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Malena Costa Really Knows How To Dress

I can’t say I know too much about the Spanish modelling business, but as the Internet’s resident expert when it comes to supermodel sideboob, I think I’m more than qualified to judge these pictures from the Women’s Secret presentation in Madrid. And after close, careful consideration (aka pressing my nose against my computer screen), I’m ready to call it: Malena Costa here is one of the finest Spanish hotties in the business. Congratulations, Malena. Photos: WENN.com

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Olivia Culpo Works It Good In Galore Magazine

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from  Olivia Culpo , but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine . If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy. Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Is A Timeless Beauty

Here’s everybody favorite ageless hottie  Christie Brinkley in New York, and according to my sources, she was out promoting her new book. It’s called “Timeless Beauty,” and I’m guessing it has a bunch of Christie’s patented beauty secrets in there. But I’ll save you the read: the main reason Christie looks this good at 61 isn’t good genes. It’s because of her daily workout regimen of 30-45 seconds of cardio on top of a pasty blogger. OK, not really. It’s just the good genes thing. But hey, it was worth a shot, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Swears On Sesame Street

Poor Elmo had to be hear that filth! Julia Louis-Dreyfus should be ashamed of herself.

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Hannah Davis Likes Rich Athletes!

I’m not entirely sure why Hannah Davis showed up on Extra , but since I’m a true professional (stop laughing), I decided to look her up. And I’m afraid I’ve got some terrible news: apparently Hannah got engaged to that loser Derek Jeter. I’d hoped once the guy retired she would’ve ditched him for a real man — aka me — again, stop laughing. Because unlike Jeter, my best years are still ahead of me. OK, fine, go ahead and laugh. Even I know that last one’s a total joke. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Christina Aguilera Has Some Major Saggage!

Christina Aguilera ‘s one of those women whose hotness has really gone up and down the last couple years. For a while there, she was one of the hottest pop stars around. Now? Here she is at the 2016 Breakthrough Prize Ceremony and, well, her hotness isn’t the only thing that went down, if you catch my drift… I’m talking about my boner, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Salma Hayek Busts Out Big Time

Good news: Salma Hayek brought her A-game to the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala over the weekend, and while I have no clue what that is, obviously it was important enough for Salma to bust out the big guns. Although if it were up to me, Salma would dress like this for every event: movie premieres, charity dinners, sleepovers at her favorite blogger’s mom’s house. When you find a look that works, you should stick with it. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants in months. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Is See Through!

I know Jessica Simpson isn’t as big of an A-lister anymore as she used to be back in the day, but the busty blonde will always be the reigning Queen of Cleavage as far as me and the Little Tuna concerned. And if she wants to make it back to the top of the A-list, heading out in a see-through shirt on a regular basis is definitely a good start. Although I still say a leaked sex tape with a semi-famous blogger would do the trick much faster. Call me! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Dog Attacks Water Balloons

This pup is a killer! Continue reading

Instagram Model Bella Hadid Is Hard At Work

I keep forgetting that Gigi Hadid isn’t the only hard-working professional “model” in that family, because here’s her younger sister Bella Hadid doing her own photoshoot in New York. And I’ve gotta say, I’m really impressed with the way she’s able to lean up against that wall like a total pro. Anyway, I just hope their parents got a 2 for the price of 1 deal on their modelling careers. Otherwise they got ripped off. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading