I guess Sports Illustrated realizes that they should do a Swimsuit issue every month because it is the only thing that makes Sports Illustrated matter, especially after Victoria’s Secret secured a summer Swim show, like the Holiday lingerie show all the white trash who still watch TV get excited about…while the execs at SI are just shaking their fists in the air saying “this should be us”…. Anyway, her name is Hannah Ferguson, she’s one of their new models, and here she is in standard bikini pics that you’ve probably seen emulated by every single shameless girl on internet who poses like this on her instagram….only this one is a legit model…even though she’s not getting paid… The post Hannah Ferguson for SI Summer Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way.. I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits… Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy…. Quote from the Magazine: “You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.” What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face.. The post Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, is a campaign for some bathing suit company…., It’s like this Emma Stern Nielsen is the new apple of my eye, object of my desire, sure I’ll forget her in 3 minutes, but right now, all I want to do is suffacte as she rides my face ike a Mechanical bull…or bike…or really anything she’s into that involves riding…I am accommodating like that.. I would google her, but really why bother…look at the pics.. The post Emma Stern Nielsen in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Irina Shayk is a proper souless gold digging russian…hot, because all of the Russians who survived Communism are hot…some may even say she’s amazing…thanks to the plastic surgery enhancements she’s made…and I just think strategic business person…who structured a solid deal as the “beard” to a possibly homo athlete…put in her time, got a work visa in USA and some SI Swimsuit coverage to matter…and now…she’s greased up for some campaign…because she’s single…her greasy little strategy worked and I’m all for watching the process….when it looks like this…from nothing, to rich man wife…all thanks to looking good…good hustle… This is for sunglasses…or maybe it’s for you..and your boner..who knows… The post Irina Shayk Greased Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hope you guys aren’t getting tired of all the serious hotness we’ve been getting from Julia Pereira lately, because I’m definitely not. But just to mix things up a bit, I’ve got something I think you should all enjoy. Because the only thing better than seeing the world’s hottest swimsuit designer modeling her own creations is a whole bunch of hot models showing off her new swimwear line, Julia Pereira by Lybethras. So just sit back and enjoy the view. Photos: Victor Sanabrais Continue reading →
If you didn’t have a reason to go to Coachella this year, book your flight now, because Bieber is there and as you know, anywhere Bieber is, is the place to fucking be…because he’s not a cheesy, popstar or anything….he is the embodiment of all things cool..and I guess these young, rich, celebrity, it-girls in bikini tops are too… I guess what it comes down to is that as a 45 year old man….why the fuck am I posting this? Seriously..I should be filing my taxes or going to my kid’s high school graduation or fasting for my colonscopy….or some shit that other 45 year olds who have never heard of any of these idiots because they don’t pollute their lives with pop culture nonsense and focus on what is important….cheating on their wives and paying the mortgage…. Either way, here are the pics… The post Kendall Jenner, Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit…. She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes… I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want… So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces… The post Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Because I’m a pro, I was doing some very important “research” earlier, when I came across these: a pair of seriously hot swimsuit pictures that Selena Gomez exclusively shared with yours truly (and, you know, another 27 million of her followers). And now I get to share them with you perverts. So there, it turns out obsessively creeping hotties’ Instagrams all day does pay off. Who’s wasting their life now, Mom? Just wait until I finally get that Pulitzer. Continue reading →
Irina Shayk#39;s quick hands spared her from a wardrobe malfunction after a rough wave nearly spilled her chest from its string bikini. However the task appeared too burdensome to repeat for the 29-year-old supermodel, who grimaced and quickly retreated to the sand during her beach break in Cancun, Mexico on Wednesday. The stunner was clad in a multi-color two-piece swimsuit that included panels of purple, green and red colors. She hid her brunette locks under a tan-colored sunhat and kept
Snooki has made us question an awful lot about her life ever since MTV introduced the pint-size star into our lives oh so many years ago. Remember that time she gifted JWOWW with a vagina baby shower cake ? Or the time she could barely stand up straight after a night at the bar? No, not that time. The other time. No, the other time! Now, for reasons that defy comprehension, Snooki has made it her life goal to look just like Kylie Jenner , at least in one department: the lips. For the second time in a few weeks, Snooki shared an Instagram photo with followers that features her rocking some plump lips, making no secret about her goal via a caption that reads: “Tried the liner on the lips! Do I have Kylie Jenner lips yet?!” Yes? We guess? The better question is this: Why would anyone want Kylie Jenner lips ? The young reality star has insisted she’s never undergone plastic surgery and that she simply relies on her favorite brand of lip liner to get her unique look. Which is fine. Cool. Whatever. We don’t care. All we know is that Snooki looks very odd in this picture and we’re not sure why anyone would strive for Kylie’s lips these days. 25 Self(ie)-Obsessed Celebrities 25. Ashley Benson View Photo Ashley Benson’s kiss-face selfie is just a tribute to her fans, right? 24. Ariana Grande View Photo One of the many uses of the celebrity selfie? Showing off tattoos like Ariana Grande does here. 23. Victoria Justice Victoria Justice comes in at #25. She swears she found these shorts at the flea market. 22. LeBron James NBA all-star LeBron James would like you all to drink more Sprite while he finishes taking a selfie. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Vanessa Hudgens View Photo Vanessa Hudgens is a fan of using the selfie to show off her many hairstyles. 20. Kevin Durant Is Kevin Durant using a mirror to take this selfie? What is happening here? 19. Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi View Photo Snooki routinely used selfies to show her amazing fitness and weight loss progress. 18. Kourtney Kardashian View Photo Kourtney Kardashian is the first Kardashian member to enter the list, but she definitely won’t be the last. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Tyra Banks View Photo Tyra Banks is a fan of the selfie, but as a top model, can we expect anything less? 16. LaLa Vasquez LaLa Vasquez used this selfie to thank the stylists and makeup artists who dressed her, giving them shout-outs on Instagram. 15. Jenna Marbles YouTube sensation Jenna Marbles uses Instagram to post selfies and pictures of her dog. 14. Kris Jenner View Photo Kris Jenner’s selfies prove she’s trying WAY too hard to hold on to her youth. Way. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ciara View Photo Ciara showed off her baby bump via selfie! 12. Wiz Khalifa View Photo This Wiz Khalifa jail selfie prompted an investigation into how he was even able to take and share the photo in the first place. 11. Draya Michelle Draya Michelle is the first swimsuit selfie to enter this countdown! 10. Shay Mitchell Anyone want to place bets on whether Shay Mitchell really drank this smoothie in her selfie? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kat Von D Kat Von D is a fan of: tattoos, nearly nude photos, and selfies. 8. Khloe Kardashian View Photo Aye aye, Captain Khloe Kardashian! 7. Rihanna Rihanna is a fan of selfies–and clothes–that show off her body. 6. Justin Bieber View Photo Justin Bieber is a repeat selfie abuser. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Austin Mahone View Photo Austin Mahone used one of his many selfies to let his fans know when he was in the hospital. 4. Kim Kardashian View Photo Even Kim Kardashian’s workout selfies get accused of using photoshop. 3. Kendall Jenner View Photo Kendall Jenner showed her followers that she IS capable of wearing clothes that cover her ASSets in this selfie. 2. Snoop Dogg View Photo Can we really expect anything besides a bong selfie from Snoop Dogg? (Are you surprised he’s #2 on this list?) Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 1. Kylie Jenner View Photo The #1 most selfie-obsessed celebrity? Kylie Jenner!!!! At over 451 selfies, is anyone surprised by her win on this list? (Is this really a win?) The End. Up Next: ” 25 Self(ie)-Obsessed Celebrities .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
