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Jordana Brewster Is A Wasted Hottie

I’m still waiting for  Jordana Brewster to take me up on my extremely generous offer to help her get her career back on track — aka film and “leak” a sex tape with yours truly. Because here she is running out the clock on her 15 minutes of fame looking white-hot at something called the 2015 Baby2Baby Gala, and showing up at events like this is just a total waste of a good hottie, when she could be showing up at the beach in a bikini instead. It’s a real shame. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Amber Rose Is Big In 2015

There’s so many random awards shows out there, I can’t keep track of them all. But according to my sources, VH1’s got one called the Big In 2015 Awards, and they got Amber Rose and her epic MILF cleavage to show up. Anyway, I don’t know how big Amber was in 2015, but she was definitely big in my pants region. Especially after these shots. Speaking of which, that gives me a great idea for my own awards show… » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com

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EXXXOTICA Expo 2015 Pictures

I know I do a lot of posts on porn stars on this site, but forget Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton for a second, it’s time we celebrated the true professionals. Because it was the 2015 EXXXOTICA Expo in New Jersey over the weekend, and I can’t think of a better place for a bunch of sorry-looking porn actresses to meet up than in New Jersey. Anyway, luckily there’s at least a couple cuties in here, because otherwise this post was going to get really depressing. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Perfect Game Fail

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Elsa Pataky And Her Hot Friends

As I always say, the only thing better than one smoking hottie is a whole bunch of them, so here’s  Elsa Pataky and a few of her fellow Spanish hotties in Madrid for some lingerie video presentation. Unfortunately, I don’t have a clip of that, so these pictures will just have to do instead. But luckily, I think there’s enough combined red carpet hotness in this post to last us at least 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45. Enjoy! » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Meet Hottie Meredith Hennessy

It seems like Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year, and it makes absolutely no sense to me why we’ve got “holiday cups” starting November 1st, or why anybody would release a Christmas movie two full weeks before Thanksgiving. But hey, on the bright side, at least this Love The Coopers premiere means us perverts get our own early Christmas present in model  Meredith Hennessy and her super-cute cleavage. It’s just what I wanted! How did they know? Now I just hope I don’t have to wait another month and a half to unwrap it… » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Toni Garrn’s Got Back

I’ve always said that  Toni Garrn is pretty underrated as far as Victoria’s Secret hotties are concerned, and after seeing her at the 2015 Bambi Awards, I think I’ve finally figured out what the problem is: she doesn’t know how to dress. I may not know much about fashion, but I do know that this outfit of hers would look 20 times better turned the other way around. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Christina Aguilera And Her Sweater Mounds!

Back in the day,  Christina Aguilera used to be one of our nation’s finest pop star hotties. But it looks like her 15 minutes are almost up, because she’s just not really doing it for me and the Little Tuna anymore. That said, these shots of Christina and her sweater mounds should probably keep her clock going for at least another 30-45 seconds, so enjoy, I guess. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Rachel Mortenson’s Awesome Lingerie Pictures For The Weekend

Here’s  Rachel Mortenson back with another killer lingerie shoot for Frederick’s of Hollywood, and it reminded me that it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my busty dream girl. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing after all. Because I don’t know about you guys, but my pants region is probably going to need a few months to recover after a set of lingerie pictures this hot. Yow! » view all 45 photos

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Victoria’s Secret Models Are Very Hard Workers!

Yesterday, we had some pictures from this year’s (disappointing) Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show , and today, I’ve got a couple more behind-the-scenes shots taken backstage. Unfortunately, it’s just a bunch of models sitting around in robes, and not pictures of them all changing, like I was originally hoping. But hey, at least you get to see all the hard work that goes into a show like this. These poor girls must be exhausted from all that sitting around. I hope they got the rest of the week off. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading