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17th Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant Pictures

In today’s important bikini-related news, Hooters held their annual swimsuit pageant recently, which is a pretty big deal for a professional bikini blogger like myself. Of course, it would’ve been much easier for me to cover this momentous event if I’d been invited, or better yet, asked to judge. Anyway, as far as I can tell from the cheap seats, the girl from Kentucky won. I think they made a pretty good choice, but without being able to get up close and personal with the competition, it’s hard to say for sure. Not that I’m bitter or anything. I just think it’s important the best women wins. » view all 42 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Crystal Renn for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Crystal Renn is some eating disorder model who almost died of being anorexic, before deciding to milk her anorexia, by forgetting to be anorexic, gaining 70 lbs, and becoming a plus sized model, all for a publicity stunt, to get her jobs and make her money… You know, social commentary on the state of the model industry on women, with their “unrealistic” expectations that I think are totally realistic, and are in fact the only reason she existed…by losing weight for work and gaining weight in protest…while people watched… It all helped her sell books… Now she has lost all the weight to become a regular sized model, which is what she always was, but she just got misguided for a bit….and she still gets work, even though that kind of acting up would be enough for me to fire her ass if I was her boss…. And luckily, a lot of her work happens in the Swimsuit edition, and now Harper’s Bazaar…. I am always a fan of bikini pics, even if the bikini pics are on old broken down skinny girl turned fat girl turned skinny girl again… I’m just that kind of pervert…who likes to see a pussy attached to various states of insanity over the course of its pussy lifetime…..

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Nina Agdal Swimsuit Pictures For Maaji

My new favorite swimsuit model Nina Agdal is keeping the bikini pictures coming, this time for some company called Maaji. Nina seems to have a new bikini photoshoot come out once a week, and sometimes even more, which is why she’s my new favorite. Well, it also has something to do with how damn good she looks in every one too. Enjoy. » view all 18 photos

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Michelle Heaton Bikini Fitness

I’m not really sure who Michelle Heaton is, but according to the Internet, she’s a British pop star, actress, TV personality, and model. Which I’m pretty sure is just a fancy way of saying busty British nobody. Anyway, she’s also apparently filming a fitness show on Miami Beach now, and I fully support any workout that needs to be done in a bikini. Where do I sign up? To watch, that is. » view all 24 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Michelle Heaton Bikini Fitness

I’m not really sure who Michelle Heaton is, but according to the Internet, she’s a British pop star, actress, TV personality, and model. Which I’m pretty sure is just a fancy way of saying busty British nobody. Anyway, she’s also apparently filming a fitness show on Miami Beach now, and I fully support any workout that needs to be done in a bikini. Where do I sign up? To watch, that is. » view all 24 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Emily DiDonato Does Baywatch Good!

Here’s Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato doing one of my favorite photoshoots of the year so far: a Baywatch -themed shoot. Now I know Emily isn’t as talented in the front meat department as Pamela Anderson, but if you ask me, she still fills out the red suit pretty well. There’s just two things this shoot is missing that keep it from being perfect: some slow-mo video to go along with it, and Emily giving me mouth-to-mouth. » view all 11 photos

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Jennifer Lopez’s Bikini Cover Up

It’s been a couple months since I last did a post on Jennifer Lopez , and these pictures should probably give you an idea why. See, here’s J-Lo shooting a commercial at the beach, but while everybody else is in bikinis, she’s all covered up. And even when she does take it off, something else is there to block our view of that booty of hers. Clearly J-Lo is some kind of strategic business genius when it comes to her most famous asset. I don’t think I’ve ever been looking forward to watching a commercial before. Well played, J-Lo. » view all 50 photos Photos: WENN.com

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I Want To Ride That Pony

Do I know why Katie Price is dressed up like a pink pony? Not really. Apparently it’s for some product launch called My Little Katie , whatever the hell that is. But am I weirdly attracted to Katie like this? More than I’d like to admit. I don’t know about you guys, but I could care less what this is for. All I wanna do is saddle up and go for a ride. » view all 29 photos Related Articles: Katie Price Is Going To Run A Marathon And Pigs Can Fly Katie Price’s Boobies R Us Katie Price And Her Big Old Boobies Katie Price Makes A Swimsuit Adjustment Photos: WENN.com

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I Want To Ride That Pony

Do I know why Katie Price is dressed up like a pink pony? Not really. Apparently it’s for some product launch called My Little Katie , whatever the hell that is. But am I weirdly attracted to Katie like this? More than I’d like to admit. I don’t know about you guys, but I could care less what this is for. All I wanna do is saddle up and go for a ride. » view all 29 photos Related Articles: Katie Price Is Going To Run A Marathon And Pigs Can Fly Katie Price’s Boobies R Us Katie Price And Her Big Old Boobies Katie Price Makes A Swimsuit Adjustment Photos: WENN.com

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I Want To Play With Hayden Panettiere’s Puppies

Huh, I never knew that my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere was a dog lover, but now that I do, it changes my whole perception of her. I might even stop making fun of her for being so short… Nah. Anyway, I think me and Hayden should set up a play date for our dogs to get to know each other. I’d love to take her to the dog park and play with those puppies. We’ll just have to get someone else to watch the dogs. Related Articles: Hayden Panettiere’s New Big Boobs Are Hollywood Tuna Approved! Hayden Panettiere Likes Her Man Meat Hayden Panettiere And Her Little Cupcakes Hayden Panettiere’s Little Hand Holds A Big Cup Photos: Fameflynet

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