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Genius Baseball Trick

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Karrueche Tran’s Booty Belongs In A Swimsuit

Normally, I’m not a big fan of the one-piece. But after seeing the way  Karrueche Tran is wearing hers at the beach in Miami, I realized maybe I’ve just never seen anyone wear one properly. So ladies, take note, because this is how you’re supposed to wear a swimsuit like this: yanked up as much as physically possible and giving yourself a wedgie. Yum. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Mathilda Price Bikini Model of the Day

I don;t know who Mathilda Price is, I just know she’s a model, like so many other girls in the world, even fat chicks are being allowed to play this game, meaning there’s no fucking point of even calling any of these girls models, but rather the random chick who was available to shoot this bikini campaign, because let’s face it, we can use any one, and if anything if she was a fat black asian jewish tranny lesbian who always fucks dudes…with three nipples and missing limbs…and a swastika tattoo on her face because it is ironic …we’d have a win…but until we find that gold…here’s Mathilda Price in very average pics looking very fucking average… The post Mathilda Price Bikini Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day

I come from an era where porn was shown in art house theatres and peep shows…where tits were really only available to you in Playboy and Penthouse and Hustler and pretty hard to get your hands on, and when you did get your hands on it, you wanted to wash your hands because everyone who got to it before you had cummed to the girl, magazine in hand…which was kind of gross unless you were a faggot, which was an accepted term for a faggot at the time. That said, the one thing that was easy, readily availabkle, unsuspecting tits was National Geographic with their tribal photography… So old as fuck James Bond Grace Jones dressed up tribal, showed some tits on stage and the whole thing was terribly racist, but not as racist as if a white guy did it…but luckily it involved 60 year old non-tribal nipples…oretending to be tribal…which I guess is dreams coming true to someone….just not me… The post Grace Jones Interesting Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a 31 year old model…who has been a model for a long fucking time…probably longer than I’ve been doing this site..and for some reason, I’ve never heard of her..despite her probably being a millionaire because of modeling, or at least married to a billionaire as these models do… I am not saying I am the most prolific source of models and their bikini or nude or lingerie shoots on the internet,…but I am…and to not ever be featured in 10 years of this shit…is a fail on her part…I mean every girl’s dream is to have her tits on a blog written by some pervert loser with no friends, money or real authority in anyway…hell, I’m not even funny…why the fuck are you here? Oh right, model in a bikini, in her 30s, still hot, because I guess 30 isn’t that old when you’re dead on the inside. All this to say, I never bus well, bussing is the most humiliating, disgusting, depressing experience to remind you that you’ve lost at life…and here some bikinis on a babe in her 30s to rub it the fuck in.. The post Michelle Buswell in a Bathing Suit for Elle Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Sizzles in New Swimsuit Photos

Need a couple more examples why Beyonce is one of our top celebrity MILFs ? Or why Beyonce owns one of Hollywood’s sexiest summer bodies ? No problem! The singer has given fans an unusually intimate look at herself, posting multiple photos on her official website of herself in a sizzling black one-piece. Might these sexy snapshots be a type of peace offering from the beloved artist. Beyonce is actually under a bit of fire this week after he heavily-hyped Good Morning America “announcement” ended up as nothing but a segment on Beyonce’s Vegan diet . But posing in this kind of a seductive manner is a pretty good way to win fans back, we’d say. “I am not naturally the thinnest. I have curves,” the Grammy-winner said yesterday on GMA. “I’m proud of my curves and I have struggled since a young age with diets and finding something that actually works.” The singer, though, has found outfits that work for her, as evidenced by recent (scorching!) appearances at the 2015 MET Gala and other red carpet events. “All you have to do is try,” Beyonce recently told fans. “If I can do it, anyone can.” That’s not remotely true, considering the fame and fortune and unparalleled talent of Beyonce. But whatever. She still rules! View Slideshow: 11 Reasons Why Queen Bey Reigns Supreme

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Kate Bock Bikini Pictures

I’m gonna be honest, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting when I heard that Kate Bock did a bikini photoshoot involving ping pong balls, but what can I say? As a professional blogger, having my mind in the gutter is pretty much a job requirement. Besides, it’s not like I’m complaining. There’s no denying the SI Swimsuit hottie was born to wear a bikini, so any excuse to see her in one works for me. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby of the Day

A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on May 28, 2015 at 5:12pm PDT Cindy Crawford did a big reveal of her Gerber Baby, who unlike the rest of the world’s Gerber baby, is not a face on a box of probably toxic food that Jessica Alba would rather you trade in for her HONEST company, even though everyone knows when people say they are honest, they usually not, except maybe the retards who buy into Alba’s product making her worth 200 million dollars and the face of a billion dollar company…when she should have never been more than forgotten tits in a 90s movie… This Gerber baby is 13 year old Gerber…the heiress to Gerber baby products…thanks to her mom being a model, who took modeling so seriously, and lived up to the model way, but marrying a billionaire… Now, I figure posting a 13 year old who looks like a Cindy Crawford clone is risque…I mean 13 is young as fuck…but when they look like Cindy Crawford clones…and are already rich to begin with…it’s a perfect time to get her into the industry…which I guess is going on here. A photo posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on Jun 2, 2015 at 2:54pm PDT All this to say…Cindy Crawford is amazing…and here is Cindy Crawford for the Sneaker Heads… A video posted by Cindy Crawford (@cindycrawford) on Jun 3, 2015 at 4:11pm PDT Here’s some pics of her…that I already Posted… The post Cindy Crawford’s Gerber Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day

Here’s Kate Upton in a Fat Suit, we call being fat, wearing a swimsuit, because I guess they need her in a bathing suit for this scene of the movie she was signed onto when the producers thought she was Kate Upton they saw in magazines, who would sell tickets to the movie…because of her tits…before realizing that the bikini, needed to be turned into a one piece…as big tits on young girls almost always lead to big tits on big girls in their mid 20s… I like watching her growth as an actress, because I know the production teams is scrambling figuring this one out, while she’s clueless eating cupcakes cuz they are Mmmmmmmm SSO GOOOD…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Fat Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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