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Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party, where Canada comes together and drinks maple syrup and build igloos while seal hunting and fucking french trashy sluts….no one seems to care about, because Canada. But someone seems to care about Heather Marks, because hot model….. You see if you’re a hot model who gets half naked for your career, that anyone with a brain will know is hardly a career, but more standing around in exotic and luxurious places posing until a rich guy notices…you have no borders…you are international… Which is probably why she’s in Glamour Germany… Too big for the people back home, too expensive for our currency, so my poutine gravy will never drip down her inner thigh, but if I print this pics up, I can recreate for 10 cents and less headaches of a needy demanding bitch over at Staples…I’m ok being the guy who jerks off on color print outs.. The post Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fat Ashley in of the Day

Posted on May 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham is a monster in a bikini and she is in this swimsuits4all campaign that was initially put out back in February, and should have never happened, because no one wants to see pigs in bathing suits, except maybe some pig fetishists… It’s like they are still milking this fat girl in bathing suits…which is appropriate because you’re supposed to mink cows… I find it amazing because I know fat girls know they look like garbage in a bikini – yet brands are still pushing it – because that’s the new angle – make fat girls think they are hot…when they are only hot when getting a blowjob from them when wasted at 4 am. They put in more effort. The post Fat Ashley in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Is a Total MILF, Slays In Green Bathing Suit

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

YASSSS QUEEN BRITNEY. I have been faithful to Britney Spears since ’98, and it’s been a long and bumpy road together. Yet, here we are, applauding her bikini body, which I’d like to think is a representation of how far she’s come since meeting Kevin Federline.  To this day, I blame him for bringing her down, reducing her to nothing more than a shell of her former self, shaved head and all. This particular photo was taken a few days ago, when the pop star went swimwear shopping (something many of us dread). Not Spears, who tried on a green monokini and posted it to Instagram. ‘Bought three new swimsuits today,” she wrote. “This one is my favorite!” Ours too, sister. In other Spears news, the Louisiana native penned an open letter to her two sons , Sean Preston, 10, and Jayden James,9, ahead of Mother’s Day (which is on Sunday, so go buy your mother some flowers). “You are my masterpieces,” Spears wrote on Time . “From the day I saw the most precious eyes, I believed in miracles to the core. “Such a gift God has given me, exploring in your beautiful worlds every day. “I pray as a mother I teach you strength and passion to carry through the struggles in the world. Most battles will always be won on your knees. I pray you find your dreams. “God always comes to us in tiny whispers. I pray you always find his whisper and understand the true meaning behind following your inner voice as well. “Always believe in yourself and know anything is possible. I pray dreaming awakens your soul to limitless possibilities. “I hope the most precious mysteries of life stay with you always and you are never ashamed of how bright your light truly is. I hope you learn praying alone is when you are most connected to God, and know you are never alone. He is with you always. “I pray you laugh, love and soar through your journey of life.” Excuse me, I have something in my eye..

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Hailey Clauson Makes Me Want To Buy A Lexus

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I know Hailey Clauson may not be as big of a household name as Kate Upton or even Charlotte McKinney , but for my money, she’s probably the hottest, bustiest blonde in the business right now. And clearly the people over at Lexus agree, because they got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie to help model the new Lexus RX. I’ve never been much of a car guy before, but I’ve gotta say, I’d buy this heap of junk in a heartbeat if there’s the option to include Hailey as an add-on. Continue reading →

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Hailey Clauson Makes Me Want To Buy A Lexus

Posted on April 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I know Hailey Clauson may not be as big of a household name as Kate Upton or even Charlotte McKinney , but for my money, she’s probably the hottest, bustiest blonde in the business right now. And clearly the people over at Lexus agree, because they got the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit hottie to help model the new Lexus RX. I’ve never been much of a car guy before, but I’ve gotta say, I’d buy this heap of junk in a heartbeat if there’s the option to include Hailey as an add-on. Continue reading →

