Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →
Yesterday, I posted a video of Bo Krsmanovic playing in the snow with Hailey Clauson for the 2017 SI Swimsuit Issue , even though I didn’t really understand what dog sledding has to do with hotties in swimsuits. Luckily, Bo made a second video, and this one may not be as creative as the last one, but it definitely makes a lot more sense. So here’s Bo rolling around topless on the beach. Some things are classics for a reason. » view all 16 photos Continue reading →
Just because the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is finally out doesn’t mean we all have to stop drooling over it just yet. And SI just released a full five minute long video of my new favorite busty blonde hottie Hailey Clauson getting frisky with Bo Krsmanovic in the snow. So enjoy! I haven’t been able to watch the whole thing, because I can never seem to last longer than 30-45 seconds max, but maybe you guys can do better. Good luck.
Charlotte Mckinney is acting up in her home state of FLORIDA…not necessarily in an un-FLORIDA way, because Florida is fucking weird as hell, a place where really rich guys end up, and where girls like Charlotte McKinney, come across as the TROPHIES they need to own, now that they’ve got the boats, the houses, the private jets…and these TROPHIES are not just massive tits, but opportunists who are very into the good life…and letting these dudes spend money on them… Sure Charlotte McKinney is Florida rich, her family had money, but her monster tits have a price…if you want to hang with them, or feed them, you gotta be paying…as she’s not getting any actual mainstream work anyway…I mean she did dancing with the stars, I’m pretty sure that’s it….yet she thinks she’s famous, people know who she is, and that’s sellable to rich guys…I mean the tits are sellable to anyone..but they are priced out of our reach….but luckily part of her hustle, with the ugly rat face of hers…is putting the tits out there so that these rich guys know she exists and to do that…involves us non rich guys knowing she exists… All this to say…she seems like the worst, materialistic, overrated, bratty ego…ever…but her tits are ridiculous and rididuclous tits are great….making her famewhoring pretty alright… Here’s Her Top that’s Too Small Bikini: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s her Black One Piece Bathing Suit – With Nipple…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s her weird dance…. Here’s her friend….. The post Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Get Fed by Rich Guys of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
According to my sources over at Google, Christie Brinkley is still 63-freaking-years-old. But come on, that’s got to be wrong. Because according to my eyes, she’s got to be at least 20 years younger. I mean, just look at this photoshoot she did for SI’s 2017 Swimsuit Issue and try to tell me Christie doesn’t look better than most Instagram hotties half her age. But whatever. I may not be able to explain it, but I can definitely still enjoy it. » view all 15 photos
As previously reported, Kate Upton has been chosen as the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model. Yes, you’ve likely read that sentence before. Because this is the third time Upton has been honored with this special issue’s cover, having flaunted her body for the magazine’s feature photo in 2012 and 2013 as well. Despite being named Rookie of the Year in 2011 by Sports Illustrated editors – following her first set of bikini photos within the publication’s pages – Upton wasn’t very well know five years ago. “If I got the cover, I would be really excited. It would be really amazing,” Kate said while shooting for the 2012 issue, adding at the time: “It’s always what I’ve talked about. I grew up in an American family, so it always was on the coffee table and to be that girl on the magazine on the coffee table would just be really groundbreaking for me.” The dream became a reality shortly after Upton sat down for this interview. And the following 2012 cover launched her into superstardom: A year later, it was off to Antarctica for Upton and her fellow models. “When you think you’re going for a Sports Illustrated shoot, you think beach – sometimes it can be chilly and there’s going to be wind, but when you know you’re going to Antarctica, you know you’re going to be freezing and half naked,” Kate said that year. “And I was very nervous because I grew up in Florida and I don’t do well in the snow when I’m fully dressed.” Upton was anything but fully dressed for this pictorial. Yes, she donned a winter jacket for the occasion. But she didn’t wear a top of any kind! Those enormous breasts were exposed to all the winter elements, not to mention a readership of millions. “This specific shot was on the boat,” Upton explained back then of the cover, adding: “It was the last shot of the round and the gave me coat, which, at the time, I thought was a miracle. At