I have been calling Margot Robbie a massive tank of a woman for the last 3 years or 4 years…I mean how many years has it been since Wolf of Wall Street when she existed thanks to a series of nude scenes… She’s up on some ORKA beached whale shit…all white and black and doing her whale calls…whilst being wide as fuck, heavy as fuck…living her best Marine Mammal life.. Yet, everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl, because they are either blind, or idiots, or I don’t know…too fucking horny for their own good, and victims of a marketing scheme to make you think she’s this amazing thing. Well, I’ve seen her movies, Oscar nominations or not…she’s boring….celebrated or not….she’s boring…paid well or not..she’s boring…and even her bathing suit pics are boring…because she’s boring. I don’t believe actors have talent, I don’t see how that is a thing…and I don’t think Margot Robbie is this amazing contribution to Amercian Pop Culture via Australia…like Steve Irwin or Elle Macpherson’s tits in the 1989 SI Swim VHS I jerked off to…but that’s what they want you to think so drink the kool aid you idiots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve seen Sophia Bush in person and she’s actually very pretty, sure it wasn’t this Sophia Bush, but a stripper at the local strip club naked Sophia or at least stage named Sophia…who had a massive bush…and was the most fun lap dance to get, because unlike Stormy Daniels, she didn’t get arrested when she motorboated you…she just kept giving it and giving it…. We called her Sophia Bush because One Tree Hill was a thing, and I hung out with nerds who loved that show….so it was a terrible inside joke…but the actual Sophia Bush in a bathing suit…is not a joke…it’s real…it’s happening…tittied Tucked in her Wet Bikini. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties in Her Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: David C Stephens / Getty After all Brother Nature has done for her and her fam, how could Canela do him like this? These does really ain’t loyal. Smh Canela just ran off with my chain pic.twitter.com/PGrUw4RSNg — Brother Nature (@COLDGAMEKELV) July 7, 2018 Follow @ColdGameKelv to see if she ever comes back to her senses. Twitter can y’all help me find my chain? pic.twitter.com/obKm69pjYu — Brother Nature (@COLDGAMEKELV) July 9, 2018 Tay Tay would never, by the way. Y’all already know I had to pull up on my girl Tay Tay pic.twitter.com/v5M0BWZwrI — Brother Nature (@COLDGAMEKELV) July 2, 2018 Keep flipping for more of Brother Nature’s most viral moments.
Source: Jonathan Rebboah/News Pictures/WENN.com / WENN Kim Kardashian has mastered the art of the thirst trap and been dropping them for years now. The better half of Kanye West and mother of three was back to her old self setting traps, this time asking her millions of fans that pineapple juice more than just tastes good when you drink it. Clad in a white swimsuit and holding a can of what appears to be Dole pineapple juice, Kardashian sat with her legs slightly open on the edge of a marble counter. With the caption reading, “Google the benefits of pineapple juice,” it was pretty obvious Kardashian was promoting the long-touted benefit of the juice making, ahem, certain areas during certain acts taste sweeter. Or she could be talking about the fruit’s high level of vitamin C, its reported anti-inflammatory benefits, cataract prevention and even prevention against prostate cancer. Who knows? — Photo: WENN
We’ve all seen old lady Zoe Saldana naked in West World, because she gets naked in West World…and there’s nothing wrong with that, she’s actually got a pretty great body for a 40 year old…even if she’s got that 40 year old face… You’ve probably seen Zoe Saldana naked in your weird Avatar dreams, you fucking virgin loser comic book reading, avatar watching, socially awkward weirdo…or in the sex doll you had designed to look like her – thanks to your Avatar fetish….that has been translated into a series of porno moves….because people like you exist. I wonder how man people have jerked off to Zoe Saldana in her Avatar costume….I am going to assume a lot, because there are a lot of weird Sci/Fi nerds out there who are disgusted by real women, because real women, or more importantly, the way real women ignore them make them so angry, that the only way they can get off is when they are dressed like aliens. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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Like the guy in the porno – who pre-mature ejaculates, who gets sodomized by women, who spanks the women, who gets peed on, who has to stick his dick in a pussy with another dude….Jackie Cruz is in a bathing suit…. I don’t know what that reference means, but Jackie Cruz is a Dominican–American actress, singer and former model. She is known for her role as Marisol “Flaca” Gonzales on the Netflix original series Orange Is the New Black… To me..she’s just like any other Dominican woman I know….a stripper…with a bathing suit jacked up her twat cuz it’s a one piece and her TORSO is too damn long. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I don’t find Bella Hadid appealing at all, but people are sucked into her lie and the marketing hype around her, so I guess I’ll participate in what I think was the ugly daughter of a rich family, that wanted so much to be the pretty girl in the family, that she rode her coattails until people felt compelled to give her work, and accepted her look as exotic or ethnic or unique…when really it wasn’t marketable at all unless she was auditionning to be a rat at the local theater production, something I’m sure she’s not doing because she has no talent beyond standing around getting paid to tag brands on her social media feed. This is styling, smoke and mirrors and it worked and she’s in a bathing suit doing bathing suit things…and what the fuck else do you expect me to say about it. Here she is in some see through shit
Source: Jose Luis Pelaez Inc / Getty A Michigan woman is suing a local Target store after she was falsely accused of stealing a bikini. According to MLive.com , Ashanae Davis , 20, was shopping at a Southfield Target on May 29 with a bag from another store with a swimsuit in it. Out of nowhere, a white security guard grabbed her by the arm, while another one, who was Black, handcuffed her. From there, they dragged her into a room with three store employees: A white man, a Black man and white female manager, her attorney Jasmine Rand told the Associated Press . Then she says she was humiliated when they forced her to lift up her shirt and pull down her pants to show them she was not concealing merchandise. Ashanae Davis said she was forced to lift her shirt and pull down her pants in front of three Target employees after being falsely accused of stealing a bikini. https://t.co/uKbvzDMmUq — HuffPost BlackVoices (@blackvoices) June 6, 2018 “Initially, I was in shock. I couldn’t believe what was going on,” Davis told NBC News . “I was scared — afraid of what was going to happen next.” The swimsuit was later determined to be from another retailer, not stolen from Target. Even worse? According to Rand, “The African-American employee apologized to [Davis] and said, ‘This happens all the time,’ and he was afraid he would lose his job” if he didn’t participate. The other two [who were white] did not apologize at all.” Store officials has since apologized and have fired the security worker who initially grabbed Davis. “We want everyone who shops at Target to feel welcomed and respected and take any allegations of mistreatment seriously,” Target said in a statement. “We’re sorry for the actions of our former team member, who created an experience we don’t want any guest to have at Target. Upon reviewing our team’s actions, we terminated the team member who was directly involved.” But in Davis’ mind, this apology is not enough. She r ecently told Teen Vogue , “Target informed the public that it fired the black male loss prevention officer involved in the incident, but failed to fire the white male loss prevention officer and the white female manager, who — to me and my attorneys — are the two most guilty parties.” She added: “I do not feel vindicated or like justice has been served by Target allowing the black loss prevention officer to take the fall for the other employees and its company. That’s just another act of racial discrimination, and I hope [the black loss prevention officer] gets an attorney too. Hate can’t drive out hate.” Davis, along with her lawyers, are filing a suit against Target. This isn’t the first time Target has been accused of racial profiling this year. As NBC pointed out, a few months ago a Black man said he was racially profiled at a Target in Waconia, Minnesota when he was told he couldn’t touch headphones he wanted to buy because they feared he would steal them. In addition, in April, Target agreed to a $3.7 million settlement in a lawsuit alleging that the company’s criminal background check process was biased against black and Latino applicants. Target, please get your act together. RELATED NEWS: VIDEO: Store Manager Loudly Reads Store Policy About Shoplifting While Black Women Try On Clothes In Dressing Room Starbucks To Close Stores On May 29 For Racial Bias Training 25-Year-Old Black Woman Violently Arrested At Alabama Waffle House
Marlon Wayans is going to eat his hurtful White Chicks joke . Kim Zolciak, reality star and mother of six, turned 40 years old over the weekend. That is a major milestone. But in case anyone has any doubts about her enduring hotness, she and Kroy snapped some bikini selfies that should put your fears at ease. Saturday, May 19, was Kim Zolciak’s birthday, and she shared her celebrations with a post to Instagram. “It’s my 40th Birthday.” She follows that line with a pink cake emoji and a red heart emoji. “Last night was a dream. I am so grateful, blessed and humbled.” Friends and family turned out to see the Don’t Be Tardy star turn “over the hill” as she ushers in a major life milestone. “There are no words to truly describe how loved I felt and feel.” But she’ll try anyway. “Thank you to everyone that came I truly appreciate you,” Naturally, though we’re sure that she sent plenty of private, direct thank-yous, she wants to show her appreciation in a public manner. “I love you all from the core of my being.” Awwww! That’s sweet. “A huge thank you to my INCREDIBLE husband who put his heart and soul into making everything perfect for me.” Kroy Biermann sure knows how to treat a lady. “I love you @kroybiermann to the moon and back a gazillion trillion times always!” She shareda series of photos from her oceanic adventures with Kroy, captioning them: “Walking on Sunshine” Kroy wrote his own tribute to Kim, just recently, honoring her for Mother’s Day. “This woman right here!!! Where do I even start!?” He did, in fact, figure out where to begin. “I am so proud that she is the mother of our children and my wife!!” Please hold your Borat impressions until the end. “Every single day she wakes up and gives her ALL to us as a mother, wife, caregiver, and provider.” He credits her to the amazing successes and amazing little people that their six children are. “Our children are filled with confidence, compassion, happiness, joy, and LOVE because of you @kimzolciakbiermann.” He talks about why honoring her on Mother’s Day is so important. “We celebrate you today and all you have accomplished in your time.” She has six kids, so there’s a lot to honor. “You have built incredible things and have touched so many lives in amazing ways.” He even credits her with making him a better person. “We are all better people because of you!! I love you so much!!” This is so touching. “HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MY LOVE!!” Kim and Kroy are one hot couple, and this set of steamy beach selfies show that Kim turning 40 really has not changed that. Perhaps part of that is that the two of them cut out some unneeded stress, as Kim is not returning to The Real Housewives of Atlanta . Allegedly. Whatever the source of enduring hotness, fans clearly appreciated the photoset. Though one fan did sort of complain by commenting with a request, writing: “Show kroy in that speedo.” Social media is a wonder. Happy birthday, Kim! View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