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Lara Stone for Vouge Australia of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are the final pictures of the LARA STONE SEE THROUGH BEACH SHIRT PICS have happened – and they are for Vogue Australia…where she posed in a white shirt with a man in a white speedo…and that I guess is art, I call it distraction from a solid set of tits that tried to sue me once, because they are British and uptight tits that didn’t like being made fun of for marrying some rich Comedian and TV show dude, before getting divorced, paid out and forced to fend for herself with her tits in Vogue Australia…not exciting, but they are still an actual model with big tits and that’s better than a model ho is plus sized with big tits.. The post Lara Stone for Vouge Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone for Vouge Australia of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are the final pictures of the LARA STONE SEE THROUGH BEACH SHIRT PICS have happened – and they are for Vogue Australia…where she posed in a white shirt with a man in a white speedo…and that I guess is art, I call it distraction from a solid set of tits that tried to sue me once, because they are British and uptight tits that didn’t like being made fun of for marrying some rich Comedian and TV show dude, before getting divorced, paid out and forced to fend for herself with her tits in Vogue Australia…not exciting, but they are still an actual model with big tits and that’s better than a model ho is plus sized with big tits.. The post Lara Stone for Vouge Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Graham: Nude for Maxim!

Posted on March 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Graham has just achieved another memorable first. Several weeks after landing her first-ever cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, the famous plus-size model is now anchoring the latest issue of Maxim. And she’s doing so with no clothing on. As you can see below, the 28-year old beauty would be revealing every last private part she has if not for a strategically-placed shirt dangling in front of her body. Inside the publication, Graham poses in some seriously sexy lace lingerie, revealing all of her curves as she gives photographer Gilles Bensimon a seductive stare. Having become one of the most viral and popular models on the Internet, Graham says she’s basically trying to be the next Kendall Jenner . “I’m in total build-the-empire mode right now,” she tells the magazine. Graham fought back against some controversy earlier this year after former model Cheryl Tiegs called her out for actually being a bad role model. “It’s a shame that we have to bring other people down, but that’s why I’m here. I’ve got to bring other women up,” she said in response to the misguided slam. As for those who think the opposite? Who praise Graham for being a positive influence on real women? She takes issue with this term as well. “I hate the word ‘real woman’ and I hate the word ‘plus-size,” Graham has told E! News. “I’ve got plenty of friends [of all sizes] and different shapes and everything, and I don’t want any of them to feel like they aren’t ‘real women.'” View Slideshow: 18 Groundbreaking Magazine Covers

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Anna Ewers Tits for Fashion of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers….is the kind of girl who’s sewer I would climb through just to chill under her toilet to watch her pussy as she shits on my face…. …Before dying from septic shock / e-coli after ingesting said shit…that we can assume is filled with great model things like the Salmon in the pacific, cocaine and anti-depressants and very little food substance… She’s that good. The post Anna Ewers Tits for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rania Benchegra Models Bikinis of the Day

Posted on March 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rania Benchegra is a bikini model I’ve never heard of, or posted on, which doesn’t mean she isn’t hot, or that she doesn’t exist, it also doesn’t mean that I’m a racist who doesn’t pay attention to models of different skin colors, it just says that every girl is a fucking model thanks to social media, it’s impossible for me to write about any of them or all of them, until the mainstream media picks up on them, because I don’t like contributing to their fame, I’m more into terrorizing them after they reach said fame…and are getting piad…while when they are low level instagram models, I feel more sorry for them than anything, but would never expose them or get in the way of their hustle, because the more girls who are vapid and useless with the sole goal of being paid to get naked or half naked, the better off we are… The good news in all this is that not every girl wants to be a bikini or instagram model, sure they post their bikini pics, but there are still girls who go to school, become doctors and lawyers and business people, rather than ass spreading for followers to market those businesses, which gives me a bit of hope that women aren’t all vapid sexualized cunts who want you to look at their cunt but won’t ride you with their cunts, unless you’re rich. The post Rania Benchegra Models Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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