one point, I was sitting on the railing and then came down. “The wind was blowing and they let me put my hood up and who’ve known that would’ve been the cover?” After being featured on a pair of covers, word spread this year that Upton would not pose for SI at all unless she was given yet another cover. We can’t confirm if that diva-like demand actually went down. All we can say for certain is that Upton is, indeed, covering the Swimsuit Edition once again. And we don’t think any guy out there is complaining. So there you have it. Now you’ve ogle Kate Upton bikini photos from 2012, 2013 and 2017. Take as long as you need or want to compare, contrast and wipe the drool off your keyboard and then VOTE: WHICH COVER SHOT DO YOU LIKE BEST? And the Winner is? 2012 Click Here To Vote for 2012 2013 Click Here To Vote for 2013 2016 Click Here To Vote for 2016 Kate Upton has graced the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover three times. Vote above and decide on her hottest photo. View Poll »
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So the biggest news on my social media – as of last night was that Kate Upton is the covergirl of this year’s Sports Illustrated issue that doesn’t matter, that no one cares about, but that the idiots at SI SWIM think is a sure shot, that will get press because there is a story and she’s gone onto be their saving grace the last 10 years as their beach gets flooded from the melting ice caps, which to them is instagram…a place where anyone can imitate their “prestigious” and “expensive” shoots with a fucking iphone…where the girls…so many girls are as hot if not hotter than the models they use…because let’s face it…they aren’t innovative, interesting, and the proof is in the big titty pudding… I will assume that Kate Upton’s rich family either owns the magazine, or is fucking the publisher, or was just their meal ticket and figure – let’s take the press…we know we are only selling 10 issues anyway… The good news is that she’s not as fat as she was in her fat years…she works out now….and her tits are still big…but photoshopped catalog bathing suit pics of a tired bitch, instead of hunting and finding a new hot bitch, is just not sustainable…it’s a flawed business…because sure it’s “trending” on Facebook…but because SI SWIM has good PR and the Media is a fucking scam…it’s not because people like it, think it’s hot, or care… Awesome photoshopped bikini pics of bitches we are tired of us and can see naked on google… THANKS FOR THAT BRO…. What garbage…garbage they hope saves their business…they even call her “Kate The Great”….which is more like “Kate the One White Trash Who Buy Our Bullshit Like Cuz She’s Been Marketed Right”…. I mean I guess SI has always fucking sucked… Here she is on the promo tour… They paid Jimmy Kimmel to announce it like this bullshit matters… The post Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Covers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini shouldn’t be something girls get rich off of, but why the fuck not spread some of that around to more pussy, that is probably not as egotistical because they aren’t in the right circles, getting cast in movies but want it so bad… So in ways, I laugh at bikini instagram girls imitating magazines and catalogs…in their spare time, but they are producing slutty half naked content….but I actually like those thirsty girls more than the actual models…because they are all equally bullshit…and the aspiring sluts are better than the sluts who think they are established.. It’s a new generation, you don’t need magazines like this, it’s not a big deal…dudes don’t actually fucking care…we have instagram…but let’s post some of their pics as a tribute to a dying scam…the bikini issue that carried a brand in an era where bikinis weren’t everywhere…when they were still a simple tactic to post innocent seductive pics for attention….but just not for everyone….you needed film,, cameras, audience…now you don’t need this… Yet, the insta sluts….aspire to be in this…to stamp of approval their bullshit lives… Anyway – There’s a bunch of nipples – their only potential for a win…..PORNOGRAPHERS….how can their advertisers support this SMUT….More Nudity Than Playboy… Kate Upton, Cover Girl, Still Fat, Photoshopped But Better than Recent Years… Caroline Wozniacki – Because Tennis Pussy is Good Pussy… Hannah Ferguson Big Tits and Nipples… Default Hannah Davis aka Hannah Jeter aka Hannah Herpes…. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE Homegrown – Eugenie Bouchard – Straight from the Tennis Court of Montreal…(her sister is hotter) Aly Raisman Because Fitness Gymnasts are Bendy Samantha HOOPES who I’ve heard is a hooker – and her Nipples… Hailey Clauson Last Years Cover – The Forgotten One – They Didn’t Even Bring to the Beach…oh no they did… Myla Dalbesio and Her Monster Tits and Nipples…This is a Porn Site….. TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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