like a bored streetwalker. Yawning is not how you drum up business, sure showing off how wide you can open your mouth is pretty good, but nobody likes a sleepy prostitute. Anyhow, apparently Christina’s co-star in this scene is a sweet little camel toe. I smell an Academy Award , at least I hope that’s an Academy Award .

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