Look, I’ve put up with a lot covering the modeling world these past couple years. I’ve been willing to go along with calling Bella Hadid a real supermodel , and pretend that Ashley Graham is “healthy” and deserves to be an SI Swimsuit model. But now you’re telling me that Kirsten Dunst is officially a lingerie model? Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick Kirsten out of bed for eating crackers, but just spend 30 seconds on Instagram (or this site) and I guarantee you can find a thousand women more qualified for this gig. This is just a waste of good advertising dollars and artsy black-and-white topless shots.
Jenna Jameson just put her vagina to important use once again. But in a very different capacity than the way in which this ex-porn star did for so many years. Inappropriate references aside, the precious point is this: Jameson is a brand new mother! She just gave birth to a baby girl!!!!!! Already the other to twin eight-year old boys, Jameson and fiancé Lior Bitton confirmed their exciting news a few hours ago on Instagram. “Baby arrived momma did amazing job, everyone healthy and happy,” Bitton shared from the hospital on his social media account, adding: “God bless you @jennacantlose you are a warrior! I love you.” Jameson later shared the first photo of her daughter online, revealing her unique name in the process: Batel Lu Bitton. “I am so proud to introduce everyone to my newborn daughter! Her name is Batel Lu Bitton. She was born at 8lbs exactly and 21 inches long,” Jameson captioned the adorable image below. Added the famous blonde: “She is so calm and graceful it’s hard to look at her not feel overwhelmed. I had a very long labor (12 hours) and pushed for an intense 22 minutes. “We are head over heels in love with her welcome to the world little star, Mommy loves you.” Prior to giving birth, Jameson kept followers well apprised of her pregnancy, often flaunting her impressive baby bump as it grew over the weeks and months. “I thought my belly had leveled off last week… I was wrong,” she recently wrote online. “I’m 9 months pregnant, and feeling so blessed because this little one is thriving! “This time with my twins, I had already delivered, so it feels so good to keep this little star baking!!!!!” Back in August of last year, Jameson confirmed she was expecting her third child. Her cute twin boys are the product of her past relationship with MMA fighter Tito Ortiz. At this point in her life, the star is quite content with the family and friends she keeps close to her. And that holds especially true for her fiance. “Wow baby, thank you so much for this mind blowing ‘push present.’ You are such a gift from G-d, I’m blessed I have you @liorbitt,” Jameson wrote on Instagram while showing a new sports can five weeks ago. “But remember, your generosity isn’t why I love you, you’re the kind of man that I KNOW I can count on, and THAT is worth more than anything.” Jenna concluded at the time: “I am so happy I have an amazing husband, phenomenal friends and family, the gift of sobriety and a little angel on the way. Thank you Lior for helping me find my way. #maybach.” View Slideshow: Celebrity Babies: Who Became Parents in 2017? We send our best wishes to this newly-expanded family and to all the other stars who became parents in 2017. Congrats all around!
Amy Schumer just can’t catch a break when it comes to strangers talking trash about her body. How sad is it that this is the world we live in? Amy is just out there, trying to live her life, trying to do what she loves, and trying to be proud of her body and the way she looks, and at every turn, somebody has something nasty to say . It’s ridiculous, it’s pitiful, and you know it’s happened again. See, Amy just did a lovely new cover for InStyle, you can see it above. She’s wearing a nice white swimsuit, and looking just delightful. InStyle shared the cover on their Instagram account, where a swimsuit designer named Dana Duggan took issue with it. “Come on now!” she wrote. “You could not find anyone better for this cover? Not everyone should be in a swimsuit.” … Sorry, what? Not everyone should be in a swimsuit? Only perfectly proportioned size 2 types are allowed to swim now, is that what she’s saying? Or do average-sized people like Amy have to swim in tents or something? When Dana was accused of fat-shaming Amy , she responded with “I am not fat shaming anyone. She is a self proclaimed Cabbage Patch Kid. She fat shames herself in her comedy routine.” Some ridiculous human being commented that putting “plus size models” on magazine covers “gives many women an excuse to continue an unhealthy lifestyle that will eventually lead to chronic disease in most cases.” And Dana replied with a nice “Thank you!”, because obviously Amy is on her way to becoming the next Mama June. “I an have my opinion and you can have yours,” she explained. “It’s called Freedom of Speech. I’m not judging. Just stating my opinion.” But she also said that her company doesn’t make “plus size swimsuits” like the kind Amy would apparently wear, and she added that Amy looks “like a pig,” so we’d say there’s a good chance she actually is judging. Dana even did a few interviews about her opinions, stating “I’m tired of the media and publications trying to push the FAT agenda. It’s not healthy and it’s not pretty.” “What is wrong with featuring healthy and fit cover models?” Gee, Dana, it’s hard to say. What is wrong with your disgusting attitude? Some questions we’ll just never know the answer to, it seems. While the vast majority of Instagram users took issue with Dana’s statements, it’s probably safe to say that Amy herself isn’t too bothered by it all. She said it best herself: “Is it fat-shaming if you know you’re not fat and have zero shame in your game ? I don’t think so.” “I am strong and proud of how I live my life and say what I mean and fight for what I believe in and I have a blast doing it with the people I love,” she added. “Where’s the shame? It’s not there. It’s an illusion.” View Slideshow: 17 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer In that amazing message, she finished with “My deepest sympathy goes out to the trolls who are in more pain that we will ever understand.” Sorry ’bout it, Dana.
