Prince Williams/ATLPics.Net/GettyImages For your listening pleasure… Tammy Rivera Releases “All These Kisses” Tammy Rivera is showing off her vocal skills and getting praise from fans who had no idea that Waka Flocka ‘s wife was musically inclined. The T-Rivera swimsuit owner dropped her new single on iTunes, Spotify and Tidal today titled “All These Kisses.” The Rico Love produced ballad features Tammy crooning about relieving the stress of a hard working man in her life. (Hey Waka!) “Day so hard, so much stress, life won’t let up, boy just rest. Lay down and let me cover you with all these kisses,” sings Tammy. Tammy recently gave a preview of the song in a video promoting her swimsuits while showing off her buxom baaaawdy. Are you hating or loving Tammy Rivera’s debut track???
Note to Jessica Simpson: You’re right. We’re on your side. But take a chill pill, will ya? On multiple occasions over the past years or so, the singer ( Second Note: Can we still refer to that as Simpson’s job? Discuss! ) has been the victim of some pretty intense mommy-shaming. Multiple Internet users with way too much time on their hands have called Simpson out for what they deemed to be inappropriate photos of her daughter, Maxwell. First, there was the time Simpson shared the following picture of little Maxwell and wrote as a caption to it: “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours…” That’s a lyric from a 2003 single by Kelis and the “milkshake” in question is a reference to oral sex. So, yeah. Simpson may have made a mistake then penning this caption. But then Simpson shared another photo of Maxwell and heard it from the online community for no reason at all. In early May, Jessica and husband Eric Johnson threw their daughter a mermaid-themed birthday party. Cute idea, right? The Little Mermaid is a classic Disney movie and children love these imaginary creatures. In celebration of the occasion, Simpson posted the image below on Instagram, simply passing along a family portrait from the gathering: But stupid haters didn’t see it that way. They blasted Simpson for daring to dress Maxwell in such a revealing outfit. No, really… they did! “Parents should never post pictures of their children, especially girls, in swimming attire or underwear,” wrote one critic, who believed she was being helpful by adding: “Perverted predators copy or screen shot the pictures and share them with each other.” Added another: “She’s 5. Put some clothes on her. good grief.” And another: “Kinda sad seeing a 5-year-old posing like that…” Look, if you get sad by seeing a five-year old dressed like a mermaid, well…you’re just a sad person in general. We’re not sure what else to tell you. In response to these idiots, Simpson went ahead this week and doubled down. She shared yet another supposedly “revealing” picture of her toddler, this time showcasing Maxwell riding a scooter while wearing a bikini. and writing as a caption “safety first.” And it’s true: Maxwell is wearing a helmet! Good for her! Good for Simpson and Johnson! Far too many parents out there don’t force their kids to take this precaution when riding a bike or a scooter. But Simpson also included a smiley face emoji with this picture, clearly winking at her followers because she knew she’d receive flak for Maxwell’s swimsuit. And we’re with her; people criticizing a child for wearing a two-piece need to get a life and shut the heck up. Still, we hope this is as far as Simpson goes. She’s made her point. She needs to be done with it now. Because Simpson isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer (see video below… now!) and we could almost see her taking this another step. So before you take a snapshot of your child’s bare butt to keep shoving it down the critics’ throats, Jessica, put the camera down, relax, take pride in your victory and prepare better for your next interview on Ellen. This was simply a trainwreck… Jessica Simpson Appears on Ellen, Makes Little to No Sense
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always been really impressed by Ariel Winter . While all the other former child actors out there are busy trying to have “careers” or become pop stars or something, Ariel here is going a different route: future professional hot nobody. And I fully support it. Anyway, here she is spending her Memorial Day hard at work putting on a bikini booty show. Her tongue action needs a little work, but as long as she keeps practicing and working hard, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually.
