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Eliza Cummings Nipple for Marie Claire Italia of the Day

Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake. It is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… You get where I am going with this……I’ll keep going for another 45 seconds…. Or “Chandler” not being a candle maker, or “PIPER” not knowing how to suck dick…or “Cockburn” not knowing how to burn cock, or “Cook” not knowing how to cook, or “Chase” not being a rapist…. You get where I am going with this……and that is that she’s showing tit for a fashion magaizne – so racy. The post Eliza Cummings Nipple for Marie Claire Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Baldwin on the Toilet of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is not my favorite Baldwin – IRELAND BALDWIN …but she is a vapid spoiled young slut who chose the life of low level instagram celebrity – by attaching herself to other instagram celebrities…which ended up turning her into a low level instagram celebrity….but a higher level instagram celebrity than the girls you fuck with…but more importantly a higher paid instagram celebrity…when she’d be doing this shit for free, just for some attention, because she’s a rich kid and her dad’s a narcissistic asshole actor…and girl needs some male attention… The most interesting thing about her bullshit career as a nothing, talentless, who does nothing but look pretty good….is that she fucked Bieber…when she was underage and smart enough to know that with her name, her looks, and her access to hang with the JENNERS..she could be the bootleg Jenner brands want to use for association to the Jenners…without paying Jenner Price… I anxiously await her implosion, drug addiction, disaster that is her life…but in the mean time – here’s fashion shots of her taking a dirty shit after eating a dirty burger – due to the laxatives she’s addicted to in efforts to stay thin.. The post Hailey Baldwin on the Toilet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham Shoots for her Swimsuit Line of the Day

ASHLEY GREY HAM…or as she prefers Graham Cracker Crust on all the pie that she’s eaten to get herself to this overrated obesity that is seen as marketable because the world is fat and fat girls need a hero…because GREY HAM although more relevant for her sloppy, lackluster, expired sandwich meat of a body…from a pig…isn’t ass sweet or delicious… She’s out there, ass out, for her black husband who built up her fat ego, to a fat place where it was oozing out cheese spread….making the money due to polarizing being a pig who is unhealthy, but current – because America is unhealthy…. Shamelessly trying to make more money through her fat girl in skimpy clothes modeling.. I guess we live in an era where fat girls are allowed at the beach, without being pointed and laughed at and forced to wear a snow suit….or long sleeved over sized t-shirt to protect their sensitive, pale from laziness, skin… Which is really a fucking tragedy..she is a monster!! If you like monsters and you do…this one’s for you! The post Ashley Graham Shoots for her Swimsuit Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day

Bojana Krsmanovic is a 25 year old Serbian model with big tits – who could be or could have been a sex worker – because of the whole Eastern European hot thing – but who cares if she is or not – because all girls are sex workers in their own right – they just won’t admit it – but will instead claim to be empowered – because it is empowering to get paid for being hot – whether as a model – or in SI Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016… Well now Maxim has taken her over to say “huge tits on a skinny frame from Eastern Europe”….must be celebrated in their photoshoot for a magazine that also covers Dax Shepard….TOP NOTCH. I lost my virginity to a Serbian prostitute who couldn’t speak English but who was somehow here and she didn’t charge me…so I have a soft spot in my heart for these kind people…even though I didn’t cum when I lost my virginity. Something VERY important to this post – because Human Trafficking and Serbians is all I know… I just checked her INSTAGRAM and I’m in love…. It’s too bad she only hit at 25…I mean that’s retirement age for models…but we got a good year in her… The post Bojana ‘Bo’ Krsmanovic for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day

Agent Provocateur gets that the 90s are in. They also know that their audience is primarily instagram hookers who use their instagram to command higher weekend rates with the guys they “date”…for rent money… They know that it’s the primary gift from rich married guys to their mistresses, or even rich guys in general to girls that are hot and sexy and worth paying for, because you get to be in charge and they won’t complain because you cater to their materialistic bullshit yet hot existence…it’s all transactional.. So they went into swimwear because sugar babies are more than just into fucking in hotel rooms, but also going to the beach or rocking out on the yacht…and this is their campaign with vintage 90s lambos that is actually styled and exactly what I’d want.. The post Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Metz Goes Glam for Harper’s Bazaar, Sets Inspiring Example

Chrissy Metz has taken America by storm as Kate Pearson. Playing one of the beloved characters on NBC’s This Is Us, Metz has become a role model for plus-sized women who never thought their body type would be accepted in a leading role on television. But Metz hasn’t just become accepted. She’s become a role model. In the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar, editors even refer to Metz as “Hollywood’s New Pin-Up Girl.” It’s a title and a pictorial that Metz never (ever, ever, EVER) dreamed she would receive. “When I first heard Harper’s Bazaar wanted me to be sexy. I was like, ‘Who, me?'” Metz tells the magazine , adding in its feature story: “I knew y’all were edgy but this is incredible – it’s validation.” The actress couldn’t contain her excitement on Twitter, either, linking to the official Harper’s Bazaar website and writing online: “What an amazing honor and privilege full of self discovery! Thank you, thank you, thank you, @harpersbazaarus for this feature and fun.” The photo shoot paints Metz in a very glamorous light, featuring the rising star in a red swimsuit, as well as a sleeveless, pinup girl-style polka dot sundress. “I want to wear something because I love it,” the 36-year-old actress says of her style. “Not because it follows the rules.” It’s pretty clear that Metz isn’t concerned very much with what others think. Such self-confidence likely helped her land a role on a series that’s already been renewed for two additional seasons. “If I ever end up on the worst-dressed list, it’s not going to make me fall apart,” she explains, adding: “I want to look great and feel good and be comfortable, but at the same time, none of this really matters. This is the fun stuff.” Those who watch This Is Us online or on television each week have fun seeing Metz and her co-stars in action. But they also have themselves a good cry one or two dozen times per episode as well. This is an especially sentimental and emotional drama, and it’s one Metz could not be more proud to work on. She thinks it’s a prime example of how series regulars need not fit into any sort of preconceived notion of beauty or appearance. “There’s more room for all of us now,” Metz tells Harper’s Bazaar. “No matter our sexuality, race, body size, gender or whatever else.” And thank goodness for that, right?!? View Slideshow: 13 TV Shows Ending In 2017

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Hailey Clauson Gets Sexy For SI

I don’t know how come the rest of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue hotties got to go to nice tropical beaches and Hailey Clauson here had to go model bikinis in some shack in Finland instead. But whatever she did, she still managed to look mighty hot. In fact, I’m a little surprised she didn’t instantly melt all that snow like she just did to my pants region. Yow! » view all 14 photos Continue reading

Old Lady Kylie Jenner Keeps Aging

Every time I do a post on  Kylie Jenner , I always have to double-check what age she is. Not because I think she could be big trouble or anything, but because I still can’t believe she’s only 19 and not a 40-something cougar. It just doesn’t make any sense. So anyway, if you’re into teenage old ladies modeling swimsuits, here she is in a new photoshoot. Enjoy, I guess? » view all 12 photos

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Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy. Continue reading

Emily Ratajkowski In A Little Bikini

I’m pretty sure Emily Ratajkowski is the most successful Instagram model of all-time, but just in case it’s not official yet, I figure this latest round of bikini pictures probably ought to clinch it. And that’s the thing I love most about Emily: she knows what us perverts her fans want (AKA a never-ending string of bikini and/or lingerie shots), and she knows how to deliver. Enjoy. Continue reading