Amy Schumer just can’t catch a break when it comes to strangers talking trash about her body. How sad is it that this is the world we live in? Amy is just out there, trying to live her life, trying to do what she loves, and trying to be proud of her body and the way she looks, and at every turn, somebody has something nasty to say . It’s ridiculous, it’s pitiful, and you know it’s happened again. See, Amy just did a lovely new cover for InStyle, you can see it above. She’s wearing a nice white swimsuit, and looking just delightful. InStyle shared the cover on their Instagram account, where a swimsuit designer named Dana Duggan took issue with it. “Come on now!” she wrote. “You could not find anyone better for this cover? Not everyone should be in a swimsuit.” … Sorry, what? Not everyone should be in a swimsuit? Only perfectly proportioned size 2 types are allowed to swim now, is that what she’s saying? Or do average-sized people like Amy have to swim in tents or something? When Dana was accused of fat-shaming Amy , she responded with “I am not fat shaming anyone. She is a self proclaimed Cabbage Patch Kid. She fat shames herself in her comedy routine.” Some ridiculous human being commented that putting “plus size models” on magazine covers “gives many women an excuse to continue an unhealthy lifestyle that will eventually lead to chronic disease in most cases.” And Dana replied with a nice “Thank you!”, because obviously Amy is on her way to becoming the next Mama June. “I an have my opinion and you can have yours,” she explained. “It’s called Freedom of Speech. I’m not judging. Just stating my opinion.” But she also said that her company doesn’t make “plus size swimsuits” like the kind Amy would apparently wear, and she added that Amy looks “like a pig,” so we’d say there’s a good chance she actually is judging. Dana even did a few interviews about her opinions, stating “I’m tired of the media and publications trying to push the FAT agenda. It’s not healthy and it’s not pretty.” “What is wrong with featuring healthy and fit cover models?” Gee, Dana, it’s hard to say. What is wrong with your disgusting attitude? Some questions we’ll just never know the answer to, it seems. While the vast majority of Instagram users took issue with Dana’s statements, it’s probably safe to say that Amy herself isn’t too bothered by it all. She said it best herself: “Is it fat-shaming if you know you’re not fat and have zero shame in your game ? I don’t think so.” “I am strong and proud of how I live my life and say what I mean and fight for what I believe in and I have a blast doing it with the people I love,” she added. “Where’s the shame? It’s not there. It’s an illusion.” View Slideshow: 17 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer In that amazing message, she finished with “My deepest sympathy goes out to the trolls who are in more pain that we will ever understand.” Sorry ’bout it, Dana.
Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know you’ve probably heard me say this before, but this time I actually mean it. Because after seeing this Aussie pants fire Casey Boonstra in the latest issue of Maxim Australia , I’ve decided I’m doing it — I’m moving Down Under. I mean, come on, I work from home, right? Which means I can work from anywhere, as long as there’s a mom and a basement and decent wifi. So if you live in Australia and your mom wants to put me up, send me an email. I’m coming, Casey!
Romee Strijd is skinny..and in some weird looking, what must be designed for fat people because it’s likely Victoria’s Secret shoot – since the Dutch model has pretty much exclusively worked for the mall brand…thanks to being abnormally skinny… They are an evil empire, who own then women they lock into contracts, who give other women insecurities, and who produce pretty shit content and product… Who more importantly represent everything Donald Trump was against in his campaign, outsourcing to sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing them to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart… They do the same with immigrant models, because they like owning them and more importantly American women are fat…. It’s modern day sex work / slave driving,….all in the name of panties …weird panties… GOOD BURPIE THOUGH.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny Romee Strijd Ass in a Weird Outfit on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Romee Strijd is skinny..and in some weird looking, what must be designed for fat people because it’s likely Victoria’s Secret shoot – since the Dutch model has pretty much exclusively worked for the mall brand…thanks to being abnormally skinny… They are an evil empire, who own then women they lock into contracts, who give other women insecurities, and who produce pretty shit content and product… Who more importantly represent everything Donald Trump was against in his campaign, outsourcing to sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing them to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart… They do the same with immigrant models, because they like owning them and more importantly American women are fat…. It’s modern day sex work / slave driving,….all in the name of panties …weird panties… GOOD BURPIE THOUGH.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny Romee Strijd Ass in a Weird Outfit on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