I’ve been jealous of a lot of weird sh%t over the years, but I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve ever been jealous of a giant plastic skull. Then again, I’m jealous of pretty much anything that gets to be within 5 feet of Victoria Justice and that perfect body of hers, including that swimsuit she’s currently got on. But who knows. Maybe in my next life, I can come back as one of her bikinis. Fingers crossed!
Irina Shayk from Russian babe in the sex trade, to model in the Swimsuit issues, to scenester and woman at all the important events, to Hollywood baby momma and possibly wife, I don’t really know what her marital status is, I just know that girl is a solid Russian, perfectly calculating, like when you get a lap dance with one and they take you for all the money you have and threaten you if you don’t pay them in full, because they know how to fucking cheat you with their tits, and they have muscle behind them to kill you if needed…Russia…both the people who chose your election process for your president, and the home of hot soulless pussy… I’m a fan….even if this is her mom body…check out them hips…I’d say they don’t lie like that song, but she’s a Russian and lying is her foundation…of who she is as a person. With being a Hollywood wife – she gets to go to Cannes…but she was probably going there when she was just a sugar baby too…life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Irina Shayk Tits in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk from Russian babe in the sex trade, to model in the Swimsuit issues, to scenester and woman at all the important events, to Hollywood baby momma and possibly wife, I don’t really know what her marital status is, I just know that girl is a solid Russian, perfectly calculating, like when you get a lap dance with one and they take you for all the money you have and threaten you if you don’t pay them in full, because they know how to fucking cheat you with their tits, and they have muscle behind them to kill you if needed…Russia…both the people who chose your election process for your president, and the home of hot soulless pussy… I’m a fan….even if this is her mom body…check out them hips…I’d say they don’t lie like that song, but she’s a Russian and lying is her foundation…of who she is as a person. With being a Hollywood wife – she gets to go to Cannes…but she was probably going there when she was just a sugar baby too…life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE The post Irina Shayk Tits in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner has been doing this thing, don't know if you've noticed, where she seems to truly enjoy flaunting her body . Like, she's really, really into it. So it just makes sense that, for her latest photo shoot, she modeled for Flaunt magazine in what may be … well, it's not her raunchiest photo shoot yet , but it's still pretty scandalous. For the shoot, which for some reason was titled “So Many Margaritas, So Little Feeling,” Kylie did her best Barbie impersonation. She's got the long blonde wig, the pink swimsuits, the pink makeup. But we don't remember Barbie ever getting this nasty. 1. Classic Barbie We weren’t kidding about the Barbie vibes, see? 2. So Scandalous Notice how her legs are so shiny, they almost look plastic? 3. Just Lounging Uh oh, see that big scar on her thigh? Probably from thigh implants. SMH. 4. Less Barbie, More Ass Did Barbie ever rock a thong? We’re thinking no. 5. So Shiny! Seriously, what’s up with her legs? Is she wearing tights? Was she oiled up? Why is this happening? 6. Juicy Kylie shared this one on her Instagram page, and captioned it “Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.” Like the “Barbie Girl” song, remember? But also like plastic surgery. View Slideshow
We haven’t seen a whole lot of Hailey Clauson ever since she melted snow drifts in Finland (and our collective pants regions) for Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue back in February. So rather than wait around for a new bikini photoshoot from the busty blonde hottie, I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through research her Instagram. So first off, you’re welcome, and second, enjoy.
I kind of lost interest in Katy Perry when she went all political during the election season. I don’t like hot chicks mixing with politics. It’s a turn off. What a girl thinks about BLM or the rain forest really doesn’t do much for the little man downstairs. That said, Katy may have redeemed herself in these pics. She looks like a hot lesbian who’s dying to be straight again! And to me that’s f$ckin’ hot. Continue reading →
According to my sources over at Google, Demi Lovato just finished recording some new music and she decided to celebrate in the best possible way: by going on a trip and posting a whole bunch of swimsuit selfies on Instagram. Anyway, I’m not normally a huge fan of Demi, but I always support hotties taking extended beach vacations, so here’s hoping she keeps the bikini pictures coming.
