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Josepehine Skriver for H&M of the DAy

Josepehine Skriver is a science experiment gone right. Her gay father who is also a marine biologist made her using some lesbian’s egg and his sperm in what I assume was his aquarium lab…up on some genetic freak research…and she’s currently making moves in the fashion industry…like the freak at the freakshow she is…at least to God fearing religious weirdos who don’t believe in science… That said, like all novelties, whether it is King Kong, or whatever, rich people want to adopt it as their own, and bring it out to their parties, which has worked out well for this one…as the Jenner girls and I assume Taylor Swift…have BFFed her… The world is a weird place…but Josepehine Skriver …is amazing….even if she makes me want to do weird things..to her naughty place…. The post Josepehine Skriver for H&M of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day

Her name is Samantha Hoopes …she was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit once or twice…she pretends she’s under 25, but I think she’s looks 40…but that could jsut be the botox that turned her into a Real Housewife looking babe with a rockin’ body… The magazine is called Jezebel…a Jezebel is a scandalous girl…I’ve heard from a few rich dudes that this Jezebel charged 25,000 dollars an hour for sex. I don’t know if that’s true since I don’t run in those circles, but I will assume that very few girls aren’t 25,000 dollars an hour…especially when they are grey area porn chicks…in look and in career…since dudes jerk off to her half nakedness…right… The post Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stefanie Scott In A Tight Leather Dress

I don’t know much about Stefanie Scott other than that she’s a Disney star and that she’s of legal age, so posting these pictures will not put me into jail. It’s very competitive for an 18 year old “actress” these days so good for Stefanie for trying to bring on the sexy with this leather-ish outfit. It’s a good start, but she’ll have to do a little better than that to really make a name for herself. I believe in her though and if she needs my help, she’s more than welcome to call me.           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Rachel Barnes Belongs In A Swimsuit

So the bad news is that Rachel Barnes never called to hire me to be her personal suntan application assistant , but the good news is we’ve got another killer swimsuit shoot from the smoking hot model. And since I have a feeling that’s all you selfish bastards care about anyway, go ahead and enjoy. I guess I’ll just have to find another model to help me live out my career dreams… Any takers? » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Samantha Hoopes Is Bikini Perfection

The last couple times I’ve done a post on  Samantha Hoopes here, I’ve had a tough time believing that the SI Swimsuit model is only 24, and not just a sexy cougar in disguise . But here she is on the cover of Jezebel Magazine and you know what? With a body this good, Samantha can call herself however old she wants as long as she keeps delivering bikini pictures like this. Enjoy.

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Skin Links 5.26.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Who wouldn’t want to wake up next to a sun-kissed topless Camille Rowe? ( egotastic.com ) Michelle Rodriguez wears a see-thru dress at Cannes ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Britt Maren rocks the hell out of a two piece swimsuit ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lana Kendrick certainly beats Anna Kendrick in the big boobs department ( boobieblog.com ) Toni Garrn also goes see-thru at Cannes ( thenipslip.com ) Heart pasties rock! ( doubleviking.com ) Jessa Hinton’s big breasts + pizza = Heaven! ( steakwood.com ) Alexandra Daddario really fills out this bikini ( fleshbot.com )

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Keeley Hazell Does Baywatch

I can barely remember the last time we did a post on Keeley Hazell  for the site, but I’m really glad to see one of my all-time favorite busty British hotties is back to work doing photoshoots at the beach again. And between that and the whole  Baywatch theme, these pictures have got me feeling seriously nostalgic right now. You can feel nostalgia in your pants, right? Because I’m definitely feeling something. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day

I had a Lithuanian friend who told me that you could buy the hottest Lithuanian girl to be your wife…without actually giving her money, but rather giving her access to your passport…no matter where you live…meaning just let her live in your house with you, and you’ll never be alone…I mean that or go on every cam site there is…. Unfortunately, that friend was not Edita Vilkeviciute…because if it was, I would be looking at her tits right now…and not typing this nonsense about her tits, that don’t matter because tits…. If you know what I mean.. The pics are by Pamela Hanson …and they are awesome…because Edita is awesome…but that could just be the tits speaking… The post Edita Vilkeviciute by Pamela Hanson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bikini Campaign of the Day

I generally really fucking hate bikini photoshoots…whether it is with some fame whore trying to get noticed….staging the shit in Miami…you know the non-celebs you’ll see on blogs sometimes because the paparazzi is trying to make them celebs so that they can make money on them…since bikini pics get hits…and hits make them money….to all the low level models who shoot for that water company that you see on billboards in LA…that feature playboy dot com girls who were not hot or interesting at all…but I also hate campaigns for brands that involve bikinis..not because bikinis are boring, I mean the one thing I need more of in my actual life is girls in bikinis…but because….the shoots are all the fucking same…but for some reason…a reason I call bright and colorful thailand and awesome bikinis…this shoot is pretty tight…I can’t be too sure about the girls since I don’t know who they are…but when you’ve got a penis like me…nothing is tight… The post Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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