Was this your highlight of the week? I feel like I posted it yesterday – but one more time – rewind JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s a question for you to really reflect on and fucking ponder in your pathetic existence of a human…. Do you care about Nina Dobrev in a bikini? Do you even know who Nina Dobrev is? If so, why do you know who Nina Dobrev is? Did you watch her show targeted to young people? Why would you watch a show targeted to young people? Was it because your simplistic mind still jerks off to teen scream dramadeies? Did I just create a brand of Netflix category called teen scream dramady? Am I too smart to be updating a blog that you’re only on to see tits? So many questions. LOOK I HAVE EVEN MORE PICS OF HER FROM THE OTHER DAY….MY GOD….HOW CAN WE BE THIS LUCKY… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nina Dobrev Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Olsen is out there being the still relevant Olsen cuz she has to keep working – she doesn’t have all the Olsen twin billions from pre-internet straight to DCD shit movies that every girl loved…. The nice thing about being the sister of the Olsen Twins – is consistent work, allowing you to leverage your name, get work and shows the Paparazzi her cooter in a white bikini bottom, my favorite in pussy hugging bikini bottoms, cuz when wet, can be see through….it is the little things….or in Liz Olsen’s case the big fat pussy lip things. To See The Rest Of the Pics CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Olsen Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Once again, Emily Ratajkowski shows us why she is the Queen of Instagram and the hardest working social media model out there. Everyday she squeezes into a swimsuit and makes sure to show us her tight body. I don’t know how she has so much energy, cause this chick is such a hard worker. More InstaModels should copy her every move.
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Brie Larson reminds me of jocks making anal sex jokes with each other like the closet case homophobic queers they don’t admit they are while showering together and jerking off together in what they pretend is hetero cuz there’s a girl they roofied in the room with them…. She’s not good. She’s been around for a while. Going to events being average looking….before winning that Oscar that reminds us how bullshit the entertainment industry is…. You can win an Oscar for a movie you barely got paid to be in…but that you did because you knew it would be a success because you have been in the industry and you know it hits on a lot of key points….and that really anyone could have played just as well as her…since good acting is really just a product of good writing…I mean all these puppets are interchangeable.. But like all women…still down to post bikini or bathing suit pics for some shameless likes….which I guess is the only thing decent about her and her eagerness for attention like all bullshit actors. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brie Larson Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
LeAnn Rimes, who was presented as the good Christian white girl country singer to the Southern States and to the Heartland, because they know good family values, and Christian beliefs, that made the foundation of your great country before the Jews took over hollywood and tainted the world, through marketing schemes and strategies to get people to buy shit, believe shit, while getting themselves richer and richer… Well, we all know, based on how she turned out, looking like a stripper with big fake tits, and a homewrecker, who is nothing Christian, but tainted by all the money she’s made, and exploitations she’s endured….like some kind of play the victim and the Jesus people will forgive you. Or just post bikini selfies, that’s all we care about. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post LeAnn Rimes Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have been calling Margot Robbie a massive tank of a woman for the last 3 years or 4 years…I mean how many years has it been since Wolf of Wall Street when she existed thanks to a series of nude scenes… She’s up on some ORKA beached whale shit…all white and black and doing her whale calls…whilst being wide as fuck, heavy as fuck…living her best Marine Mammal life.. Yet, everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl, because they are either blind, or idiots, or I don’t know…too fucking horny for their own good, and victims of a marketing scheme to make you think she’s this amazing thing. Well, I’ve seen her movies, Oscar nominations or not…she’s boring….celebrated or not….she’s boring…paid well or not..she’s boring…and even her bathing suit pics are boring…because she’s boring. I don’t believe actors have talent, I don’t see how that is a thing…and I don’t think Margot Robbie is this amazing contribution to Amercian Pop Culture via Australia…like Steve Irwin or Elle Macpherson’s tits in the 1989 SI Swim VHS I jerked off to…but that’s what they want you to think so drink the kool aid you idiots. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Margot Robbie Wet Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .